Colliewood & Whine
Rodolfo Volpino (better-known to his adoring fans as Rudolph Volpino, or simply Volpino; like the great doyenne of Colliewood, Lassie herself, he was famous enough to need only one name) sighed and fidgeted in the makeup chair. "Almost done," the...
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Snoopy Verse the Red Baron
Below my little square of white Upon white fields, white poppies blow. White clouds surround my lonely flight Hanging black-bordered high and low. Somewhere beyond the frame he flies Where the white air meets the white mud Waiting to blaze across...
Sunset
The red sun rolls towards the sea Its last glow tints the tower above The war is done. The land is free. The lion girds himself for love. Helmet and armour laid aside The heavy mane hangs splendidly He licks the blood clots from his...
Mirror, Signal, Manoeuvre: Teaser
"Max, I want you to father my baby." It's not every day a guy gets that sort of proposition. Particularly a gay guy. I blinked at the clouded leopard over the rim of my coffee mug, took a sip to show how cool and unfazed I was, and burned my tongue....
The End Bed
There wasn't much to look forward to at Number Five Casualty Clearing Station. Even if there had been, Nurse Becky's round would still have been the highlight of the day. The VAD uniform was designed both for hygiene and to make its wearers as sexless...
Compromises
"Oh Flink," Krister breathed. "This is cool." The husky let out his own breath in a relieved pant, and his ears lifted from their semi-erect position to a pleased prick. "Told you!" he said cockily, and bounced out of the car. Flink stretched and...
Bentley's Peace: II
Bentley's first thought was to find Grace, but she had already left. Schützer was alone in the kitchen, drying up the tea things. When he saw Bentley's face he put down the tea towel and pulled out a chair for him. "Vhat ist?" Bentley sat at the...
Bentley's Peace: III
The Cousin Wilberforce who appeared at the dinner table was a different creature to the one who had arrived at the front door. Spruced up, bathed and brushed, he was a presentable fox indeed. He was wearing a tail spat with his evening dress; it was an...
Loganberry Hits a Hrair
Loganberry sighed and ran his paws through the tuft of fur between his long ears. He was tackling a particularly thorny passage of Old Lapine this morning, and even the plate of chocolate digestives at his elbow wasn't helping. The thought that he...
Bentley's Peace: I
On that first morning of peace, Bentley Pringle ffox woke from a dream of running across No Man's Land to a sunlit bedroom. He was wearing striped pyjamas that smelled of mothballs. A sporting print hung above the bed. He was home. He had seen his...
400 Rabbits
Eighty-Six-Rabbit woke up with a hangover. As far as he could remember, he had woken up with a hangover every morning since he and his three hundred and ninety-nine siblings, the Centzon Totochtin, were born of the union between Patecatl, god of...