XXXMAS Day Five - Somnophilia
That day they'd brought in a boy who had decided it was a good idea to spray paint a less than flattering portrait of the headmaster with an obscene limerick about what he likes to do with the genitals of other men on the bathroom walls.
The Pointless Adventures of Baphor Meht and a Slut.
It was a long-ass train ride, and i had finished my comic book pretty quickly, which meant i had, like, three hours of nothing to do but sit there and compose dirty limericks in my head until i made one lewd enough to arouse me, which then got me dejected
Wasteland Survivor – And Back Again - ch8
- i was listening to fox and private ashfield swapping dirty limericks, again, when i started to feel a slight tingle in my 'other' sense, it shocked me a little at first, but i had just made contact with a mind outside of the two aircraft
'Lordy, The Rings!' or 'Geno and the Spider'
He had possessed sauron's ring for countless years, before losing it to marcel's uncle, bilbo, in a contest of dirty limericks. ever since he had hunted for 'his precious'.
College Orientation
I am here to tell you about this proud institution and what it can do for all of you, now to start off i have a funny little limerick for you all."
Skipping School
Here's a story of my high school days Right around the time of my emo phase I had myself a girl Who'd put me in a swirl She could really spin me, I give her praise The issue with the cliques was a bit odd Me being an emo fox, she being a...
Here Kitty Kitty
Lacy loony loves light little limericks for ladies love little lions licking letters. little lions like looking for letters with flavors to lap and loll their tongues 'till dawn. ladies love little lions that like to be good kitties.
29. The Minstrel's Misery
A limerick doesn't have to." "sure it does if it fits." she said. "why is it you're singing anyway?" "i'm a minstrel, my dear. it's what i do." he said.
Tauren Tale, Chapter 16
You made up a limerick just for me!" she grinned and shrugged. her ears drooped in a tauren blush. "i did... even if it doesn't rhyme all that well." she added, "but don't expect another! it took me days just to come up with that one." the end.
Cold Scent
I wasn't looking forward to work, and i couldn't read the passing lines of scent, the sonnets, the limericks, the ballads and the half-rhymes. on the way i passed a young woman with her child in a pushchair and their doggy, a terrier, on a lead.
The Highlands: Stable Encounter
"for this is the poetry of the heart, though i must confess, with me it can often be dirty limericks." the hound pup laughed at that even as it held a nervous edge and her gaze swept over the stall.
Err, that wasn't supposed to happen either Pt2
It was as this conversation went on idly, that i had a great idea for a limerick, and i reached over my shoulder for my ever present back pack. it wasn't there. with confusion, i grabbed at where it should be, but still i couldn't feel it.