Spider Web Waltz
"Jaaaaahahahahack! What the fuck?! What the fuck did you put in my ship?!" Lix knew how every twitch of the stick would affect the No Safety Measures, how every light touch and gentle caress would adjust her speed and trajectory by even the...
Kobold Krafts (Pink Lemon-Smash)
Crying was not sexy. Yelz knew this. Kobolds knew what sexy was, at least the good ones did. Even then, the most virgin of the promiscuous lizards knew that letting loose the water works was the _last_ thing a potential fun time partner would find...
Blindside
To say Jack carried a colored past was to border on facetious at best and disingenuous at worst. The man had fought a war on his own home front, seen the very planet he'd spent his youth upon turned into a machine of war, ran from his people's...
Kobold Krafts (on your day off)
"Yelz sleep? Yes. Kolky will wake her up! Yes!" "Weny wake up with chirping. Yes." "Birds chirp in the morning! Yes." "Yes. Mom on soon!" Yelz grumbled as the cruelty of the waking world returned to her, dragging her...
The Yulpa Circuit
"A great cycle to you all! I'm so enamored to have what feels like _half the galaxy_ join us for the first race of the Seventy-Fourth Galactic Asteroid Racing League!" Across the stars, trillions upon trillions of souls tuned in to forget their woes...
Kobold Krafts (on the roof)
_ **KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK** _ "Hbuh, wuh?" Drool connected the pink scales of Yelz's lips to her nearly flat pillow as her head rose, bones popping in protest. _ **BEEP BEEP BEEP** _ For those who work night shift, who burned the...
Kobold Krafts (...)
Three days. Yelz had been whittling away her claws upon a keyboard for three days, locked away in her office at Wild Gregs. Numbers rolled in the kobold's eyes like syrup, seeping past a brain that was slowly turning to mush and pooling around...
Meet Your Idols
"Welcome, one and all." Glorious Angela was true to her name, as even the mere act of speaking into a microphone appeared elegant when done by the angelic woman. Her booted feet seemed to glide across the floor as racers and crew alike bowed their...
Embittering Expertise
Mo'Ona was a Hux of many problems. Never would he deny such. In fact, many of his issues were quite self-inflicted. Badges of honor, he'd call them, carrying the metaphorical awards with pride as a sign of a life lived in a perpetual battle against...
No Safety, No Victory
"Captain Lixistruzsias, please report to the medical ward immediately. Captain Lixistruzsias, please report to the medical ward immediately." Lix had been tired, exertion from the endurance-demanding race weighing down her limbs and leaving her tail to...
Shark Skin Suit
"Grrrrnnnnnrrraaaaa..." "Oh, stop it, you cement mixer. I'm almost done." Thomas chuckled warmly, his hands deftly weaving red and yellow silk streamers about her body in the facsimile of a dress. Unaki, in an act that had nearly driven her to a full...
Flight of the Gerthtrude
It's said that hindsight is twenty-twenty, that to retroactively look back on your problems with new information causes the solution to become obvious. Of course, such narrow thinking often ignores that one has that new little tidbit of information but...