Out of Touch
The result is them getting jobs in order to figure out exactly what's going on this is just a bit of silly little humor, with some of these stories may or may not belonging to myself or friends of mine. if you like this please head to my patreon!
Space for a time.
To understand why everything changed early in the 22nd century I need to do the sciencey explanation thing. Normally I would avoid this - sciencey explanations are dull as Deimos (the moon, not the God. Diemos the god was terrifying) - and I'll...
The Conqueror [short story]
I take a deep sip from the aromatic drink beside me; a fine roasted tea from the east. Unsweetened. Saturated with herbs. This tea shop is a haunt of mine, and they know my preferences. As does the friend across the table from me. The fox leans...
Live Cargo
The ship's bot had a sense of humor that had nearly cost him his cranial orb on a few occasions. "i did. but you're not going to like it." "not bugs. no more laboratory shipments, captain. you promised." "not bugs."
A Vow to the Sun
It won't be shy of some humor, though, if you know where to look. if you're in it for the hot poke-poking, then fear not my perverted friend, it shall come with time.
After the Show
Disclaimer? Alright then. Blah blah I'm Day. Bollocks to the formalities, since you're (most likely) only here for some good hard jerk material. Well, lets hope you manage to hit your peak by the time you're done reading this. And no, I...
The lord of the chuphitos, la comunidad del chupito
El magno, preocupado por la actitud de su viejo amigo, que tanto distaba de su habitual humor, contempló cómo la muchedumbre empezaba a enfadarse y a murmurar cosas. también, cómo barkbilbo poco a poco se llevaba la mano al bolsillo del pantalón.
Digimon 01 Alternate Episode 1
_ **English is my third language, please correct me if I am using Chinese-style English. I don't own digimon; all characters are copyrights of TOEI and their respective companies. I am very poor and I do not get any rewards from writing stories, so...
The Incredible Shrinking Fox
"This place is so cool, can't wait to show you!" The raccoon practically bounced with excitement as he waved his ID card over the sensor, the door unlocking. "Are you sure this is fine?" Atimist asked, the yellow furred fox looking around, eying a...
Pokémon Schnapps/Tequila/Daiquiri
**Pokémon Schnapps/Tequila/Daiquiri** **By: Rakuen Growlithe** AN: I had been playing the Pokémon Black rom and listening to a bunch of Jimmy Carr performances when I started thinking of a whole bunch of little jokes about pokémon. I then...
WereGarurumon's Stomach Virus
Re-upload from FA where Isle heads into Maytek City, and finds WereGarurumon sick from a stomach virus. Somehow, he manages to soothe his pain through flatulent means... :iconIsleTiyanay: guest stars. * * * **WereGarurumon's Stomach...
Digigaslution
#1 of isle and his gassy adventures so here's another series of stories i'm re-posting from fa involving a hedgewolf (hedgehog/wolf hybrid) going through various adventures that involve some kind of toilet humor, usually flatulence.