Jingle All The Coyote
"and i can't believe it's not butter," said valyrym. asterbury put a hand to the side of his muzzle, whispering to the coyote. "i know who's gonna get fisted by fabio next."
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
He really was insufferable. Our home had been a building site for the last five weeks, and I had had just about enough. It was the summer holidays dammit, I was supposed to be getting in some serious quality time vegetating on the couch watching bad...
Tina's Story, Chapter 94 Passages, Part Two -A Gray Muzzle Story
She poured a cup of coffee, and took a piece of toast, and put a single smear of 'i can't believe it's not butter' on it. ray had left the newspaper on the table.
A Good Enough Christmas Story
"who diarrhea'd in your dumpster, i can't believe it's not butter, fisted by fabio...i think that's it!" the coyote glared at him. "i can't help but notice you're intentionally forgetting at least one or two."
Sudden Death
"say hello to butter and i can't believe it's not butter!" just... what? why can't i stop laughing? i hear one pinkie pie laughing while the other is just yelling in terror or something.