Clueless ch18: *Pretend* to be gay, suuuure
...Oh okay, it was just Marty. He was probably the last person in the school to actually care about a little verbal ejaculation. Looks like I nearly shat myself for nothing. Now that I'm not internally panicking, I guess I should introduce him, huh?...
Clueless ch17: Shameful Fapsturbating / You're an ASS-MAN Harry!
I'm not proud of the fact that I sometimes jerk myself off in the school bathroom, but as a hormonal teenage Panther, sometimes I just gotta let it out so I can focus. Or so I can repress my homosexual urges while surrounded by sweaty muscular guys in...
Clueless ch16: Threesomes are totally a hobby you guys
Sometimes I tell people that my third period is Zoology. Zoology is not my third period. My third period is Japanese 3... it is my deepest darkest secret. Well I mean, next to my secret gay love for dick and mangina, but it's a pretty close second!...
Clueless ch15: Oops, Guess We’re Retconning That
By some miracle the rest of the night went off without a hitch. Mom ordered pizza from Pizza Shack, which is normally just sort of tastes decent to me, but after Dad's charred lumps of ash that he claimed were 'burgers', it tasted like fucking...
Clueless ch14: Family’s Great, Except When It’s Not
So much had happened in the last five minutes that I was having difficulty processing it all. It was like, one minute I was just a blissful merry Panther returning home from my football game just like it was any other normal day, and the next I was...
Clueless chapter 23, Dildo's and Dildon'ts
Before returning to the cafeteria, I had to take a few deep breaths and slap myself silly to calm myself down from the intense conversation Daren and I had just had. Physical pain was a great way to bring my neurotic mind back down to planet Earth, so...
Clueless Chapter 22: The Closeted Gay Furry’s Guide to being ‘Extra’
After our little chat, Daren and I made way for the lunchroom. The Rottie looked both nervous and grump for most of the way, his paws balled up in his hoodie pocket. He did say a polite 'goodbye' to Mrs. Grevenieks who, surprisingly, responded back by...
Clueless chapter 21: Great Fruity Grapefruit Gripping Flashbacks
Grovedale High's green and white lunchroom was crowded as ever. The circular tables for eight were nearly packed to the brim with high school furs noisily chatting about -_activate southern hillbilly accent-_ WHATEVER THE DANG KEEDS OF MY GENERATION...
Clueless Chapter 24: When it Squirts it Flows
Something weird was _definitely_ going on... I was watching T.V in the living room at... some time of day? It the most unbelievably amazing match ever: Cleveland Browns vs the Packers, and it was a damn close match! The score was... 11 x 65 to...
Clueless S2Ch2 Love to Run, Run to Love Part1
It was fourth period, AP history, 5 minutes before the bell for lunch would sound off its sweet sweet ring of freedom. The room was lively with a mix of confused discussions and unrelated chatter now that the class' lecture was good and done. As usual...
Clueless S2Ch1 Love to Run, Run to Love (Intro)
Have you ever met somebody whose passion for something was so powerful that it set your own passion ablaze? I have... and I'll tell you, meeting him got me _rolling_. Even though most people see me as this happy go lucky Wolf, I have had my own...
Love to Run, Run to Love Part 4
Most distance runners would agree that the middle of a race is the most grueling part. You don't have the energy that you had in the beginning, and you can't taste the finish line like you can near the end of a race. All you can do is slog forward and...