Locker Room Lust
"So, what did you do to the gym during the past couple of weeks?" I asked the grumpy tiger who owned my gym. The gym had been closed for a few weeks due to renovations, and this was my first day back after going to the university rec center. Well,...
Bets with Foxes Suck
Summer heat and boredom left Desmond sprawled on the couch. His eyes were dumbly glued to the TV while he channel surfed with no hope of finding anything worth watching when a knock at the door broke his terse concentration. He glanced over with only...
An Epitaph for Cluny the Scourge
An Epitaph for Cluny the Scourge By Foxpiper Here lies the corpse of Cluny the Scourge, Who made many a beast miserable and their peace he did purge; He was struck down by a bell, And descended straight into hell; ...
The Fox of the Frozen North
The Fox of the Frozen North By Foxpiper From the cold, silent forests below winter's pale serene, Came a creature of white beauty along the snowy scene; With eyes of dark amber and a nose of obsidian grand, Rarely had such a handsome beast...
An Epitaph for Badrang the Tyrant
An Epitaph for Badrang the Tyrant By Foxpiper Here lies the body of Badrang the Tyrant, Who was viewed by all beasts as a vermin most violent; He was felled by a fighter, That abhorred the blasted blighter; Thus,...
An Epitaph for Vitch
An Epitaph for Vitch By Foxpiper Here lie the remains of a vermin named Vitch, A mean-spirited rat who would spy and snitch; From a bolas he choked, Until he finally croaked; No longer quivering amongst the quiet...
A Prayer to Martin the Warrior
A Prayer to Martin the Warrior By Foxpiper I pray to you, Martin, our guardian of Redwall, Please protect our families and friends above all; Keep our spirits soaring and show us the way, And remind us to be strong...
Come Ye Back to Green Isle
Come Ye Back to Green Isle By Foxpiper Come ye back to bonnie Green Isle, Where welcoming otters and ottermaids dwell; Sail the shores and stay for awhile, And rest your head at Holt Summerdell. Stroll through...
An Epitaph for Vilu Daskar
An Epitaph for Vilu Daskar By Foxpiper Beneath these dark waters rests Vilu Daskar, A most sinister, sociopathic stoat by far; With a scimitar at his hip, He was smashed along with his ship; What a crushing blow for...
An Epitaph for Urgan Nagru
An Epitaph for Urgan Nagru By Foxpiper Here lies the body of Urgan Nagru, Who wore the hide of a wolf he never slew; During a violent brawl, The wolf's fangs pierced his skull; Ending a fight the fox would forever rue.
An End to the Distance
An End to the Distance By Foxpiper A young man traveled down a darkened road, Beneath stately trees and September night sky; While past thoughts weighed like a heavy load, Of bittersweet memories from times gone by. A decade of...
Redwall Haiku 2
Proud hares marched onward Towards the mountain of fire Salamandastron ~ Foxpiper