Laika: Cards on the Table
“Of all the fucking luck,” Laika snarled as a relentless wall of radioactive sand surged toward her. The storm was yet another misfortune to add to her truly soul-destroying list. She cranked her bike's throttle, sending vibrations surging...
Twilight Moan Presents: Double-Booked
“These woods are so beautiful!" Samantha Brooks gasped as she gazed out at the sea of verdant pine trees–teeming with busy squirrels and flitting birds. She stuck her chubby arm out of the open window and let the slightly cool late-summer mountain air...
Fur-sty Planet: First Contact
Fur-sty Planet: First Contact Xenobiologist Dr. Francis Allman's fur stood on end as he placed his boots on Bismuth for the first time. Between the distance the middle-aged husky had traveled and the achievements in physics and astrophysics that...
Fur-sty Planet: A Change In Trajectory
Fur-Sty Planet Part 4: A Change in Trajectory Dr. Francis Allman stood in the hall aboard the NATO Research Starship Darwin, his hand cradling his scowling muzzle. Beyond the one-way glass before him was a sterile room featuring only an...
Fur-Sty Planet: The Reluctant Rescue
Fur-sty Planet: The Reluctant Rescue NATO Aeronautics Trooper and hulking grizzly bear Kenneth "Yogi" Harris had expected that his return to the Darwin sans-scientist wouldn't be met by a ticker tape parade in his honor, but this was still...
Saladin's Wish
“Hey, BB, why didn't you just make this a straight-up fanfiction of King's Quest 6?” Well, I was. But it turns out my lore knowledge of this very old game was missing one critical detail. That certain detail involves Princess Cassima. I was a...
Fur-sty Planet: No Atheists in Knotholes
Fur-sty Planet: No Atheists in Knotholes Assistant Xenobiologist Holden Crawford was going through what could best be described as "a rough day." The borzoi staggered through the alien woods of Planet Bismuth on bowed legs. The white...
Cool Cat Starts the Grool Shooting
Cool Cat Starts the Grool Shooting “Boy, am I tired!” Cool Cat exclaimed to no one in particular. He stared out from the window of his studio apartment as rain fell on the grimy streets outside, washing cigarette butts and...
Claudia the Monster Tamer vs. The Ratkins
Claudia the Monster Tamer vs. The Ratkins “Hey, look,” the raccoon ruffian jeered, shoving an elbow into the ribs of his possum pal. “Big Claudia just toddled in.” The possum socked his fist into the raccoon’s kidneys. “Ah, who...
Johnny Deathgrip in the Land of the Monsterbabes
Johnny Deathgrip in The Land of the Monsterbabes: Slime and Punishment By: Bionic Beagle It was another idyllic day in Elliasberg. Three vixen girls crouched next to a hay shed. Two of them cupped their hands around their eyes,...
That
Soft rain fell on the streets of Derry, New Hampshire, as Todd Lyman sat down heavily on the bus stop bench outside the town library. The bobcat rubbed at his bleary eyes, raw and red from hours of poring over microfilm. He gazed at his phone, swiping...
Squeezing Safari 240: A Hole Into History
The following is a digitally created summary of the EweTube video “SQUEEZING SAFARI EPISODE 240: A Hole Into History”, a production of the extremely popular online nature show Squeezing Safari with Barry and Ellie. It was created for the purposes of...