The Quest for the Holy Dildo #16
| Some minutes later, the dragon and the Angel returned and Faniel climbed down. "Thank you Parthy!" "It was an honor, Fanny. But now you should go. I find myself becoming annoyed at your friends." "Oh? What did they do?" |...
The Quest for the Holy Dildo #15
| A roar came from the huge dragon that knocked Devilah back into Sampson's chest and he held her for support. "I have not left my mountain for hundreds of years, other-worlder! I am Paarthurnax! You wan't to ride me like some common horse?!!!" ...
The Quest for the Holy Dildo #10
| _(Author's Note: I swear one of these days I'm going to do a post with no nudity whatsoever. To quote Aragorn, "But it is not this day." In my defense, it IS a story about a dildo... )_ "Ask me what?" Muz-Ra said as they walked the path back to...
The Quest for the Holy Dildo #7
| Klimmek and his friends watched the two lovers retreat to the privacy of their room. "That cat's ass is awesome, but I'd hit that angel's pussy so hard she couldn't walk for a week!", said one of Klimmek's friends. The blow that came an instant...
The Quest for the Holy Dildo #6
| The tavern was sparsely populated, but all heads did a double-take when Faniel entered. The Angel laughed loudly. "Well, hello to all of you too! Yes, I have wings." "And nice tits too!" said one inebriated patron. "Oh yes! And check out this...
Slutcat and Sworddog #23
| "Ah yes, reducing men to a puddle. I used to be able to do that," Slutcat commented wistfully as they continued down the road towards the mountain. The three continued up the road, but soon encountered some Imperials. "Careful Slutcat," Lydia...
Slutcat and Sworddog #22
| "Ah yes, reducing men to a puddle. I used to be able to do that," Slutcat commented wistfully as they continued down the road towards the mountain. "Used to? I would have guessed you would get all the men you could handle, Thane. You are...
Slutcat and Sworddog #27
| "You rang?" Slutcat said as she strolled into High Hrothgar, for all the world the essence of confidence. The four old men lived up to their namesakes. The beards they sported were indeed grey and the wrinkled eyes above them watched as Slutcat,...
Slutcat and Sworddog #26
| As the two climbed higher up the mountain, clouds thickened and snow began to fall. "Thanks for the ride, Lydia. But no, I think I'm getting my energy back. I can take it from here. You sure are a strong one, aren't you?", Slutcat said, climbing...
Slutcat and Sworddog #25
| "Well, another day of Mystery and Adventure, eh Lydia?" Slutcat said, trying to be as cheerful as possible given the hangover they were both feeling. Breakfast had helped, to be sure. "That's the spirit!" Sworddog chimed in. Both Lydia and...
Slutcat and Sworddog #24
| _I bet you thought I'd forgotten all about Slutcat and Sworddog! No sir! _ |...
Slutcat and Sworddog #28
| "Well alright then," said Slutcat in the morning. "I think we've taunted those Greybeards enough. They were probably up all night whacking away, so we might as well head out." They gathered their things and headed towards the front door. "Hold...