Sex, Lies and DVD Sales

Well that didn't take long. Not more than a week after my encounter with a novice to bondage and there's been no sign of him again. Should've know better, honestly. I mean, it's not like people are coming in here to hook up for dinner and a movie...

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The Customer is Occasionally Right

I work in a sex shop. There, I said it. Just make sure you get it all out of your system. Working in the adult industry, if we can use a more delicate term, as I do isn't all orgies with famous porn stars and drinking absinthe out of eight...

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In Bondage, Scaled

The world was hazy at first; diving in and out of focus. Everything from tip to tail felt tingly and numb at the same time. A few thoughts fluttered about in his head; the wine, the bar, the smiles exchanged. Slowly, as things began to settle, he...

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Altering the Fit

Sam really didn't like being alone like this. Being alone meant thinking; and thinking always meant staring off into space and dwelling on problems. Not the simple mundane ones like 'What's for dinner?' or 'What's on TV?'. No, Sam's brain dug deep when...

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Towel Boy

Sal's gym, handily enough run by an eight foot tall stallion named Sal, was something of a dive in the fitness market in town. It didn't have wall to wall brand new fitness equipment, stairclimbers with three dimensional digital readouts or glossy,...

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Happy Birthday, Mister Salesman

Today started even before I got into work. It's not a common occurrence for me to do anything before, say, noon, unless pressured by outside forces or very determined internal ones. In this case, it was a phone call. Again, I would normally...

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Triathlon

Standing at the starting line, I couldn't help but feel a little anxious. It's not like I hadn't prepared for all this; two months previous working on my endurance, stint as a lifeguard at the community pool for the better part of a...

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Shift

_Shift! Change your life and your lifestyle!_ It wasn't as if this was something new to find on a long, thin soft drink can. The addition of various 'herbs' and 'vitamins' to the ingredients list in bizarre quantities also had no effect. No, it...

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Experimentation

The lab itself loomed rather massively over him as he stood outside the main doors. The loose clothes and ratty shoes he wore only made him feel more uncomfortable. The appointment had been for noon and it was now 11:50. He still couldn't get up the...

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Modifications

Gaudy neon lights streamed through the smog-laden streets, the light green haze visible even through the thick goggles he wore. The re-breather hummed softly, ionizing the surrounding particles and shunting them to the scrubbers on either side. It did...

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Sweet Revenge

"Have you seen my mesh shirt?" "No." "C'mon, I know you did the laundry today!" The young lizardman sighed and picked himself up out of the chair. Grumbling, he dug through the laundry basket, fishing around until he extracted it. The...

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Mass Marketing

I remain firmly convinced that half the products out there exist for the sole purpose of making me feel bad about some aspect of myself. It can never be a option or a whim. No, it has to be a life-altering moment of pure ecstatic perfection that comes...

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