Bowser Day, Whenever it Comes
Bowser, the misunderstood Villian. In my own retelling of the Mario saga, Mario is a one-man army, obstacle course champion (duh), and castle reparation expert, who only originally went to boswer's castle because the shower head was all banged up....
Shred Tristar: The Winning Side
I do, in fact, have a Shark Character. A muscle boy by the name of Shred Tristar. He was a former member of my cast of characters for "The Legend of Yongishere," which is an idea that I've completely rewritten, because I did not invent "Yongishere,"...
What I would have done on Totodile Day
Okay, so I do have an alligator OC, Nugget Bust from the series "The Critters Lose," which is an unstarted project (notice a theme here?) inspired by my dislike of "Over the Hedge." Nugget Bust is a lazy gator who sometimes goes out to farm but...
Stripes
Okay, so in celebration of tiger day, a story about people who face a sudden appearance of stripes, all color is drained of their vision except for black and orange. The narrative alternates between a cynical look at the change and an appreciative look...
Garden Face
Something I came up with literally on the fly. A woman is reading a gardening magazine one day, coveting the yards of the wealthy snoots there in. Her husband comes in and jeers at her for acquainting her own mind with such affluent imagery. This...
Lion Lore
Okay, now, there's this pride of Lions in the Safari, and the patriarch is revving up to box the challenger in a few days. His lead wife is all jazzed because she wants to get out sexually, and she's sick of her freeloading cub pack who are all grown...
War of Extremes
In antarctica, two armies of penguins get into a territorial battle. There are the penguins of the sky (The penguins who shaved off all their white feathers, also, its always night in this antarctica), and the penguins of the land (ones who shaved off...
Next to Last
Okay, so, it goes like this. Mario is flying some kind of gaming console-turned-jetsonobile, looking down over the land of unrisen heroes, and sticking his butt out to wave at them. Sonic is hanging on the back by a chain, trying to throw darts made of...
Macaroni, King of Mudpie
On national dog day, we got Macaroni, King of Mudpie (formerly king of Canyons and king of Forests) setting the dogs free so he can run with them. However, things get in the way. His mother puts him to bed and piles on the heaviest blankets she can...
Two Toriel inflation ideas
So, I had two ideas for Toriel inflation. So, the first one is a parody of Undertale, where in Toriel starts out with a regular build and gets no respect from the dungeon monsters while Frisk makes his way through with ease, largely due to Toriel...
Our Human Masks, Chapter 3
**Chapter 3: Peels Like Rubber** "Their names are called, they raise a paw: the bat..." ~They Might Be Giants, "Mammal" I lay paralyzed, straddling the line between sleep and wakefulness. I can never remember what I see during these moments, only...
Chapter 1: The Missing Middles
"Written up in marker on a factory sign: 'I struggle with the feeling that my life isn't mine...'" ~Coldplay, "Hurts Like Heaven" My human skin has never stayed on very well. The patches of fur around my wrist, ankles, lips, and eyelids have snuck...