Fluffybutt Prose Poems: Cocoa
A trail of watermelon seeds stretch across the savannah as Cocoa rolls along in his rind, leaving behind vines and patches, awaiting the sight of his six brethren. "Flavors of the Seed," he calls them, each one, through the underground meerkat network,...
Fluffybutt Prose Poems: Zipper
All around Zipper's bedroom lie the anatomy of myriad other species; muzzles, beaks, trunks, wings, hooves, shells, and even antennae can be found. Determined to cross the barriers of all cliques and classes, he adopts the guise of those he aims to...
Fluffybutt Prose Poems: Vlad
Once the blanket for the cottage of a lonely boy, Vladmir Cherkovsky now only watches him through his mystic Pearl. Every noodle dragon in the frosted mountains of Qinqong is assigned a child to comfort and protect, to curl around and warm, but a...
Fluffybutt Prose Poems: Jen
On every birthday's eve, Jen, the Lady Cat of cake frosting, enters the bakery and signals her flock of U.F. Snows to rain. Frosting and sprinkles blanket the confectionary within. She sits among the Olympian Weather Guild, having braved more than one...
Vignette 1: Pink Underneath
Nature, in its sincerest self-presentation, surrounded Raccoon June and her campfire. It was all sheltered from the artificial man-made civilization by a horse-trodden trail. The clean, star-spangled sky was screend only by the fingers of trees, so...
Dragon Balloon Day Submission: The Cosmic Lantern
You are in the company of immortality when you encounter the Cosmic Lantern. Do not, however, fall to the deception of its name. It is not the moon, the sun, or any other celestial body. Although it may see the end of such galactic wonders, it is...
Dragon Day Submission: The Hunt for the Cosmic Lantern
Ackleburro had bewitched herself with the help of the grimoire. However old she was, the siren call of mythical game, appearing on every page, roused instincts that did not belong to her. Nurse Ackleburro, you see, was a sheep. A sheep keeping watch...
Fat Bunnies
So, Arglot, Junkfood Depository, is all about a greedy scamp who reigns over his garden and demands cadbury cream eggs from his underlings. The oppressed rablets get rolled over and squashed by Arglot if they do not comply. Welp, one day, they get the...
Bowser Day, Whenever it Comes
Bowser, the misunderstood Villian. In my own retelling of the Mario saga, Mario is a one-man army, obstacle course champion (duh), and castle reparation expert, who only originally went to boswer's castle because the shower head was all banged up....
Shred Tristar: The Winning Side
I do, in fact, have a Shark Character. A muscle boy by the name of Shred Tristar. He was a former member of my cast of characters for "The Legend of Yongishere," which is an idea that I've completely rewritten, because I did not invent "Yongishere,"...
What I would have done on Totodile Day
Okay, so I do have an alligator OC, Nugget Bust from the series "The Critters Lose," which is an unstarted project (notice a theme here?) inspired by my dislike of "Over the Hedge." Nugget Bust is a lazy gator who sometimes goes out to farm but...
Stripes
Okay, so in celebration of tiger day, a story about people who face a sudden appearance of stripes, all color is drained of their vision except for black and orange. The narrative alternates between a cynical look at the change and an appreciative look...