Weird Dreams - Saul
#3 of weird dream series saul decides to stay at home tonight whilst his friends go out for another night out in greece. however, this uneventful night in turns into a surprising turn of events for saul.
Spenzaroo and the weird restaurant
In a small town Pokemon had a restaurant Pokemon where there was always a lot of people waiting his turn. Numerous pokémon from around the world were going to that restaurant for their delicious meals. All the customers were come out really big and...
A Little Weird: Introduction
"it's a little weird though." "mommy likes it a little weird, sweetie." the older fox grinned mischievously. "now go to bed, it's a school night." "yes mom." christie said with yet another roll of her eyes.
Warm Up - 8
**Warm Up - 8** "That will be all, Nicholas." Ricky said to the Prospect. The crocodilian deity nodded after the fulfillment of his task as he faded away to somewhere else. ...
The Decaying Mall
When did this town become a mausoleum?_________ Luke Divers It is a well-known fact that Crossroads Mall in Roanoke, Virginia, was for many years in an advanced state of decay. Yet for one reason or another, the mall still...
The Left Testicle of Buddha
One of the human-animals is a weirdly colored wolf-bear who chuckles as the ride gets a lot more bumps.
My eye is not a hard drive
:3 (warning: it's weird and requires increased usage of the brain! >:3 ) alwrin tripped over and turned into a lemon. "careful!"
Warm eyes
You stand there staring with widened eyes. You see it coming a mile off and yet, your legs do not move. Your paws freeze as an unnatural chill climbs slowly up your spine, your breath catching as that same chill radiates outwards, touching every part...
Alien Livestock, Chapter 2, Domestic Service
Besides, it would be a waste of time, they're too weird. this story is a follow up to one i did a long time ago. the basic premise is that aliens have finally made 'contact', but aren't very friendly.
An Ode to Snakes! (A slightly Surreal Poem)
Snakes are better Than Saigas or Snails Better than Foxes, Servals or Whales! Better than Lichen, better than moss Better than W.A.S.P or David Lee Roth! They slither and writhe On their bellies you see The best mode of transport This side...
Hottest Club Around
"Oh shit. . . ." "Wait..what do you mean oh shit?!?" "It broke babe. . ." "Oh.....shit." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- At last, the best...
Fourth Reich: intro
We have been nervous to publish this story due to the fact of the way people will react because its a weird story.