Endgame
Disclaimer - This is not a guide on how to level up. It will not teach you any tricks to boost your Elo or increase your DPS. That being said, if you've explored all the areas on the map, bought every item, and finished every quest, but still feel like...
Gator Gumbo
Disclaimer - This is not a cookbook. Please do not use any of the tips or tricks mentioned inside for anything related to the culinary arts. In addition, this is not, strictly speaking, a dating guide for attracting busty crocodiles, though it may give...
Night of the Boar
Disclaimer - Don't read this if boorish boars bore you. (This is a work of pornographic fiction. Do not read if it would be illegal for you to do so.) Night of the Boar I'm surprised at how rustic a place like this can be as I sit on the side of the...
An Abstraction in Orange
Disclaimer - This story could cause serious damage to what you know and accept as true. It could change your ABCs into BACs (Busty Amphibian Creatures.) So, if you value your current hard earned arrangement of neurons, perhaps you should switch out...
Remembrance
Disclaimer - This story is not for people with standards, morals, or good taste. (This is a work of pornographic fiction. Please do not read if it would be illegal for you to do so.) Remembrance The chitinous floor pulses with the beat of the ship's...
Hell of a Night
High brow art this isn't So don't expect no Poe But if you're seeking passion There's no better place to go Disclaimer - (This is a work of pornographic fiction. Please do not read if it would be unlawful for you to do so.) Hell of a Night "Well...
Top Dog Condoms
Disclaimer - Outside of an anthropomorphic dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of an anthropomorphic dog, you'll be far too busy to read. (This is a work of pornographic fiction. Please do not read if it would be illegal for you to do so.) Top...
The Lone Courier
Disclaimer - I only wrote this because you guys told me to, you sick, sick, bastards . . . (This is a work of pornographic fiction. Please do not read if it would be illegal for you to do so.) The Lone Courier Ashley took a long pull from the tumbler...
The Baskerville Bar
Disclaimer - Look, even if you die taking a bullet for the president, you probably don't want your relatives to find this in your browser history. What follows is a tale of two strangers, some moonlight, and what should not be a surprise at all, unless...
Of Dragons and Accountants (Text Only)
Of Dragons and Accountants The accounting team was baffled as they all threw up their hands. What had they done to irk the fiercest dragon in the lands? Their portfolios were shrinking and their peerless name was hurt As the dragon's paralegal...
The Restoration of the Queen
Disclaimer - Some things from the past will stay there forever. They had their limelight, but will never again grace the earth except as kitschy anachronisms. Others however, keep resurfacing throughout history regardless of how deep people bury them....
Kanga-Ruse
Disclaimer - This is not a story you would want to read in public. This is a story that you would want to read while behind a locked portcullis, a moat of ferocious yet affectionate electric eels, an unscalable wall that is also greased for good...