Life, Love, and Sex as a Pokemon: Abra Pt. 1

Plus my sky blue eyes i had as a human hasn't left me, which reels in girls like magikarp.

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Chapter three

"why, he's had a fever before and during that he kept talking on about a six hundred pound magikarp in the room," aura said inciting a giggle from nicole. the victini quickly regained herself from the moment of levity however.

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Pokemon - To Catch Them All - Power Plant

A second fisherman then challenged me with a full team of magikarp. the battle was over relatively quickly with just my jolteon.

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"you're not good enough for a beached magikarp." she shot back. the skarmory stared, his beak inches from her face. "ariados." it commanded eventually. "fuck her." leafeon screamed as the shaft was driven inside.

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Encountering Tall Grass

Others wondered if it was a mere weak pokemon that had those beaten completely unwilling to admit to losing to an embarrassing foe like a magikarp on land or a skitty.

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Aura Rush

Nile looked at his father as if he were a magikarp walking on its fins. "their puny machines?i bet you could crush them,you are the strongest around." .

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Pokemon - To Catch Them All - Route 12, 13 and 14

The second pokemon sent out was a magikarp, who was similarly defeated by another thunderbolt.

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Test 2

Is he a magikarp? :vrisktaker74/14/xx 12:04are you insinuating that magikarps are stupid, sir?seductiverodent694/14/xx 12:05uh no. what made you think that? o^ovrisktaker74/14/xx 12:06yo' face.

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Vriska Vulpix's Journal Entry No. 3

Is he a magikarp? : vrisktaker7 4/14/xx 12:04 are you insinuating that magikarps are stupid, sir? seductiverodent69 4/14/xx 12:05 uh no. what made you think that? o^o vrisktaker7 4/14/xx 12:06 yo' face.

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Vriska Vulpix's Journal Entry No. 3.0

Is he a magikarp? : vrisktaker7 4/14/xx 12:04 are you insinuating that magikarps are stupid, sir? seductiverodent69 4/14/xx 12:05 uh no. what made you think that? o^o vrisktaker7 4/14/xx 12:06 yo' face.

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Vriska Vulpix's Journal Entry No. 3

Is he a magikarp? : vrisktaker7 4/14/xx 12:04 are you insinuating that magikarps are stupid, sir? seductiverodent69 4/14/xx 12:05 uh no. what made you think that? o^o vrisktaker7 4/14/xx 12:06 yo' face.

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One Way Out

I tried to pass the time in that small cell by staring at the wall, examining the fellow cellmates (who were usually passed out in a drunken heap), and surviving off of sorghum, wheat and magikarp tails.

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