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Ed laughed out loud and the two librarians stopped their quiet conversation to stare at him. He covered his mouth and chortled as the dogs snickered at his glee. "I can't believe I was stressing over this class so much. It really is kind of fun playing with words and so much more interesting to listen to people when you know the origin of the words they're misusing."

"Exactly. Prof Proof gets so much flak for how he teaches, but if you stop trying to memorize everything and really understand how all the languages of the world interact, you'll realize how much of a genius he really is."

"I don't think I'll be able to call him Dr Cogent with a straight face anymore."

"Oh, he'll know who taught you Prof Proof. I came up with it when I was taking his Language Illogical and Literary Mathematics classes at the same time. Oh, say 'This class is shiny and super green, Prof Proof.' and see what he does."

"How long have you been taking classes?"

"Well, this is my third year. I'm still ..." the Lab stopped mid sentence to watch the overnight librarian walk by, giving them both a disapproving glare. He noticed the tan rabbit glance back at Ed's tail with a smile as she passed and chuckled. "Maybe we should get going." He gathered their things and got up, looking around for the other canine, "SWITCH!"

The remaining librarian glowered and started to come out from behind his desk, but there was a sudden feline scream from the balcony, followed by an angry hiss, and the husky appeared at the railing. He quickly hurried along it as a notebook flew by his head and landed on the floor below.

Evan sighed, "I should get that before he does." He snagged the book and tossed it up and onto the second floor, just as Sven ran up. A sandy cat snatched up her notebook and glared down at them, then turned away with a frustrated groan to return to her studies. "Come on, you crazy pup. Let's get this rabbit back to his room."

They headed back to Ed's dorm and up to his room. As the rabbit started to open the door, his brother called from down the hall, "Ed, NO!" Don hurried towards them, holding his towel around him.

"Don? Did you take a shower? It's only Tuesday."

Evan smirked, "Heh, did Briz keep you up all night?"

The gray rabbit stuttered as he tried to keep them from going into the room and finding the naked papillon, "Uh, no, I, uh, we..."

The door opened and Brizitt came out fully clothed. "There you are. No wonder you don't shower much. I need to show you how to wash faster. Hey guys, we'll be ready in a moment. Get your tail in there and get dressed before you're late." She grabbed Don's arm and shoved him into the room just as a kangaroo came down the hall with just a towel over his shoulder.

"Hey. This isn't a co-ed dorm. You don't get to be up here."

"Relax, hopper. We're just trading rabbits." She grabbed Ed's arm and pushed him into the room. "Go get some sleep and send your brother out. He's got class to get to."

"Doesn't matter what you're doing. You don't get to break the rules." The roo put his paws on his hips and smirked disapprovingly.

Briz stepped up to his belly and looked up at the much taller morph. "Speaking of rules, you really should cover this crooked thing up before you get arrested." She slipped her paw between his legs and quickly worked his penis out of hiding, then gripped it firmly. "We'll be leaving when we're ready and not a moment before. Got it, Skippy?"

The kangaroo pulled his towel from his shoulder and held it in front of him, stepping back quickly as she released him. "We have the rules for a reason and this is exactly why. Don't come back up here again." He stumbled over his tail as he turned and hurried back to the showers.

Evan laughed and Switch echoed it.

Don came out and they headed for his class.

"Were you guys studying all night?"

"Absolutely. Once we got started, it was hard to stop. What were you two doing all night?" Evan nudged Don's side with his elbow and Switch snickered.

Briz shoved the Lab away, "My rabbit slept like a log."

"I bet. And what did you do with that stiff wood?"

She punched him in the groin and he doubled over as Switch laughed. "Not that. You want another one?"

Evan held out his paw defensively, "No. I'm done."

Briz grabbed Don's arm and led him on as Grant walked towards them with Chai and Rook in tow.

"Morning. Did you sleep well?"

Briz pulled back her fist and the wolf jumped back, covering his crotch.

"Guess I shouldn't ask. We're headed for the caf. We'll see you there."

When she had pulled him to the building, Don pulled the smaller dog to a stop, "What's going on?"

"You're going to class."

"You just punched your friend in the balls and threatened the other one and all they did was ask how I slept."

She stood silent and he waited patiently until she answered, "I can't sleep at night. I sleep after the sun comes up."

"So? Why is that a reason to punch them?"

She looked up at him and deflated, her tail and large ears drooping, giving a guilty expression.

"What did you do while I was sleeping?"

She took a step back and looked like she was ready to run away, but made herself speak, even though it was just a whisper, "When I get bored, I get horny."

Don tried to decipher what she was implying without jumping to assume too much, "Were you bored last night?"

She stepped close to him again and put her paws on his chest, sliding them slowly down to his pants, "Very."

He caught her wrists and glanced around nervously to make sure nobody was paying attention to them and tried not to let his mind wander to the obvious places, "How did you ... alleviate your boredom?"

"I'd been thinking about it all day. Watching your body move while you played, then sitting in your bed with you. I couldn't wait to get my paws on you."

"But I can't ..." he caught himself as he heard his mother in his head, then tried to go another direction. "You didn't say anything."

She turned her paws up and grabbed his shirt. "I said everything. I gave you all the signals, but you didn't seem interested. Then you took my plate and I knew you wanted me. It's those stupid Rabbit Rules, isn't it? And maybe that was part of why I wanted you so bad." She pressed herself against him and grinned, "I tasted the forbidden fruit and it was good."

Don opened his mouth to say something, but nothing seemed safe to say.

"Hey Briz!"

The papillon groaned and thumped her head against Don's belly, then lifted it with an annoyed expression, "What do you want Mabellynn?"

Two ferrets walked up, the girl almost dragging the boy. "We haven't seen you in a while. Esben misses you."

"Maple..." The slightly larger ferret tried to disappear behind his younger sister and pull her with him.

Briz turned around quickly, still gripping Don's shirt in one paw. "Give it up, Mabellynn. I had a lot of fun with your brother and the sex was great, but I'm not going to share him with you. It's over."

The ferret rolled her eyes, "I told you, we don't have sex."

"Just everything but. Forget it. I've got someone else now."

Maple scoffed, "Couldn't be better than Ez."

"Ma ple..." Esben looked like he wanted to disappear.

"Look at him. He's got the body of a god and a brain to match. He's got plans to be a veterinarian and help the world, which is more than your brother ever thought of."

Now Don wanted to disappear. Being so much taller than all three of them, he felt like the only adult while they argued like children. "Briz, I need to get to class."

"Of course," She looked up at him with a smile, then glared back at the ferrets as she pulled her rabbit down the hall, "Goodbye, Mabellynn."

Esben put his arms around his sister to hold her back as she started to storm after them, "Please Maple. I told you. There's nothing we can do."

The ferret grinned and twisted around in her brother's arms to wrap her own around him in a suddenly intimate embrace, "Oh yes there is, we can get rid of the competition." She nuzzled and licked under his chin, where he liked it, then slipped out of his hold and hurried off, dragging him behind as he scrambled to stay on his feet.

"Where are we going?" Don stumbled after the smaller dog pulling him, not wanting to just pull her back. "My class is the other way."

"You're already late. You can miss one." She pushed through the door to the stairwell and led him down two flights to the bottom. She shoved him against the wall under the last stairs and leaned against him. "I want to taste you some more."

Her bluntness caught him off guard and he stuttered to find some way to slow her down, "That's ... that's a waste."

She stopped, confused for a moment, "What's a waste?"

"To ... to spill your seed without purpose is killing a bunny before it has a chance," he quoted the old phrase without thinking.

The grin returned to the canine's face as she started to unbutton his pants. "Don, I know you're smarter than that. You know the biology. You make more sperm in a day than you could ever find enough fertile and compatible females, and if you don't share them, they die anyway. It's a waste not to enjoy them." She stuffed her paw between his legs and slid it over his balls, coaxing out enough of his penis to wrap her lips around.

Don pushed back against the wall as he felt her stimulate him. He spread his paws against the brick, looking for a grip on reality as his mind fought between what he knew from school and what he knew from his mother. There was a reason for the Rabbit Rules. As ridiculous as some of them were, they were made for a purpose and did good, keeping rabbits unified and supporting each other. But Briz was right, his body was constantly making sperm and if he wasn't making bunnies with them, it didn't matter what he did with them. As his orgasm hit, he decided immediately what he wanted to do with them.

Brizitt licked her lips and looked up at her rabbit, then stood up, gently rubbing his erection to keep it firm. "What do you say, can I have your unused sperm?"

All he could do was nod as he looked down at her, his mind trying to pull together a single thought.

The horny dog grinned and took his erection into her mouth again. She sucked hard as she fondled his balls and dropped her shorts, then let it slip from her lips with a slurp and a smile. She stroked his rabbit shaft, then moved to the wall beside him to lean against it and raised her tail invitingly for him. "Come on. It's my turn."

He stared at her furry tail wagging slowly back and forth above her presented spade. As much as he wanted to, he still couldn't shake the voice in his head saying she's not a rabbit.

A door opened above them and footsteps came down the stairs.

"Not yet; not here." Don hurriedly stuffed his erection in his pants and closed them as Brizitt dropped her tail disappointedly. The footsteps came closer and Don picked up her shorts to hand them to her.

The papillon groaned in frustration as she snatched them from him. "You're really gonna blow me off after I just blew you?"

The footsteps stopped as Don whispered sharply, "I didn't ask you to."

Briz grinned and dropped her shorts to slide her paws under his shirt. "You didn't have to. You'll never have to ask me. I like pleasing you and all you have to do is relax and let yourself enjoy it." She pressed her chest against his bare belly as she smiled up at him and slipped her paws into his pants to push them down again enough to find his penis.

Don fought with himself, unable to move as he watched her slide down and resume licking. He couldn't deny that it felt good and if he let go, his body would do exactly what she wanted, but the point of the Rules was to be better than those urges, better than ... _Oh! That feels good. Being able to choose when and how we breed is what makes us civilized rabbits, in control of our ... Oh!_He bent over and put his paws on the papillon's shoulders and stared at her staring back at him as she toyed with him. As much as her ears made her look like a rabbit, he could never breed her, no matter how much sperm he gave her. It could be their secret; no rabbit needed to know. He could make bunnies for his mother later. Right now was just ...

A door opened at the top of the stairwell.

Don grabbed the dog's cheeks and froze to listen.

Closer footsteps joined the distant ones and doors opened and closed.

Brizitt grabbed his wrists and sucked hard.

Don gasped and his legs went weak. He dropped to his knees, knocking Briz on her back.

She pulled up her knees and lifted her hips to present herself to him with a smile.

He listened carefully to the echoes in the stairwell, then looked down at the half naked canine under him. "I need to go."

"No, you don't."

"We're going to get caught."

"That's half the fun." She pushed to bend his elbows and bring him closer.

"I can't." Don stood up and bumped his head under the stairs, then fixed his pants and stepped out from under them. "I gotta go." He hurried up the stairs, but couldn't take his eyes off her. Even when she was out of sight, the image of her spread spade stayed.

Briz smacked the floor in frustration, then coughed on the cloud of dust.