Comercials
- Mr Bacon's bacon flavored toothpaste. Give your breath the flavor she'll always come back for. Bitches love bacon. - Cud Fresh. One swipe on your tongue keeps your breath fresh, even as you regurgitate to your fourth stomach. Available in Original...
Motel Movie Night
"Here's the pizza." A golden Labrador morph nodded to the delivery guy as he thanked her for the generous tip, then she kicked the door closed and set the boxes on the table in front of the window. "We got what everybody wanted, so no whining. You guys...
The Dress
It's a beautiful dress. Purple roses climbing up from the hem, reaching for two big, purple bows. The simplicity of it makes it more beautiful than the frilly and poofy dresses displayed in the window beside it. It's almost perfect. The only problem is...
Home
The baby bear was softly crying in her crib and a badger picked her up. "Shh, you'll wake your mother. What's wrong little one? Mormor is here." The cradling and gentle bouncing soothed the child back to sleep. "How is she?" A sun bear slid her arm...
Movie Night
"Hey Fred, sorry I'm late." "Don't worry about it, Andy. Nobody else is here yet." The small black bear stepped back and opened the door more to let the larger black bear come in. "Gary called and said one of his kids is sick and Kevin sent a text...
Rabbitual Liar
"Why should I believe you?" "Because it's true." "Like your investment last month or your sick friend the month before that?" "It's not like that. This time, it's real; the truth." "When I first met you, you told me you were a tiger; and a fitness...
DEW
Does morning bring us rays of hope or just another day? Does evening give us chance to cope or just a time to lay? Each time the sun goes overhead, we pass another dawn. Each hour counted till our bed, another memory gone. What chance have we to...
Ambition
What do I want? Do I want the perfect job, a happy family, a pretty little house with a picket fence, two point something children and a dog all made of plastic? What do I want? A flashy car, safe as a tank that can drive itself two hundred...
Prickly Attitude
I'm a quillhog; that's what I am. Got a backside of spikes to protect my can. If you haven't guessed, I'm a porcupine. Whether you like it or not, that's just fine. I go where I want and I do my thing With a pack of prickle pokers on the tail I...
Quillhog
Once upon a bit of never There was a canine that thought himself clever He decided to spend his idle time Befriending a lonely porcupine The rodent sat in his cozy den Writing on paper with his quill pen The puppy tried to start to play But the...
What's With the Tail
So I was walking about downtown, ambling easy as I looked around, And I hear behind me chuckling, muttering, crude discussion till they're uttering, "Hey loser, what's with the tail?" What's ... **_with_**... the tail? Now I'm not somebody...
Grass Seed
"Keep up!" The tall grass whipped by as he tried to keep up, gasping for breath, but getting mouthfuls of weeds instead. His feet fumbled and the ground suddenly punched him in the nose and he grabbed it as he rolled to a stop with a yelp. He looked...