Kung Fu Panda: A Dinner For Two (Requested by AceHooded)

Story by Mycatscrazybeware on SoFurry

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Po's father gave him ownership of the noodle shop. Po hired top-notch chefs to run the shop so he could do his duty as the Dragon Warrior. Mantis and the rest of The Furious Five continued doing what they had always done. Master Shifu had retired and lived in a senior home.

Tigress, Mantis, Viper and Monkey were training together. Crane was working on his aerodynamics and tactics. Po was "meditating" in his room. The Furious Five all knew what Po did instead of meditate. Po masturbated. The Furious Five avoided going to their dorms for fear of getting involved with his sexual activities. Tigress stood on a pole, her eyes closed. Viper was on a branch of a nearby tree, making her way to Tigress. Viper launched herself at Tigress, missing as Tigress did a backflip onto the ground. *Riiip* was heard as she landed. "Tigress, your pants ripped." whispered Viper, failing to avoid attention from Monkey and Mantis. Tigress blushed as she looked down, her pussy exposed. "If you'll excuse me...." said Tigress, placing one paw on her vagina to avoid anybody seeing it. The fur on her paw traced over her pussy slightly. Tigress went back to her dorm, silent to avoid attention from Po and being brought in. Tigress was at the door to her dorm, right next to Po's. She stepped into her dorm, watching through the shoji (The thin paper-like wall. Japanese or Chinese.). She could see the silhouette of the masturbating Po, his meaty paws going back and forth on his large 11 inch cock. Tigress looked away, trying not to make a sound or think of having sex with Po. Every member of The Furious Five and Po were virgins (Unless you count masturbating as losing your virginity.). Tigress put on a new pair of pants as Viper slithered into her dorm, whispering at her lowest so Po could not hear. "Sorry about what happened back there. If it makes you feel any better, I can arrange a dinner." offered Viper, starting to peer through the shoji to Po's silhouette. Po ejaculated hard, moaning as he did so. Cum was splattered on the shoji. "I don't think Tigress would mind... I should probably clean that though...." said Po. Viper started to leak some urine onto the floor, releasing a strong urine scent. "We should get out. Sorry for leaking onto your floor.... Just kinda happened..." said Viper, placing a towel over the urine. "I do like the idea of dinner, as long as I'm not paying. That's OK, happens to me all the time." said Tigress, slowly padding out of her dorm. Po arrived at the training place, smelling musky. "Hey guys. Done meditating. So what now?" said Po, not noticing the cum on his hand. "We just ended training. Time for lunch. Figures you'd show up now." said Mantis. "What's that supposed to mean?" said Po, walking up to Mantis. "It means you showed up just in time to eat." said Monkey, pushing Po back slightly.

The 6 ate at Po's noodle shop. Nobody bothered Po about the semen on his hand. While eating, a few drops of semen dropped into Po's noodles. Po didn't seem to notice or mind as he took another mouthful of noodles. Tigress and Monkey chuckled. Viper was seductively touching Tigress's legs with her tail. Tigress and Viper awkwardly stared at eachother the duration of the meal.

About three hours later, Tigress headed to her dorm with Viper following. "So where are we going for dinner?" asked Tigress, plopping onto her bed. "Haidilao sounds pretty good." said Viper, looking at the restaurant that was only a few blocks away. "Alright. So do we go now or...?" asked Tigress as Viper crawled up her pantleg, circling her vagina. "We could go now or we could wait a while." said Viper, exiting Tigress's thin panties and crawling up her shirt. "I say now, before they close." said Tigress, trying not to moan. Viper's head popped out of the top of Tigress's shirt "Alright. Let's go!" said Viper, exiting Tigress's clothing, tracing her tail over her breasts as she did.

The two arrive at Haidilao, finding a seat. The waitress came and asked "What would you like to eat?". "I'll have white rice, General Sao's chicken and some iced tea. She'll have the same." said Viper. "Make the sauce of the General Sao's chicken spicy. I would prefer some Coca-Cola as a drink." said Tigress. Viper fondled Tigress's feet with her tail as the waitress served their food. They both fell into a seductive, blank stare. Viper was sliding her tail into Tigress's pantleg. Tigress took off one of her shoes and started to rub the lengths of Viper's body with her foot. Viper slid the tip of her tail into Tigress's thin panties, going as far as she could without noticeably moving. Tigress purred with amusement as she circled Viper's pussy with her toe. A young Chinese pig (Not calling Chinese people pigs. In Kung Fu Panda there were animals such as pigs as civilians.) looked under their table, starting to pull at her mother's dress. Tigress and Viper quickly pulled back. "I think we should continue later." said Tigress. The waitress walked by and Viper said "Can we have this to go?". "Sure! Don't forget to pay!" said the waitress, retrieving doggy-bags for the two warriors. Viper grabbed $78.27 out of her wallet and left it on the table.

Tigress and Viper walked down the hall to Tigress's room. Tigress heard snoring in Po's room from Monkey and Po. "Why is Monkey in Po's room? Wanna check?" asked Tigress, peering into Po's dorm, her eyes widening. Po was laying on his back, his cock buried deep in Monkey's ass. Monkey's cock lay fully erect on his stomach. (Planning to do a part two with that part.) "They are gay! I never would have guessed!" said Tigress, moving so Viper could see. "Take a picture. Send it to Po's father and Shifu. Don't tell anybody that we took the picture." said Viper. Tigress snapped a picture with her phone and kept the picture for a later date.

Tigress walked towards her bed, viper following. "This is my first time... What should we do?" asked Viper. "It's my first time too. Let's just do whatever we want." said Tigress, removing her shirt, revealing her breasts through her light bra. Viper wrapped herself on Tigress's leg, spiraling upwards. Tigress removed her bra as Viper slipped herself into Tigress's panties, tracing her forked tongue slightly over Tigress's pussy. Viper used her tail to go on the other side of Tigress's body as Tigress removed her pants, baring her muscular legs. Viper slid her tongue into Tigress's pussy, her tail circling her tight asshole. Tigress rubbed Viper's pussy with her tail, making her moan slightly into Tigress's pussy. Viper started to push her tail into Tigress's ass, her face rubbing against her feline pussy. Tigress started to moan, placing her left hand over her mouth to remain silent. Tigress slid the tip of her tail into Viper's pussy, her fur being soaked instantaneously. Viper pushed a fourth of her face into Tigress's pussy, her tail going deep inside of her ass. "Oh, Viper.. Your tail is so deep!" whispered Tigress, starting to moan aloud. "Do you want me to retract a little?" asked Viper, pulling her face slightly out of Tigress's pussy. "No, it's fine. I fucking love it!" said Tigress, uncontrollably panting. "Alright." said Viper, stuffing her face into Tigress's pussy and plunging her tail farther into her ass. Viper's pussy rubbed against the insides of Tigress's ass. Tigress was about to scream. Tigress muffled her scream with both of her hands. "Something else?" asked Viper, slowly pulling out of Tigress's ass. "Sure! I need something to muffle my moans. Hint, hint." said Tigress. Viper slithered up Tigress's torso, tracing her tongue over the nipples of her titties, her tail circling them as she went. Tigress opened her jaw wide, allowing Viper to slip in. Viper backed up into Tigress's mouth, slowly going deeper and deeper into her throat. Tigress purred loudly as Viper's pussy rubbed against her rough tongue. Tigress started to gag and tried to swallow, sinking Viper deeper into her throat. "Be right back. Let me try something." said Viper, plunging into Tigress's stomach. "Got to be quick to avoid being devoured." thought Viper, trying to find Tigress's pussy. After three minutes of slithering around, Viper found her pussy. Viper slowly crawled into the cavern, squirming around to make sure Tigress could feel her. As she poked her head out, she was welcomed with a rush of fem-cum. Tigress hit had her orgasm, spewing fem-cum onto the bed. "I'm not done yet!" said Viper, sticking half of her body into Tigress's ass, the moisture from Tigress's pussy being soaked up by Tigress's dry insides. Half of Viper was in Tigress's pussy, the other half in her ass. Po was awake, watching through the shoji. Tigress watched his silhouette, observing his actions. Po was bisexual! Tigress tapped Viper, getting her attention. "Po's watching. I think he's bi." whispered Tigress. "What should we do?" whispered Viper. Po's 11 inch cock was fully erect, Po not noticing. "Want to invite him?" asked Tigress, standing up. "If you do." said Viper, spiraling up Tigress's leg. Po tried to hide, his large stomach still exposed. Tigress got into a predator's crouch, stalking up to Po.

Tigress launched herself around the corner and muffled Po's gasp. Tigress crouched over Po, his cock directly under her pussy. Viper slid down Tigress's leg and slithered to Po's cock, gently wrapping herself around it. Tigress grabbed Po's legs and pulled him into her room. She lifted Po and placed him on her bed, Viper still wrapped around his cock. Viper stuck the tip of her tongue in the entrance to Po's cock, lapping up what she could. Tigress seductively walked up to Po, crouching over his face. Tigress crouched over Po's face, her pussy only an inch a way from his mouth. "Can.... Can I?" whispered Po, touching his nose with Tigress's pussy. "Go ahead." said Tigress, sitting on Po's face. Viper wrapped her lips around the tip of Po's cock, jerking it off with her tail. Po shot a hot rope of pre-cum into Viper's mouth, tracing the tip of his tongue over Tigress's pussy. Viper started to bob her head, going about half way down Po's cock. Viper took Po's cock out of her mouth and quickly replaced it with her pussy. Po's tongue was fully in Tigress's pussy when Tigress had another orgasm, her juices being funneled into Po's mouth by his tongue. "Viper I want his cock now. Give him some oral or anal." said Tigress, walking to Po's cock as Viper slithered around to Po's ass, circling his asshole with her tail. Viper traced her tongue onto Po's balls. Tigress licked the length of Po's cock with her rough tongue, making Po squirt a rope of pre-cum onto Tigress's face, head and back. Tigress purred as she placed her lips around Po's cock. Viper was slowly pushing into Po's ass. Po started to finger Tigress's pussy and ass using two fingers. Tigress wrapped her tail around Po's arm. Viper was going deep inside Po's ass, making him groan. Tigress could feel Viper inside of Po. Tigress rotated and asked Po "Anal or vaginal?". "Any." said Po, sounding desperate. Tigress aligned Po's cock with her tight asshole. Tigress pushed down onto Po's cock. Po ejaculated hard into Tigress's pussy, stumbling back a little. Viper had her orgasm and dumped her fem-cu into Po's ass. The three panted, laying on the bed. Viper got out of Po's ass and went into Tigress's pussy, her head sticking out to suck Po's dripping cock.

When Tigress awoke, Viper was pulling out of her pussy and rushing into her ass. Po's cock was still lost in her mouth. Monkey's cock was in Tigress's mouth, his tongue in her pussy. Crane's cock was in Monkey's ass. Tigress purred and went back to sleep, waiting for the others to pull out first. The bed was soaked in urine, semen, pre-cum and fem-cum. Mantis was nowhere to be seen. Po licked his pre-cum off of Tigress and laid down again.