Equinophobia by Alpha Wolfio

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#7 of Poetry

A simple breakdown of what people may fear when they think of the political party of the donkey.


Fear of fairness

Fear of affordability

Fear of reforming

Fear of safe environments

The Lyin’ Lion named Lyon by Alpha Wolfio

In the savanna lived a lion His name was Lyon He loved lyin' But not as much as laying in the sun That was a lie

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Fursuit Problems by Alpha Wolfio

What do you mean that there's a delay? What do you mean it costs 5k? What do you mean it is not the right color? What do you mean it looks like another? What do you mean it got lost in shipping? What do you mean that the fabric is...

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Sucking at Games by Alpha Wolfio

Zarro's brow sweats and goes down his cheek, his palms perspiring as he handles his controller. Pushing the buttons, darting his eyes in specific directions, and grinding his teeth as he tries to beat his opponent in Super Smash Bros. Zarro is unaware...

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