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At a small college in the southeastern United States, Stanley Garlic, human age 18, managed to get a full scholarship. He probably should have asked more questions about the school after how easy the process was to sign up compared to the other colleges he applied to. He barely had to do a thing besides fill out and sign a few forms.

The brochure of the college looked very appealing to Stanley. Lots of beautiful anthros of all species dressed in shorts and T-shirts of the school's colors. Everything looked very nice and the school boasted about the staff and student body being very racially diverse. Stanley grew up living a very sheltered life in an almost exclusively human town, so he didn't really know any anthros personally, but was willing to experience new things for a free education.

A few weeks before the first semester started, they sent him a package of a school uniform with an adjustable tail hole in the back of the shorts. Stanley was a bit miffed, but figured it was more of a one size fits all situation. They didn't send him any socks or shoes so he assumed whatever footwear was fine since most anthros he's seen go bare paws.

The school paperwork promised everything is provided on site and the only thing he should bring is the uniform. Stanley's parents were a bit cautious about the scholarship being too good to be true, but their son managed to find answers in the included paperwork to rebuttal their concerns. The plane ticket was booked and Stanley is on his way to college.

Stanley gets off the plane and sees two anthros that are wearing uniforms matching his in the terminal. A skunk and a horse. Stanley goes up to them and says, "Hello! You two must be going to the same place as I am?" The skunk eyeballs the human and then says with a shrug, "Looks like it."

Stanley holds out a hand for a shake and says, "Stanley Garlic, Nice to meet you." The skunk shakes the strange human's hand and says, "Hayden and this is my boyfriend Angus." Stanley's eyes go wide when the Skunk admits to being gay so openly. Stanley tries to joke as he shakes hands with the horse and says, "Angus sounds like it would be the name of a bull." The horse makes a quiet whinny and says, "My parents don't believe in stereotypes like that."

The highland pony has quite the body, with rippling muscles under the short gray fur. Angus fits into the jock horse stereotype easily to Stanley. Hayden is much more average in his body. Hayden's large skunk tail waves and it catches Stanley's eye. Stanley wonders what the skunk's white stripe looks like under his uniform.

Angus says, "Hey look! The shuttle is already here. We won't have to wait a whole hour like last time." Stanley looks around and sees the shuttle van with the college logo waiting outside.

Stanley, Angus, and Hayden quickly make it to the van and pile in. Stanley gets in first and sits by the window. Angus slides in close to Stanley on the bench seat. Anthros are not shy about physical contact and Angus manspreads his knee against Stanley's. Hayden sits by the door and curls his tail around to lay on Angus' lap.

The long tail fascinates Stanley. Angus idly pets his hand through the thick bristle like hairs. Stanley holds his hand out towards it. Angus smiles and says, "He's my emotional support skunk. You can have a turn too." Stanley pets it as the van cruises down the road.

Stanley sticks with Angus and Hayden when they arrive at campus. He considers them his first friends at his new school. They make it to the check-in table and grab their customized welcome packets. The raccoon at the check-in table gives Stanley a strange look, but decides the out of place human is someone else's problem.

Angus and Hayden look at their dorm numbers and are on the same floor. They hug each other in congratulations that they can be so close. Stanley looks at the circled dorm building on his campus map. He's in the same building as Angus and Hayden but a higher floor.

Stanley says, "After I get settled in. How about we hangout some more?" Hayden eyeballs Stanley and says, "I'm down to Netflix and chill." Stanley naively misses the innuendo and says, "Sounds like fun." Angus shows his horse teeth in a smile and says, "We'll meet up in Hayden's room."

The trio walk across campus to their dorm and Stanley notices two nude dog anthros throwing a tennis ball and racing each other to chase it. Nobody is paying any notice to the naked dogs wrestling around with a ball on the grass, so Stanley assumes everyone else is in on the prank. Stanley points and says, "Haha look at those two being silly." Hayden says, "It feels nice rolling in the grass in just your bare fur." Stanley laughs good naturedly at the absurdity.

As they keep walking, Stanley notices a few more naked anthros just hanging around the campus. They are far away, so Stanley can't tell what they are doing.

They go inside the dorm and are greeted to the sight of several more naked anthros. Another jock horse sees them and yells, "Angus!" Angus yells back, "Durack!" The nude horse hugs Angus and then Hayden. Stanley stares at the horse's massive sheath and balls as they idly sway while greeting them.

Stanley nervously says, "I'm uhh… going to uhh.. find my room." Hayden playfully hefts Durack's balls and says, "Yeah sure Stan. See you in my room later?" Stanley tries not to look at the lewd display as he answers, "Yes."

Stanley breaks away from the bizarre scene and races to the nearby elevator. He rapidly presses the up button hoping to get away from the shared prank.

The doors open to two more nude anthros, a squirrel and a goat. The two smile at Stanley as they exit. The elevator feels very warm and smells musky as Stanley steps inside. As Stanley punches the button for the fifth floor, a jock bull steps into the box with him.

To Stanley's relief, the bull is wearing clothes. The bull sees his floor button lit up and says, "Cool. I get the same floor as a human." Stanley asks, "Is it always this crazy around here on the first day?" The bull says, "Once everyone gets it out of their system, things should calm down."

Being in such close proximity to the large bull in the warm elevator makes Stanley wave the packet of papers and say, "Sure is hot in here." The bull asks, "You don't mind, do you?" Stanley turns to look at the floor they are on and misinterprets the question, "No, but this feels like a really slow elevator." Stanley slowly turns his head to watch the bull let his shorts fall to the ground while carefully pulling the shirt over his short horns.

Stanley is dumbstruck as the bull uses the shirt to scratch his exposed balls and says, "That's better. Damn it's hot today." The bull's muscular brown furred body radiates heat and Stanley feels a wave of sexual thrill being trapped in a box with him.

The bull digs through the welcome packet he is holding and says, "I'm going to visit the campus barber to get my usual minotaur cut ASAP." Stanley asks, "What's a minotaur cut?" The bull runs his hand on his furry chest fur and says, "Shave everything between the neck and the waist." The bull triumphantly pulls out a coupon for a free fur cut and says, "Free is free."

The elevator opens and the naked bull saunters off down the hall to find his room. Stanley hurries through the doors as they start to close. Stanley quickly walks the opposite direction the bull did and looks at numbers on the doors. He finds the room and rushes to open the door.

Unexpectedly, Stanley finds a naked tapir sitting on one of the beds masturbating. Stanley stares at the tapir's 15 inch shiny cock as it writhes in surprise. The tapir quickly turns his back to hide it and says, "Dude! You can't just barge into dorm rooms. We have rights!"

Stanley stares at the chubby tapir's gray backside and awkwardly says, "This is uhh… my room too?" The tapir asks, "Stanley Garlic?" Stanley nods and says, "Yeah." The Tapir flatly asks, "Stanley Garlic the Howler Monkey?" Stanley says, "What? No, I'm a human." The tapir says, "Obviously."

Stanley sees two stacks of books and complimentary school supplies on the desks and overcomes his reservations about his new roommate to walk over to it. The naked tapir watches Stanley over his shoulder and sniffs his long snout at the human suspiciously.

Stanley sees names on the stacks. Vugraug Torntail on one, and Stanley Garlic on the other. Stanley looks closer at the print out on top of the pile and reads: 'Stanley, welcome to the Ozark Naturist University.'

If Stanley were more knowledgeable, he would realize Naturist and Naturalist mean very different things. Stanley skims the printout. It gets to the part describing his roommate, 'Vugraug Torntail is a malayan tapir, please be mindful that he is a herbivore'. The paper blah blahs on about being considerate and sharing a room.

Stanley grabs Vugraug's printout and reads, 'Stanley Garlic is a Howler Monkey.' Stanley looks at the tapir's short bare fur and gives a nervous smile. Stanley says, "It's probably a typo." Vugraug asks, "Do the student ID numbers match?" Stanley pulls out the student ID they sent him with his uniform and matches the numbers to the paperwork.

Stanley frowns and says, "They match." Vugraug says, "Well okay then. Didn't think a human would get roomed with me on purpose. It's gonna be sweet getting this whole room to myself after you get kicked out for lying about your species." Stanley objects, "What? No, this is a misunderstanding. I'm not going anywhere."

Vagraug chuckles and says, "I'm not rooming with a racist piece of shit human." Stanley says, "I'm not racist! I can live with an anthro." Vagraug says, "All humans are racists. I came here to be comfortable in my fur and that's not going to be possible living with a human. You'll be staring at and judging my body every chance you get."

Stanley exclaims, "No! I wouldn't do that." Vagraug turns around and spreads his legs. Stanley's eyes are glued to the Tapir's huge prehensile cock as he waves it left and right. Vagraug says, "See? I knew it. I'm going to go to the dean to report you for lying on your registration as soon as my boner goes away."

With panic Stanley says, "We can make this work! We can hang up a divider or something so we can't see each other." Vagraug says, "I would still feel uncomfortable in my own room. You could peek at me whenever you want." Stanley begs, "Please, I'm willing to do anything!" Vagraug thinks for a moment and says, "You still wanna try to make this work? This school might be clothing optional, but this dorm room won't be. From now on, anytime you are in here, you are going to be naked like the rest of us. Starting now!"

Vagraug waves his snout in time with his dick expectantly. Stanley looks down at his clothes and judges that being threatened into having to be naked in front of only one person won't be too bad. Stanley pulls off his socks and shoes and then pulls off his shirt. Stanley has a pretty average body for a human. He gets enough exercise to not be overweight but he didn't put in enough effort to look muscular.

Stanley feels an embarrassed excitement at having a stranger stare at his body. He pulls down his pants and underwear to reveal himself. Stanley holds his hands in front of himself and says, "See? I'm naked now! No need to be uncomfortable or report me."

The tapir smiles and stands up from the bed. He walks around the naked human and inspects the pale body. Vagraug touches his long snout against the human's neck as he gets the scent.

Vagraug runs a hand down Stanley's back and orders, "Hands on your head." Stanley is desperate to get the tapir to like him, so he complies. The tapir's hand squeezes Stanley's butt to feel the muscles and then slides around to cup Stanley's crotch. Vagraug wants to see how far he can push the human to get him to leave, so he teases, "So tiny. Let's see how much bigger it gets when it's hard."

Stanley grunts as the tapir's fingers wrap around his uncircumcised cock. Vagraug stands in front of Stanley and pumps the human's cock carefully. Stanley can't help himself. He didn't particularly find males attractive but the thrill of being naked and masturbated by a complete stranger causes a reaction in him.

Vagraug looks at the hard cock and says, "Only six inches. Pretty thick though. Guess I would be a hypocrite to make fun of you for the way you were born." Vagraug holds his semi erect cock up next to it and Stanley just stares at the massive organ that dwarfs his own.

Trying to make the human feel even more uncomfortable. Vagraug curls his prehensile cock around the human's meager length.

Stanley pulls his hands off his head and tries to pull their cocks apart. Stanley's hands slip on the lube covered tapir penis. Vagraug smiles and says, "I'm still pretty horny from you interrupting my wank session." Stanley steps back to pull their cocks apart and says, "I'm not gay."

Vagraug roughly pushes Stanley to lay on his back on the bed and says, "Me neither, but your six inches could make a great toy for anal stimulation." Vagraug is eager and he squeezes the tube of lube he was using earlier on Stanley's erection. Stanley tries to object as his cock is lubed up, "You're just going to have sex with me?" Vagraug says, "No. You are being a good roommate and massaging my prostate while I finish the wank you interrupted. I don't care if you cum or not while I take care of myself."

Stanley goes with the flow as the chubby tapir climbs on top of him and sinks his tailhole down on the human's cock. He enjoys the warm feeling gripping rhythmically around his cock. Vagraug rubs his hands on Stanley's chest and says, "Just lay still and let me get my rocks off real quick." Vagraug relubes up his own cock and starts slicking his hands up and down it as he slowly bounces on Stanley's cock.

Being used as a sex toy by his room mate wasn't exactly how Stanley figured his first day would go. He tries not to look directly at the huge tapir cock in front of him. Stanley lays on the bed and closes his eyes. It feels nice. The warm soft fur on the tapir's legs feels good against his body. His mind starts to wonder if this qualifies as being raped since he was coerced the entire time.

The thrusts start getting quicker as Vagraug finds the motion he enjoys. The tapir grabs his cumrag and holds it over his cock. Vagraug says, "I thought this would take longer, but you have the perfect shaped cock to massage my prostate."

Stanley can feel everything through his cock as Vagraug clamps his anus tight and climaxes. The tapir lets out quiet grunts with every spurt of cum into the rag.

The tapir looks down at Stanley and says, "I was wrong about you. For a human, you're going to be a pretty great roommate. " Stanley's cock is confused and aches for release as Vagraug rolls off him. Vagraug wraps an arm around Stanley's shoulder and hugs him as they lay beside each other. Stanley asks, "How do I say your weird name?" Vagraug answers, "Everyone just calls me Greg. Now, no talking. I'm enjoying the afterglow."

After a few minutes, Vagraug is asleep. Stanley wipes his lube covered cock off on the discarded cumrag and stands up. He looks down at the napping tapir's body curiously wondering if he's gay now. Putting on his clothes, he heads out the door to go find Hayden and Angus.

Stanley glances in a few open doors to see naked anthros going about their business. The line, 'This school might be clothing optional, but this dorm room won't be.' echoes in Stanley's head.

Stanley presses the down button on the elevator and the doors open to a Marine Iguana Anthro. The mess of blue, red, and gray scales make the nude lizard look dirty. Stanley's eyes glance at the smooth crotch of the lizard's internal genitalia and he is consoled that it isn't another penis hanging out.

Stanley steps into the elevator and presses a lower floor button. The iguana looks over at Stanley and asks, "Are you an RA or something?" Stanley gives a quick, "No" as the door opens and he slides past more naked anthros standing around in the halls.

Finding the door number is easy and he knocks lightly. To Stanley's surprise Hayden is still wearing his clothes. Behind him on the bed Angus is just looking at a textbook. Hayden says, "Hey Stan, it didn't take you long to settle in." The skunk sniffs his nose and exclaims, "Didn't take you long to make another new friend either. I can smell him all over you."

Angus says, "I called it that he is into anthros. He's already horny for a second helping." Hayden pulls Stanley into the room and closes the door. Hayden puts his hands on Stanley's shoulders to pull him close and says, "I was trying to go slow, but you move fast." The skunk licks Stanley across the neck. Stanley pushes the skunk away and says, "No, I didn't mean for it to happen!" Hayden looks suspicious and asks, "You didn't mean to fuck someone?"

Stanley knows how crazy he's going to sound when he says, "My roommate wanted me to prove I wasn't a racist human, so he borrowed my penis for anal stimulation. I didn't cum in him, I swear." Hayden presses his hand to Stanley's crotch and says, "Well that's okay. You gotta do what you gotta do sometimes." Stanley grunts as Hayden's paw finds his semi-erection and massages it through his shorts.

The hand feels too good for Stanley to tell him to stop. Stanley looks at the hand on his crotch and says, "You have a boyfriend." Angus says, "Now I'm starting to think he doesn't know anything about anthros." Hayden says, "I only called him my boyfriend because it's what humans would call it. Sure, we spend lots of time together and have lots of great sex, but we're both just sowing our wild oats before we find someone of our own species to settle down and have kids with."

Angus says, "Ugh, don't remind me. My parents already have a nice filly picked out for me to court as soon as I graduate. 'She has great genetics,' they tell me." Stanley frowns and says, "Oh."

The hand on Stanley's crotch gets more insistent. Hayden leans close to Stanley's ear and asks, "Did you want to, anally stimulate me, while I suck Angus's cock?" Stanley's mind is too fogged over with lust for a hard no, so he answers, "Uhhh well, maybe later? I have some important questions to ask you about this school."

Hayden releases Stanley's crotch and asks, "Is this some sort of weird human foreplay?" Stanley frantically states, "No. I have to ask you. This entire university is clothing optional?" Hayden looks questioningly at Stanley and answers, "Yes. That's what the N in Ozark Naturist University stands for." Stanley says, "Naturist! That's studying nature and stuff."

Angus rolls around laughing on the bed and says, "I think you mean Natur-AL-ist?" Stanley asks, "What?" Angus carefully enunciates the words, "Naturist and Naturalist aren't the same thing, dude." Hayden says, "Yeah, you didn't notice the difference before now? Didn't you think it's strange they told you that you didn't need to bring anything including clothes?" Stanley looks at his shirt and says, "I thought there would be more uniforms waiting for me when I arrived."

Hayden pinches his T-shirt and asks, "These cheap rags? They are just for when we need to leave the campus." Stanley goes pale as he asks, "Does that mean I'll have to go naked too?" Hayden answers with a shrug, "There are a few weirdos that come to class with their clothes. I'm sure you'll get used to going bare fur in no time."

A knock on the door interrupts the conversation. Hayden reaches around Stanley and opens the door. A pudgy American Badger looks around and says, "I'm not interrupting anything am I?" Hayden hugs the badger and says, "Vick, good to see you! I think someone has a sense of humor matching up the striped faces as roommates."

The badger walks in the room, sits on the opposite bed from Angus, and says, "You two get in trouble with an RA already?" Stanley says, "I'm not an RA. Why do people keep assuming that?" Vick shrugs and says, "Because you're a human in the normal dorms. I think they keep the token humans in that smaller run down dorm by the science wing."

Hayden says, "This is Stan. He's one of us. Got himself a room in this dorm building too. We met him at the airport this afternoon and he has been our new friend ever since." Vick stands up and says, "Hey! Any friend of Hayden and Angus is a friend of mine. I'm Vick Trufflehunter. Nice to meet you Stan." Vick pulls Stanly into a hug. Stanley is glad the badger is still wearing his uniform or he would feel awkward.

Vick sniffs at Stanley and then says, "Why are we still wearing these stupid uniforms. We're all friends here." Vick pulls off his shirt to reveal his fluffy gray body fur. Just as quickly, he kicks off his shorts to reveal he's not wearing underwear. Stanley gets the distinct impression that anthros don't wear undergarments. Vick waves his short tail to air out his butt.

Hayden says, "Yeah Stan, kick off your clothes and relax. It's just us friends here." Hayden slowly pulls his shirt over his head and shows his fangs in a knowing grin at Stanley's predicament. Angus makes a laughing neigh and throws his hooves up in the air to pull off his shorts. Stanley accepts this is the price he has to pay for a free education.

Stanley pulls off his shirt in resignation. Hayden runs his fingers around the waist of his shorts teasingly. Stanley kicks off his shoes and stares into Hayden's dark eyes. Hayden turns around and says, "Stan, can you help me with my tail flap on these shorts? Don't want my fur to get caught in it." Hayden playfully wags his tail and hits Stanley across the bare chest a few times. Stanley grips the tail base and unfastens the back of the waistband. The shorts quickly fall to the ground leaving the skunk naked.

Stanley admires the pure white dual stripes running down Hayden's back converging on the tail in his hand. Hayden says, "You like my stripes? I hate to admit it, but I recently got them bleached to straighten the edges up a bit." Stanley strokes the appendage in thought at what it would be like to have an extra body part.

Vick says, "You dye your fur? That's so vain." Angus gathers up the bangs of his mane, points to the spot between his eyes, and says, "I was thinking of getting a stripe bleached into my face fur to match Hayden. But I don't know if it would look good in my gray coat."

Hayden twitches his tail excitedly in Stanley's hand and says, "You never mentioned that before. You totally should so we can match!" Vick giggles, "We can be the stripe face crew." Hayden looks back at Stanley and reaches to the human's shorts. He tugs at the waistband expectantly.

Stanley sighs and unbuttons the fly. Stanley figures it best to get it over with quickly and not draw attention to himself. He pulls down his shorts and underpants quickly. Hayden takes a step back and curls his tail up between Stanley's legs. Hayden holds the naked human to his bare back and says, "Hey look! What do you guys think if Stan had a big skunk tail like me?"

The thick bristles of hair tickle Stanley's balls and butt. Stanley wraps his arms around the skunk to prevent the shorts around his ankles from tripping him. Angus and Vick laugh as Hayden briefly spins around with naked Stanley against his back.

Stanley's semi-erection is back at the feeling of the skunk's warm fur tickling against his frontside. Hayden puts his hands on Stanley's arms and they enjoy the embrace.

Angus says, "Way too messy. He needs a more refined braid like mine." Angus gets on his hands and knees on the bed and lifts his gray tail. The long hairs are tightly braided six inches down from the base. The rest of the hair hangs naturally about a foot longer. Vick grabs the tail base and waves it around like a whip. Stanley's eyes go lower to see the darker gray skin of Angus' anus. Stanley admires that Angus can show off his horse donut with no embarassment or sexual intent.

Stanley feels at ease in the company of people who act so casually about their nudity. He feels accepted into their group since they are just playing around like normal friends do, but in the nude.

Vick asks, "How do you even reach back here to braid that?" Angus answers, "My mom insists on doing it every time I visit home."

Hayden loses interest in messing with Stanley and steps away to grab at Vick's tiny tail. Hayden asks, "Are you jealous with your short tail? It barely even covers your rump." Vick says, "I should get a big fluffy fake tail extension to fuck with people."

The anthros are joking and playing around without paying the human much attention. Stanley takes the opportunity to fold up his clothes. He grabs Hayden's clothes off the floor and folds them as well.

Vick really notices Stanley's body and says, "Look at how slim he looks compared to you, Hayden." Hayden exclaims, "We are the exact same size!" Vick says, "Your fluff really adds to your bulk." Stanley looks at the shorts and they have the exact same waist size as his.

Hayden sees Stanley looking at the tag and says, "The upside to wearing clothes is how much they compress my fur. I take them off and gain twenty pounds." Angus says, "I know a guy that could shave your fur short, like mine." Hayden is offended and says, "No way! I'd look like a weird cat."

Vick runs a hand through Hayden's thick black belly fur and says, "I bet you would look good with a short trim." Hayden says, "We're going to have to agree to disagree on that."

Angus asks, "You're vain enough to dye your stripe but draw the line at shaving extra body definition into your fur?" Hayden says, "Just call me old fashioned." Angus flexes to show off his bicep. Stanley is interested in the grooming habits of anthros and speaks up to ask, "That's shaved?" Angus smiles at Stanley and says, "It's subtle but it really helps to make each muscle group pop. Come feel me."

Stanley sets the clothes on a desk and walks across the room to examine Angus' fur. It wasn't too noticeable when the horse was dressed, but the fur is slightly shorter in the creases between the muscle groups. Stanley reaches out a finger to trace between the abs on Angus' torso. Stanley tries to keep his eyes from wandering to the prominent sheath

Vick casually places an arm around Stanley's shoulder, takes a turn poking at Angus's abs, and says, "I could get abs shaved into my belly too." Angus laughs and says, "You have to have something to work with first." Angus reaches out to touch Stanley and Vick's bellies.

The furry arm over his shoulder and the hand caressing his belly causes Stanley's penis to plump up again. Angus eyes the semi erect penis and asks, "Do you want to have sex?" Stanley feels a wave of confusing sexual desire course through his body as he glances at Vick and then down to Angus' horse balls.

Vick says, "That's a bit forward isn't it?" Angus smiles and says, "You can smell him can't you? Stanley would love nothing more than to pound another tailhole." Stanley makes a mental note that he should always take a shower after having sex, so Anthros don't smell it on him. Vick leans towards Stanley and takes a long inhale through his snout. Vick says, "I assumed that smell was one of you two."

Stanley says, "I'm not gay. If people here have sex with each other so casually, could we maybe find me a girl?" Angus asks, "What, like a human girl?" Stanley thinks for a second and excitedly answers, "It doesn't have to be a human girl." Hayden laughs and asks, "Gonna walk into the female dorms next door and have your pick of them? Sad part is, you probably could since you are a human."

Hayden starts to dig through the bag of complimentary supplies beside the stack of school books on the desk and says, "If you want to romance a lady. You need to wash the smell of musk and anal lube off your dick." Angus' face lights up and he says, "You guys want to have a heterosexual night out?" Vick hugs Stanley tight and says, "That sounds like a lot of fun and an interesting experiment. You approach the girl and we can watch to see if things are different for a human."

Hayden holds up a bottle of odor neutralizing shampoo and says, "This stuff works great. Let's get you cleaned up and presentable." Stanley suddenly realizes they will expect him to leave the comfort of the dorm room to walk down the hall naked to the baths. Stanley picks up his clothes and shoes and experimentally holds them in front of his crotch.

Hayden pulls the clothes out of Stanley's hands and says, "Give it up on modesty. This is a naturist school. You think people don't know what a human body looks like?" Vick says, "I didn't know what a human looked like naked until the first time I looked up porn on the internet." Angus laughs and says, "I grew up seeing them naked in the locker room after football games."

Hayden holds the door open for everyone. Vick still has his arm around Stanley and pulls him out into the hall. Stanley has dread as he rapidly looks between various nude male anthros standing around catching up with people they haven't seen since last semester.

A few people give Stanley's pale body a once over as the group walks past. Stanley looks back at their beautiful patterns of spots and stripes. He feels the blood pumping into his penis at the thrill of strangers watching him streak down the hall.

They reach the bathroom at the end of the hall and Stanley inspects the shower area. It's just four shower heads mounted on a pole in the middle of the smallish tile room with no privacy. Hayden hands the bottle of shampoo to Stanley and says, "Wash up while we brush our fur." Angus selects a brush from a pile and starts attacking Hayden's thick body fur.

Stanley turns on a showerhead across from the Marine Iguana he saw earlier. The iguana says, "Well this is embarrassing." Stanley shrugs and says, "Showering is the one place I'm used to being naked." The iguana says, "I meant for me. I was hoping no one would come in here and see how disgusting I am." The iguana rubs its scales with a bristle brush on a stick and large flakes clog the drain.

Stanley kicks the mass of shed skin away from the drain and asks, "Is that normal?" The iguana replies, "It's a hormonal thing." Stanley turns away from the iguana and quickly rubs the special shampoo into his genitals. Stanley quickly washes the rest of his body and then looks for a towel. Stanley notices the glass enclosed booth next to the shower and sees the complicated buttons and dials on the wall.

Vick sees the human staring at the controls and thankfully comes to help. Vick says, "I'm not sure what setting to put it on for a Human. Just put it on, reptile and you'll be dry in no time."

After twisting a knob, Vick motions for Stanley to step into the booth. Stanley presses the start button and cold fans blow down from the ceiling giving him a chill. They quickly warm up and the water evaporates. Stanley steps out and feels clean.

Hayden holds out a comb to Stanley and the human runs it through his short hair a few times. Vick says, "Now we're ready to watch you cruise for some pussy." Stanley takes a deep breath as he prepares himself.

Going down the elevator naked feels terrifying to Stanley. He's getting further away from his clothes with nothing to cover himself with. The doors open and Stanley tries not to draw attention to himself as he hides behind Angus' large body.

A few people call out to Angus in greeting and the horse calls names back with a wave. Stanley feels the inequity as they pass dressed anthro students. They finally make it out the door into the late afternoon sun. Stanley would have never thought he would be walking around naked outside.

Hayden points to the building next door and says, "There are the female dorms." Vick snickers and asks, "Hey, is Cynthia still after you?" Hayden rolls his eyes and says, "Like I want to be one of those people who have kids in their early 20's." Vick replies, "That's the best time to have them. You don't want to be one of those gray muzzles that constantly have to correct that their children aren't grandchildren." Angus points to his gray horse face and says, "I'm already gray." Vick waves his hand and says, "You know what I meant."

Staring at Angus' fur covered face, Stanley suddenly feels pretty faceblind about anthros and hopes he doesn't awkwardly confuse a similar one of the same species as one of his new friends.

They reach the door and Angus holds it open for everyone. Hayden walks in with too much confidence for Stanley's liking. There are female anthro of every species in various states of dress catching up in the lounge area.

Hayden yells, "Hear Ye, hear ye! A human has enrolled in this fine school and will be staying next door in the men's dorms with the rest of us dregs." Stanley has nowhere to go as Angus blocks the doorway with his large frame. All the females turn to look at Stanley's naked body.

A few of them let out, "ohs" and, "ahs" as they eyeball the curious human. Others roll their eyes and get back to their conversations. Stanley notices that a couple of the girls are leaning to get a better look at Angus behind him.

A nude goat girl approaches and says, "Hayden! You always have to make an entrance. Did he lose a bet of some sort?" Hayden says, "No. He's honestly got a room next door." Stanley eyes the white furred goat and appreciates her feminine curves. Her neck has a thick mane of fur that goes down to a tuft between the short fur on her large breasts.

Hayden turns to Stanley and says, "Stan, meet Lili." Stanley holds out a hand for a shake and says, "Hello. It's Stanley actually." Lili takes the hand and pulls Stanley in for a long hug. Lili exclaims, "You are so adorable." Stanley feels the goat's large breasts press against his bare chest. Lili's hand roams over his back, down his hip, and then squeezes his butt. Stanley pets his hands through the soft fur on her back.

Lili looks up at Angus hungrily and says, "Hi Angus." Angus gives her a cool, "Hello." Vick steps into Lili's sightline and says, "Hi Lili." Lili pulls away from the hug and says, "Vick, I'm surprised you're here. I heard you crossed the wrong girl and got one of your nuts bit off." Angus and Hayden laugh. Vick grabs his testicles and says, "As you can see. All my equipment is still attached." Lili asks, "It's not a neuticle?" Vick gives out an exasperated, "No!" Lili says, "Sorry, you know how us girls like juicy gossip."

A donkey girl siddles up to place one of Angus' large arms over her shoulder and asks, "Angus, how have you been?" Angus strokes her bare breasts and replies, "Great. How have you been?" A walrus girl siddles up to Angus' other side and smiles around her large tusks at him. Angus walks off with a girl under each arm.

Hayden rolls his eyes at how easy hooking up is for Angus and says, "Lili, Stan here had the idea that we should have a hetrosexual night out." Lili giggles and teases, "The men's dorm is tired of slamming each other's tail holes already?" Hayden answers, "Yeah, it's good to check to make sure we can still get it up for vagina. Who do you think you could set Stan up with?"

Lili looks behind her at the gathered girls still interested in the naked human male and says, "Stanley craves a little bit of beastiality?" Stanley frowns at her use of the vulgar slur and quickly says, "It's not beastiality, anthros are people." Lili reaches out to twist Stanley's nipple and says, "You think I don't know that? Stop being a politically correct little bitch." Stanley lets out a little yelp and the girls giggle at him. He rubs his nipple in regret for speaking up.

Stanley starts to not like the pushy and vulgar goat regardless of how great of tits she has. Lili asks, "What are you into? Fur, feathers, scales, aquatic, carnivore, herbivore, horns, tusks, big women, little women?" Stanley indecisively looks between the watching girls. A green feathered bird, a brown furred pig, a camel, an armadillo, and a brown furred mustelid of some sort stare back at him. Stanley sees the more desirable felines, canines, and a vixen ignoring them.

Vick slides in beside the mustelid and says, "Want to give it a go to help me prove that both my testicles still work?" The wolverine laughs and says, "As long as you don't make a mess in my fur. I hope you brought a condom." Vick shows his experience and says, "I know where they keep them around here."

Hayden asks, "Is it true what they say about camel toes?" The camel girl puts her arm around Lili and lifts a large two-toed foot up for Hayden's inspection. Hayden smiles and says, "I think this requires more examination. Want to head to my room?" The camel lady asks hopefully, "Does your cute human friend want to come as well?" Hayden gives his head a subtle shake no, and asks, "Who are you interested in Stan?"

The doorway behind them swings open and a large female spotted hyena sees the naked human. She exclaims, "Hey, who let a half shaved ape in here?" Stanley feels another wave of embarrassment as the fully dressed female stands close to him and inspects his naked body. The camel puts her arm around Hayden protectively and says, "These boys came in here looking for a good time."

The hyena laughs and asks, "Did they get tired of banging each other?" Stanley looks up at the much bigger female and says, "Hi. I'm Stanley." The hyena puts her paws around Stanley's naked hips and says, "Rita." The hyena looks at Hayden paired up with the Camel and Vick paired up with the Wolverine. Rita asks, "Has no one claimed you yet? I'm pent up from spending summer break with my cock blocking parents." Lili says, "Stanley was just about to pick who he wanted to get to know better." Rita runs her paws over Stanley and says, "I'm calling first dibs."

The rest of the girls complain and make sounds of disappointment. Rita picks Stanley up in a firefighter's carry on her shoulder and lets out a growl. The girls are silenced quickly by the display of dominance. Stanley feels a burning in his body from his exposed butt being in the air.

Rita says, "I'll fuck him so good he'll come running back every day to take a turn with the rest of you." Stanley gives Hayden a panicked look as Rita kidnaps him. Hayden says, "Good luck with Rita. We'll meet back up in my room to swap stories, okay?" Hayden laughs and waves goodbye.

Rita opens the door to the stairs and starts climbing them. Stanley speaks up and asks, "Why aren't you taking the elevator." Rita answers, "Carrying you is a good workout. It will really get my blood pumping to my clit." Stanley wonders how he keeps meeting such vulgar and forceful women.

A lioness looks at Stanley's butt coming up the stairs. She sees Rita and says, "Rita! Good to see you." Rita replies, "Marley, Good to see you too. We'll catch up later. This shaved monkey is going to help me release a whole summers worth of sexual frustration."

As they pass the lioness, Stanley feels flush at being carried naked up the stairs like he's a sex doll for Rita to use.

Rita takes a long sniff of Stanley and says, "At least you have enough sense to wash yourself before you came looking for sex. Boys think musk attracts girls, but it only stinks to everyone of a different species." Rita gives Stanley's butt a condescending pat.

Rita pushes the door to the fifth floor open and Stanley is amazed the spotted hyena woman hasn't slowed down. She walks down the hall and the other girls giggle as they pass. She pulls open a door and carries Stanley into her dorm room.

The female dorm rooms look exactly like the male's. At the desk sits a female gray wolf. Rita announces, "Hey roomie, do you want to watch me fuck this human?" The wolf looks at the naked butt over Rita's shoulder and says, "Uh no. I'll give you some privacy for that." Stanley feels like this is the first time today someone besides him was shy about sexuality and nudity.

The wolf crosses to the doorway and looks back at Stanley's face. Stanley feels a wave of embarrassment as the female's golden eyes make contact with him. Rita pats Stanley's butt and says, "Judging by the erection pressed into my shoulder. This shouldn't take too long." The door is quietly pulled shut as the wolf leaves.

Stanley doesn't have a chance to think too much about the situation as Rita drops him on the bed and pulls off her shirt to reveal her breasts. The short fur on her body shows off the muscle definition well. Rita climbs on top to straddle Stanley's crotch. The buildup to this moment has Stanley rock hard.

Stanley's cock presses against the fabric of her shorts and he briefly wonders why she didn't take them off before climbing on him. Rita grabs a handful of Stanley's hair and pulls him in for a kiss. She playfully licks her tongue around in his mouth. Stanley enjoys the strange way she kisses and reaches his hands out to cup her breasts. Rita lets the human feel her breasts for a while as they make out.

Stanley's hands start to go lower to pass over her abs and down to the waistband of the shorts. Rita pulls back from the kisses and asks, "Are you man enough to go down on me?" Stanley looks at the shorts questioningly. He hasn't really considered eating anthro pussy before.

Rita unfastens the fly and pulls out a 6 inch appendage from the crotch. It bobs in the air as Stanley looks at it. Stanley blurts out, "You have a dick!" Rita slaps Stanley across the face and says, "It's not a dick. That's my clit." Stanley's face stings from the slap and he tears up. Rita grabs a handful of Stanley's hair and slides forward, trapping the human's arms by his side.

The bulbous tip of Rita's pseudo penis is inches from Stanley's face. Rita demands, "You're going to suck my clit." Stanley just stares at it and considers that it's not technically gay. Rita presses it to Stanley's lips and he opens up to let it slide in. Rita starts humping and presses Stanley's face against her crotch.

After a few moments to get into a rhythm, Rita releases the human's hair and starts stroking his face softly. The slap left a pawmark and she feels regret at overreacting. Stanley lets his mouth get used for a few minutes. The pseudo penis glides across his tongue and Stanley doesn't know how exactly to feel about it. Rita shudders and pauses as she reaches an orgasm. A few drops of something salty leak into his mouth and he has no choice but to swallow it.

Rita looks down at Stanley's face with a smile. Rita rolls off and throws her legs in the air to pull off her shorts. She throws them to the floor and says, "That was good for a start. Now it's your turn." Rita uses her long tongue to forcefully lick at Stanley's cock. Stanley reaches to pet his hand through the long fur on the back of Rita's neck. Rita smiles her fangs at Stanley and then tongues his balls. Stanley's cock is rock hard from the mixture of fear and sexual excitement.

The female hyena's tongue returns to slather the cock with her saliva. Stanley quickly starts moaning and grunting in pleasure as her muzzle bobs on his manhood. In Stanley's mind, the blowjob makes up for the slap earlier. Stanley is really getting into humping into her mouth until she pulls away suddenly.

Rita massages her clit as she says, "I'll show you how it's not a penis." Stanley looks at it for a moment in curiosity before Rita straddles him again. Rita grabs Stanley's cock and presses it to the bulbous tip of her pseudo penis. The feeling is strange and pleasurable as Stanley's six inches disappear. Rita sits on Stanley and adjusts to the feeling of her pseudo penis inverting inside her.

Rita starts rolling her hips and moaning in pleasure. Stanley is in familiar territory and he grabs her thighs to start thrusting. Rita has a hair trigger on her multiple orgasms. With every one of Rita's climaxes, she lets out loud hyena whoops. Stanley feels confident that he's doing something right to pleasure her.

Stanley's body is covered in a sheen of sweat when he finally approaches his own orgasm. The human's crotch is squidgy with her juices as he gives a few final thrusts to release his seed inside her. The climax is the best one he's ever had.

Stanley takes deep breaths as he recovers. Rita licks the sweat off Stanley's neck and says, "You were just what I needed. Did you need me to carry you back down stairs or can you still walk after that?" Stanley takes the unsubtle hint that he has outstayed his usefulness. She pulls away and Stanley watches the pseudo penis roll back outside her body to slip off him.

Stanley sits up from the bed and looks at her naked body. Stanley smiles and says, "Thank you." Rita playfully pets her hand through Stanley's sparse chest hair and says, "I'll see you around, smoothskin." Stanley feels the warm afterglow coursing through his body as he takes one last look and lets himself out into the hall.

Stanley smiles at the wolf woman sitting outside the door with a book. She giggles when she sees his pubic hair matted down with fluids and smells him. Stanley embraces his sweat covered walk of shame. His body feels too good as he makes his way to the elevator button.

The elevator goes to the bottom floor and opens to the crowd of anthro women. Their eyes flick down to his shiny wet penis. A few of them whisper to others and snicker at Stanley. Trying his best to ignore them, Stanley quickly passes by Marley talking to Lili. Lili slaps Stanley's butt as he walks by and says, "Congrats! You survived!" Stanley gives the female goat a sheepish smile and hurries out the main door.

Stanley feels eyes on him as he makes the short trip next door. He pulls the door open and some of the male anthros eyeball him. The bull Stanley met in the elevator turns from talking to a wolf and says, "Hey human! What do you think of my cut?"

The area between the bulls neck and waist are completely bald. Stanley feels a little jealous of the muscle definition but figures the bull wouldn't have shaved his body if he were average. The bull's large testicles swing as he makes his way over to talk to Stanley. The bull stops and gives a few flexes trying to show off his body to Stanley.

Stanley's eyes roam the caramel skin and he can't tell if the bull has a suntan or just a dark complexion. The bull turns around to reveal a large tattoo of a double sided battle ax running down his spine.

The bull wags his tail and looks back expectantly as Stanley stares at all the details of the tattoo. Stanley looks into the bull's eyes and says, "Cool tattoo." The bull smiles and says, "Thanks. My dad keeps the real one on our mantle at home. He doesn't know I got a tattoo of it yet."

The bull holds out a hand and says, "I'm Thomas by the way." The tired human shakes the hand and says, "Stanley."

Thomas takes a whiff of Stanley and says, "You've been to the ladies dorm. Was she any good?" Stanley nods and says, "The best. I have to go take another shower now." Thomas smiles and says, "Yeah, you do look like you had some sloppy, hoof curling, primal sex. Maybe I could be your wingman next time?" Stanley says, "Sure." Thomas gets out of Stanley's way and says, "See you around, Stanley."

Stanley quickly steps into the elevator and his finger hesitates. He hits the floor to Hayden's room so he can grab his only set of clothes to put on after his shower. The hallway is empty and Stanley makes a beeline for Hayden's room.

The door swings open and Stanley gets an eyeful of a massive horsecock ramming into a walrus pussy. Angus' large cock slides in and out of the girl bent over the desk. Angus holds her hips and is really making use of his length.

Without any shame or embarrassment at being walked in on, Angus says, "Hey Stan." The walrus girl turns her head and says, "Hey, it's the human you came with. Is he gonna join us?" Stanley points to the pile of clothes beside them on the desk and says, "I didn't mean to interrupt. I'll just grab my stuff and go shower."

Hayden cuddles on the too small bed with the camel girl and says, "You don't have to rush off. Have a seat and tell us how it went with Rita?" Stanley feels uncomfortable with how casual Hayden and Angus are about sex, but pushes past the feeling, since this is what life will be like for the next semester. Stanley sits down on the foot of Hayden's bed and says, "Did you know she had an extra part?" Hayden says, "Everyone knows she is quite sensitive about it. You called it a dick didn't you? That's why you have that red mark on one side of your face."

Stanley's hand goes to his face as he feels the tender skin. Stanley asks, "Why didn't you guys warn me or anything?" Hayden shrugs and says, "College is about experimenting. If you were open to anally stimulating your roommate, what's a hyena with a weird clit?" Angus lets out a snort of a laugh and keeps pumping his long cock inside the walrus.

Stanley sees Hayden's cum matted sheath. His eyes dart to the camel's wet pussy. The camel looks at Stanley's erection and asks, "Did you want to have a go too?" Stanley didn't even realize his cock was jutting out from his lap. The thrill of performing a sex act in front of his new friends suddenly causes him to get a second wind. Stanley gives into his sexual urges and answers, "Yes."

Hayden sits up in the bed and says, "That's the spirit! Let's do a spit roast." The skunk scoots to the head of the bed and helps the camel girl onto her hands and knees. Stanley notices the camel's back has no hump as he looks her over. She raises her tail for Stanley and says, "Either hole is fine." Stanley grabs the offered tail and presses his cock forward to slide into her pussy.

The wet slapping of Angus is joined by Stanley. The thrill of having sexually penetrated three different anthros with his cock in one afternoon drives Stanley wild with lust. Stanley isn't gentle as he slaps his hips into her in time with Angus' rhythm. Hayden stuffs his cock into the camel's mouth and maintains eye contact with Stanley.

It doesn't take very long for the wet camel pussy squeezing and bouncing on his cock to bring him to climax. Stanley grunts and slows down as his cock erupts into her.

Stanley is even more sweaty and worn out from such vigorous sex The camel pulls off Hayden's cock and says with a giggle, "That was fun."

The human's mind wanders about how easy it is to have sex at college. Back in highschool, he couldn't even imagine a girl putting out without a few months worth of dating. But then again, they were all humans. The sound of Angus' balls slapping against the walrus brings Stanley's mind to the present.

Angus grunts loudly and says, "Here it comes babe." Stanley is impressed with Angus' muscular butt and legs as the horse pumps his hips against her. The walrus lets out grunts of pleasure of her own as the speed of the thrusts increase. Angus climaxes into the walrus with a deep grunt.

Angus pets his hands around the Walrus' butt and says, "Kim, I picked you over the other girl because you are such a rare treat. Soft short fur over a soft exterior. You have a voluptuous body." Hayden says, "There you go waxing poetic and using big words right after you bust a nut."

Angus says, "Just toss me the towel so I don't leave a mess on the floor when I pull out." Hayden tosses a towel across to Angus and the horse slowly slides his cock out while pressing it to the walrus' pussy. Kim says, "Oh God! I feel so goopy inside. I don't care what anyone says, I'm cleaning myself out in the men's showers before I leave."

Kim presses the towel to herself and turns around to look down at the horse cock that was inside her. She says, "Walrus men are just as big, but you wouldn't know it the way they keep their fun parts hidden inside." Angus fondles his balls and says, "Just like reptiles." Kim presses her mustached face to Angus and gives him a kiss. She pulls back and says, "Don't ruin the moment by making comparisons."

Kim walks towards the door and says, "The sooner I get clean the better. You coming, human?" Stanley realizes she's talking to him and says, "I umm…" Kim asks, "You said you were about to take a shower, right?" Stanley answers, "Yes." Kim says, "Then let's go." Stanley picks up the neatly stacked pile of his things beside Angus.

The horse's large and wet semi erect cock is hard not to look at, as Angus casually leans against the desk. The veins throb and even with a human's dull senses he smells the musky tool. Kim holds the door expectantly for Stanley. The Human and Walrus walk out together. Stanley realizes that anthro women are very direct with what they want and will ditch a guy just as quickly as they hook up with one.

Hayden says, "I'm ready for more." Angus sits down at the head of the bed and leans over to kiss Hayden. The camel reaches her long neck over to suck the juices off Angus's cock. The two kiss passionately almost completely ignoring the camel swapping between their cocks.

In the shower room, Stanley feels off balance. He's in familiar territory, but this time with a naked lady. He'll be seeing a lot of naked ladies, so he tells himself he'll have to get used to it. Kim gives the towel she's been holding to her crotch a final wipe and drops it into the soiled towel basket. Stanley's eyes are drawn to the walrus pussy. It doesn't look very different from a human vagina.

Kim notices him staring and jokes, "Most guys stare at my tusks." Stanley quickly averts his eyes and says, "Sorry, I'm new to all this nudity and casual sex stuff." Kim replies, "It's alright. If I didn't want you to look at my body, I would put on some clothes. I can tell it's mostly innocent curiosity." Stanley asks, "Mostly innocent?" Kim reaches out to cup Stanley's balls and says, "Obviously you are sexually confused by women outside your species."

Kim gently leads Stanley over to the shower area by the hand around his clammy balls. Kim releases Stanley to turn on the showerhead full blast. The sudden cold water spray causes Stanley to jump. Kim holds out a loofah and bottle of odor neutralizing shampoo. Kim says, "If you want to satisfy your curiosity, come up with a good reason, like you are washing me." Stanley assumes Kim is immune to cold water like her feral cousins and adjusts the water temperature to something more reasonable.

With gentle care, Stanley runs his fingers through the short fur on Kim's back. He feels very intimidated by her large tusks and is glad she is facing away from him. His eyes go down to her butt lacking a tail. Walruses are one of the few anthros that don't have a tail. Kim rubs the shampoo into her fur in a very business-like way. Kim orders, "This is going to take all day if you do it like that. Massage my breasts or something interesting." Stanley frowns and reaches around her to cup her large breasts in his hands. She lets out a moan and says, "Perfect."

Kim cups water in her hands and splashes her vagina. To Stanley's surprise, his dick is getting hard again. Stanley feels emboldened and releases a breast to slide his hand down to Kim's vagina.

Kim puts her hand on his and guides his fingers to her walrus pussy. Stanley slips one into her and Kim moans quietly. Stanley experimentally fingers her while she washes herself.

The door to the bathroom loudly opens and Stanley snatches his hands away from Kim. With disappointment, Kim looks out the open shower area doorway to see a fully dressed male gray wolf. The wolf looks over the couple in the shower and says, "That's doubly unexpected. A human and a lady in the men's shower together." Kim asks, "Were you looking to join us?" The wolf shakes his head and says, "Sorry lady, you ain't my type. I just came in here to take a leak."

The wolf steps up to a urinal and takes care of business. Stanley hides behind Kim's large body and waits for the wolf to leave. Kim gets back to washing and tries to get a little handsy with Stanley but the human keeps pushing her hands away. The wolf flicks his tail as he eyeballs the two on the way out.

Kim says, "There is that shyness coming out. It's okay, I'm sure you will be sleeping your way through half the dorm in no time." Stanley doesn't know how to feel about that claim and just washes himself. Kim steps into the drying room and eyeballs Stanley's butt.

Kim finishes drying and says, "I hope you weren't attached to those clothes, I think that wolf stole them." Stanley looks at the empty counter where he set them with despair. He won't have any choice about going naked now. Stanley sighs as he drips dry and stares at his shoes. Kim runs her finger down Stanley's sparse chest hair and says, "Nobody wears clothes here anyway, so don't fret about it." Stanley nods and says hopefully, "I'm sure someone will loan me theirs"

Kim says, "Maybe I'll see you around? I hope we have a class or two together." Stanley watches Kim go and hypes himself up for the trek back to his room.

Stanley looks out into the hall and decides there is no point in putting on his shoes if he's going back to his room. He holds them in his hand and steps into the empty elevator to go back up to his floor. The anthros still stare at him as he walks by.

Opening the door to his room slowly, Stanley looks around for his Tapir room mate Greg. Greg is sitting at the desk and turns to see the naked Stanley. Greg says, "Good. You've taken your clothes off in the hall." Stanley says, "Actually, someone stole my clothes. Can I borrow yours when I go out?" Greg laughs and answers, "No!" Stanley pleads, "But you're not going to be wearing them are you?" Greg slaps his fat belly and says, "I don't think they would fit you anyway."

Stanley sits at his desk beside Greg and looks over his books. Greg looks at Stanley's reddish penis and smirks to himself. Greg gets back to organizing his school supplies.

Stanley looks out the window in front of him. He just watches the students walking around campus and tries to identify their species. Thoughts run through his head about being naked and exposed the rest of the school year. He thinks back to the experiences of the day and considers his initial worry about having a roommate was not having any privacy to masturbate.

Stanley looks over at Greg and asks, "Greg, do you masterbate a lot?" Greg answers, "At least twice a week. More often when I'm stressed out like today." Stanley says, "I uh, don't mind helping you out again, like I did earlier." Greg reacts as if is the most normal thing in the world to be offered. Greg says, "Okay, I would prefer mid-mornings but we can adjust if needed." Greg pulls out his weekly planner and flips through it. He slides it over to Stanley and says, "Just mark yourself down on the days you are free."

The human is surprised by the amount of planning Greg has already written into his schedule. Stanley looks back and forth between his listed class schedule and writes himself into a nice 30 minute slot.