Roundabout 5, breaking the fourth wall
Yo"Masterwolf, I think you better start typing" Jim says from the paper.
Aww but I don't wanna!
"Do it or I will assault your mind with the vagina monologues attack?" he threatens
I'm immune, watch: PENIS
"VAGINA" the fox shouts.
Dam it, you win you endophile
"I know but you want to anyway" Jim consoles, "so you win too"
Yay, now to type. Oh and we're sorry for the sexual stuff. It had to be done. It just begged to.
"The paper says it didn't" Jim argued.
I DO WHAT I WANT. IT GETS FREAKY HERE BITCHES
"Masterwolf should also mention the stories that come before this:
http://www.sofurry.com/page/288152/groups?gid=2578
http://www.sofurry.com/page/283785/groups?gid=2578
http://www.sofurry.com/page/279061/groups?gid=2578
and http://www.sofurry.com/page/276553/groups?gid=2578 " we hope you enjoy. I'm sorry for pushing the boundries of clean, so just to be safe this will be an adult chapter. Us two are not getting banned"
roundabout story chapter 5
James Bothamingin was an oversized fox, one of the last in the world actually. Most of the breed died long ago from the Virus: 20X2, but his family had dominant genes, surviving with massive inbreeding. He was about 5'9'' and slightly chubby with his gut sticking out enough for his materiel belt to hurt him. His fur was rust red, chocolate brown, and the white was more blonde actually. He blamed it on massive incest orgies numbers two and three. "My Mother's cousin had sex with my Mother, who gave birth to my Father, who had sex with my Mother to make me and my 6 siblings." He joked. He was lucky; six out of eight brothers and sisters turned out mentally retarded, and he and his Siamese twin developed IQs of 200 points. They were joined at the paw, so he has what he calls, "the best robotic paw ever"
Sitting at his desk, he read the report sent to him by "Mamma and Papa Bear" in a last ditch effort for redemption. He smiled from ear to ear, or as much as his fox body would allow. "Miles has been busy to say the least over the last few weeks. I just wish I could to his sexy frame and rape his..." James stopped. His paw was at his groin fiddling at his sheath. This wouldn't be so bad, but he was in his office and his erections tended to be bigger than his co-workers would allow. He stood up and walked to the bathroom feeling the need to pee.
A wolf stopped him halfway down the hallway. His code name was Wulf420 AKA MATE. MATE stood at 6'4'' and had pitch-black fur with contrasting green eyes. Naked save for a materiel belt, his most striking feature was his six-inch sheath. James smiled thinking of the sex they had last night. Soon he became lost in thought, forcing MATE to snap him back to reality.
"Did you read the report?" Wulf questioned. He placed his right paw on James's shoulder to which the fox did the same. "The moon will be in full sight soon"
"Yes, but She will wait for the earth to pass" James replied with a solemn tone. "Where are you headed, my Brother?"
"Probably the same place as you, Brother. But first I need to command the Horses to drop this tele in Miles' house" MATE held a small marble sized energy ball between his left paw index and dewclaws. Jim instantly recognized it as a teleportation materiel, and a big one at that with its strong blue glow. "Leads to the loading dock"
"Very well, but have them do it in a week. We don't need them escaping before the Passing of the Worlds. Miles needs to be there for that." James ordered. MATE nodded. "Shall we go attend to our needs?" James offered.
"I would love to, but can I top this time? You don't tie well, and your last mating bite gave me an infection."
James pouted, "That's not what Mozy Tart said last night when we had that three way!" He was annoyed but somewhat relieved. He wanted to sub anyway.
"Mozy Tart is an omega, of course he kisses up to the alphas," Wulf noted.
Asher closed the door behind him. He sighed, knowing why Cory was sick again. Padding his way into the kitchen, he eyed Claudia at the table tapping her foot. She was pissed to say the least. "Why the Fuck did you bring him here?" she half shouted. "You know he isn't ready to ascend, why would you force it?"
"Cause 'Lilith' already did!" Asher snapped. "I've been keeping tabs on her. Guess what? His boss is 'Lilith'; I put him in the materiel room to hopefully speed his acceptance along." Asher calmed down as he reached for an apple. Tossing it around in the air, he focused on his sister. "You do understand his significance in this story, right?" Asher looked at her with a calm stare.
"No, this Practical String theory makes no sense to me the way you explain it." She sighed aloud, "Especially when we both know this isn't real." Tired from hearing this over and over she held up her paw in protest. "Jist of it is, there is more than one universe, and when the timelines line up with each other, these Universal Souls can grab immense reality changing power." She placed her paws on her hips, "Pray tell, what's so special about this human?"
Asher sat down, worn down from standing. "He is said to be the Legendary Soul, the one who when sacrificed just past the lunar eclipse will grant another Soul one wish. The one in every story. Worst part is Bothamingin is going to kill him on the lunar eclipse in a hope to creat his own reality" He leaned back, "He might actully do it too." Too most creatures this sounded like utter bull shit, the workings of a random occult in the countryside of England. Holding out his paw, he focused like he did so many times before thinking his idea of true love.
Claudia stepped back in shock, "Asher put that freaky shit away," The male tiger returned to reality noticing the purple-colored fire in his paw. He closed his hand as if to dismiss it. "What is that anyway?"
"Random Universal Soul perk, which you could do too if you tried hard enough" Asher reminded. "I should go and catch those two scouting us. It's starting to piss me off." And as random as that sentence was Asher got up and walked out to the deck headed for the main road Luka was parked on.
Cory stood in the hallway eyeing the purple fire Asher was holding. He was scared to say the least, however he was intrigued enough to stay in the company of the tigers. He made his way out into the kitchen when he saw Asher head outside. Claudia noticed him immediately.
"So what the hell was that Purple fire?"