The bartender hands the two beer goggles just as the strippers motion to him that they're finished as well. at the same time, the friends with benefits and drivers arrive on the scene. "only ten shots?" toby asks. "awwww man."
"come on, hun."
Alcohol, Football, Relationships, Signature, Wisconsin, race, reality, travel
"hey stud, how's that beer?" he asked. i told him all about it, while the coon nodded and made a few notes on his notepad for future reference. "you really seem like you have a _handle_ on your beers, bill. it's bill, right?"
Deer, Drag, First Person, First Time, Humor, M/F, Raccoon, Riding, Short, Straight, Trap, Vaginal
"barkeep, beer me!" a blue-and-pink skunk yelled across the crowded bar.
Belching, Belly, Drunk, Fat, Inflation, Jac, Sasukewuff, Skunk, Sol, bloating, massive, swollen
"you would trust some back-alley salesman to sell you good beer. it's probably just fosters again."
miles sighed. "lighten up and live a little, man. it's been a wild ride. here's to our last night."
Boomer, Cum, Drinking, Drunk, Gender Shifting, Grey, Horny, Kangaroo, Marsupial, Red, Transformation, Transgender transformation, flyer, pouch, roo, tf/tg
The world swirls around him and suddenly it occurs to him that someone could have spiked their drinks. He leans into Holly and asks. She laughs, and that comes into Fee's mind clearly. Then, she says, "Why do you care?"
Fee realizes that she's...
Alcohol, Casual Sex, Drugs, Feline, Fingering, Fox, NSFW, Party, Port Artemis, Public, Pussy, Sex, dirty talking, holly
I served them that beer. i served everyone that beer!" he said, realizing he might get fired before his first day was over, "uh, how much beer would you say a person would need to consume before they start seriously questing for fire?"
"relax.
AU, Alternate Universe, Anal, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Deevolution, Fandom, Gay, M/M, Pogonophilia, TF, Transformation, caveman, hairy, masculinization
#39 of short stories
a fennec tries to buy beer.
~ the gas station smelled strongly.
Beer, Fennec, Parrot
I have two knives in my room right now as we speak with beer as we speak. anyway, for my stories and my profile on sofurry, i don't know anymore.
Beer, Death, Pokemon, Suicide
Sydney put a candy chocolate in tj's mouth, and tj put a beer nut on sydney's.
they stayed like that, just them and the waters and the fading light, even when the stars showed up in the sky.
"happy valentine's, sydney."
Fanfiction, Gay, Love, Otter, Valentine's Day, echo, fanfic
In a few seconds you completely gulp half the beer inside. perhaps not even enjoying it - you just wanted that sweet beer in you.
most of your friends would call you a slob or loser at that point - especially since it was good beer.
Alcohol, Bottle vore, Feet, Female, Gender neutral, Hermaphrodite, Implied snuff, Inanimate vore, Male, Musk, Snuff, Species neutral, vore