Fourth Steamy Day at Hortonville High (Entry #4 for Bad Fanfiction Writing Contest)
#4 of Bad Fanfiction Writing Contest Entries
My fourth entry for Ausfer's Bad Fan Fiction. This time featuring gratutous refrences to His Honor the Marquis De Sade's magnum opus School of Licentiousness ("The 120 Days of Sodom"), offhand tangential references to "MS Paint Adventures" and "Cupcakes", spelling errors, and a main character that I never decided on. This is my final entry for the dcontest. I would like to thank my broken keyboard for its help creating spelling and punctuation errors.
(See also http://www.sofurry.com/forum/view/thread?id=16169#forum_post_731578)
One day ____ walked into the Hortonville highschool locker room. He/she was very hot and sweaty from the awesome workout he/she just did. "Hmm I want to take a shower," he/she thought and walked to the shower room where the showers were so he/she could take a shower. _____ had been here plenty of times not expecting anything to happen. Itt was just a normal locker room, and just a normal shower... or was it? Actually _____ could never ever have been prepared for what was really in the shower room that day.
First, however, he/she realized that he/she had forgotten the first rule of showers: you had to be dirty first.
"Hmm.. How tio get dirty" mused _____, "That's It! I know! Manure!"
So he went to visit the pegasus pony Fluttershy, as she was a horse
...
"You w-want me to shit on you?"
"Yes, if that's not too much trouble"
"Oh, its no trouble at all. Now, if you'll just lay down on the floor here..."
He did, and Fluttershy backed up and began to shit on his chest
"You know, this isvery erotic," said fluttershy.
"yes?"
"Oh yes, it reminds me of when I've seen Angel Bunny shit on some of the girl bunnies before he fucks them."
"and he lets you watch"
"oh, angel bunny can ONLY perform if there's somebody watching him, thepoor dear"
"that's unusual"
"...and the poor thing is so desensitized! Someties, in order to cum inside of one of the girl bunnies he ha to have another girl bunny play with his ass while a third one farts in his face, or have eight of the girl bunnes touch him erotically at the same time, all in different ways [need illustration for to elucidate this]"
"Oh?"
"oh. yes." said fluttershy, who had finished her shit and trned to face _____, "and sometimes he gets a bunch of the bunnies so drunk that they all get into a terrible fight xxamongst themselvesxx but eventually they calm down and he fucks one of them while the others vomit all over him, and other times, before he has sex, he'll beat he bunny doe with a bull-penis cane..."
"Wait...A bull-penis cane!?"
"Oh yes. I flipped the fuck out wen I first saw that one"
"Where did he get it"
"He said that he bought it from my friend Pinkie Pie who works at the bakery."
"You know, your Angel Bunny certainly has some odd sexual fetishes
"Yes... he even fucks mesometimes..." Fluttershy stared deeply into the manure coveed ______'s eyes, "I'm told that I'm a very good lay"
"yes?"
"oh yes." said Fluttershy, batting her eyes, "Why don't you try?"
"alright."
He cimbed up and mounted Fluttershy, sticking his penis in her pussy and getting her back dirty with the feces she had just dropped on to him. He began thrusting into Fluttershy.
"Oh yes!" she moande
"Oh Yes! he moaned
Fluttershy rgasmed around _____'s penis, causing him to cum as well, miliking his penis for all of its sweet cum.
"Tha was amazing!" he said
"Yes it was" Fluttershy agreeed.
And they both went off t tajke shower together.
See http://www.sofurry.com/browse/group/stories?from=2808 for Bad Fan Fiction Writing Contest group)