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The Quiz Bowl

'Don't ride the riptide.'

Episode 1

The lights came up and panned around a stage. On the stage stood a tall midnight tiger and beside him a small light blue Pikachu. Two contestants sat behind transparent booths on some rather interesting toilets. Off to the side with two large open pipes hanging above it stood a larger toilet with a bowl that was about the size of an above ground pool and seemed to be made of glass or some other transparent material. A bank of screens sat in between the contestant's podiums, and the host's podiums.

"Good evening everyone, and welcome to Quiz Bowl. I'm one of your hosts Tyler Bowl-" the midnight tiger said, "And I'm your other host, Latrinachu!" the Pikachu added. "We wanna welcome you to the hottest, greatest, flushiest, and wettest game show on the air today, heh-heh..." Latrina giggled. "Yes, and the rules are simple; just answer the questions correctly and keep from getting flushed. Remember, 'Don't ride the riptide'!" Tyler said. Latrina nodded, "Now, let's introduce our guests. Today's contestant is from a town with the name of Reminod, and also being one of my owners, Yellow the Yoshi! And from Sky city, we have Aleck Wuff!" the panel of guests waved as each name was read. "So without further ado, let round one begin! Hehe..." Tyler chuckled as he and Latrina stepped up behind the announcers podiums.

"I'll start the questions rolling... Or perhaps, swirling, would be a better choice of words. Heh, heh..." Latrina said as she pressed the button on her podium, to switch up the categories on the monitors. "As you all may or may not know, this is the first round. They will get a chance to build up points, until we get to the hyper flush round. Once we get there, one of our contestants will unfortunately have to ride the flush, to our friend riptide." She smiled and pointed up to the large commode. "From there, each contestant added will gain a chance at the end of the final round to try to win their way free, or..." She paused for effect and yanked a comical chain. A sudden roar sounded in the sound stage as the large toilet began its flush cycle. "They get to go down the pipes, and will be transported home, via the 'bus of losers'!" Latrina finished. "Now, let's start the first round. It's Yellow vs. Aleck Wuff! So boys, Yellow won a coin toss backstage, so he chooses first. Alright?"

Yellow looked up at the board at the different choices of questions and points for each. One read, 'Farts of the famous', along with 'Limericks need completion', 'philosophical questions', and a final category, which was titled 'easy ones'. Yellow looked them all over, and felt confident enough to say "I'd like 'farts of the famous' for two points, please..." Tyler smiled, "You got it. For this challenge, we are going to play a classic movie or TV fart over the PA, and you have to identify who the character is. Ready? Here it comes. Yellow, name the character who made this fart!" Tyler whacked a button and a recorded fart played out over the speakers. "peeennnnn-blarrrrrrttttt!!!!"

Yellow listened intently, then answered with "Was that... Was it Rip Doberman from The Wild and Outrageous Show?" Latrina smiled, "Yes, it was. Nice job, Yellow, you just gained yourself two points! Now, its Aleck's turn." Aleck smiled, "I'll take 'limericks need completion' for four points." Latrina pushed a button, and one of the monitors changed to show most of a limerick needing a word to complete it. The limerick read, 'The toilet is quite the place to be when you must poop and you must pee, but make it here far too late and you will lose out ______________, and if you are there far too soon, you may be trapped under the ____. The limerick had two blank spaces that were open for Aleck's answer or best guess. "So Aleck, what's your answer?" Tyler asked. Aleck cleared his throat, "For the second blank, the answer should be moon... And I think the first blank should be... On groovy tunes?" A loud buzz went off, and Latrina shook her head "Sorry Mr. Wuff. You only got that partially right, so all we can assign is one point for the partial answer. The first line should have been, 'on something great'. Oh well..."

She looked over to yellow and smiled, "Well, Yellow, it's your turn again." Yellow looked up at all the categories. "I think I'll take 'generic category' for four points!" Tyler activated the screen and a loud splash was heard. "Well, Yellow, you are lucky if you can get this one right. You now also have the option to double your score by risking your own tokens for extra ones in the bowl buster question round. Each token you risk can earn you an additional token, per question, per risked token, similar to a 2x chain bonus. What will it be?" Yellow pondered the possibilities. If he got both questions right, he could earn eight points, and be more than halfway to the required ten points. But if he got them wrong, he would lose them all and it would give Aleck more of a priority to flushing him. "You know what? I think I'll risk it and put up both the points I have! Latrina smiled "Okay then, Yellow!" she chuckled as she activated two of the higher level questions in the category. "Alright. If kool-aid makes it green, and meat makes it darker than normal, what could be changing colors? She asked. Yellow pondered for a few seconds, blushed, then tentatively said "Uhh... Is it... Poop? Eheh..." he answered carelessly. "Correct! One down, one to go." she giggled, as she activated the second question. "Alright... Besides scat, there is one thing that might clog your toilet unexpectedly. It's big, long, and it's scary. It wanders into it, as well... What am I talking about?" Yellow began to sweat. He hadn't expected such a challenging question even, in the beginning of the game. Knowing his game was already down the drain from this point... "Is it a snake? Python, maybe?" he tentatively guessed, looking nervously, afraid that he would soon drop down into the bowl below him.

Latrina licked her lips and looked over mischievously. "Oh, Yellow, I'm so sorry... Because that's the correct answer! Congrats, Yellow, you have just gained eight points! Now, it is Aleck's turn." Aleck looked kinda nervous now. He looked over the categories, and began to pant a little, as he swallowed nervously and then said "I'll take 'the classics' for four points, please..." Tyler looked at him and chuckled, as he hit a big button. And as the screen began to expand in front of them, they heard the sudden sound of an empty toilet paper roll resound over the studio speakers. "Oh ho, you both have been lucky today! Aleck, you just activated the 'share a square' round. In this round, you and Yellow will go head-to-head in a battle for answers. You both have the chance to buzz in and answer, or steal questions. There are five questions, and at the end, the player wins by correctly answering more questions than the other. The other, is sadly left with an empty roll..." Tyler paused to take a breath. "So are we ready?" Yellow nodded and Aleck gave a thumbs up. "Okay then, Latrina and I will take this in an alternating fashion. Soooo, Latrina..." he turned to her, and as she nodded, she then pushed a series of buttons as a toilet paper roll being spun sounded, and some paper being pulled free, Latrina began with "Question one. The average furry has a bladder that can hold... How much liquid? Please, no bulls or horses..." Aleck buzzed in and said "Thirty two ounces!" "Sorry, but that's wrong... Next question, Tyler." The large tiger activated the next question. "Okay, question two. Hehehe... Oh, what? Sorry. Anyway, the average toilet uses how many gallons of water for each flush?" Yellow buzzed in with "Oh, oh! 3.6 gallons!" Tyler nodded, "Correct! So far, it's one Yellow, and zero Aleck." Latrina pushed the button. "Okay, next question. The 'S' shaped bend in a toilet is there, but for what reason?" Yellow whacked the button before Aleck could. "To keep odors from coming up from the sewer... And, it is also an important feature in gravity flushing toilets!" "Correct, again!" Latrina said, as Tyler activated his panel for the next question. "Okay guys... This next one is a toughie." Tyler said as the fourth question popped up. "Toilet water swirls the opposite direction in the different hemispheres. True or false?" Aleck buzzed in with "False. It is a common misconception that it does that." Tyler raised an eyebrow. "Well, I guess you are finally warming up here at the end, but that is correct. Latrina, your turn..." The small cynober Pikachu pressed up the last question. "This one is gonna be a final flusher, ehehe!" she giggled as the board flipped up the question. "Listen to the sounds, and then, in order, name what kind of toilet it was that was flushed. Are you both ready?" Yellow and Aleck both nodded "Alright then!" Latrina played the sounds over the speakers. The first one, was a classic glugging flush, starting with the *ker-tink* of a handle. Then came the rushing hiss of a public city toilet, followed by an old fashioned rushing water toilet, with a high mounted tank, and the last one was a huge glugging sluggish flush.

"Okay you two, be the first to buzz, and get the last point!" Yellow slammed the button first. "Oh, oh! The first one was a normal house toilet, perhaps around the 1980's, 90's, and the 2000's. The second was a city toilet like, most likely on a train or in a public bathroom. The third flush was an old above-tank rusher from... I think the fifties, maybe older, and the last one was a super-jumbo-flusher, meant for bigger, clogging furs!" Latrina had nodded along with all his answers, but the last one had her sadly shaking her head. "Sorry, Yellow, but that is wrong... Aleck?" Aleck looked confidently at Latrina and said "The first was a classic household, the second was a city commode, the third was the above tank model, and the last one was a cauldron style... Which I have at my place." He smiled at her and saw her nod. "Yup, you got 'em all, but sadly, Yellow has more points than you do..." She turned to the Yoshi. "Congratulations, Yellow! That last question pushes you up to the required ten points. You're today's lucky survi-- I mean... Contestant! And that means, poor Aleck..." She paused for effect, and joined the audience as Yellow got to push a button on his console, reading 'RIDE THE RIPTIDE'. Yellow, being a funny stinker, bashed the button with his nose, making his eyes spin around. The toilet contestant chair below Aleck roared to life, expanding around him, then flushing him around, essentially swallowing him down the pipes and send him shooting through the clear pipes, until he splashed into the huge bowl of the comically large toilet, set off to the side.

Shortly after the flush, came a comical fart splash and flush playing over the studio speakers. Tyler looked up and smiled. "Well, ladies and gentlemen, that sound means that we are unfortunately out of time for today. But not to fear! We will be back with Aleck and Yellow tomorrow, and a new competitor for Yellow! Until then, this is Quiz bowl, signing out for today. Remember," he paused, and having the audience of Yoshi's, Pokemon, and other furs shout with the hosts, "Don't riiiiide, the riptide!" After saying that, the lights all went off and dimmed on set. The camera's lights went off, and a stage tech helped lift Aleck out of the huge bowl and to dry off before he was allowed to leave for the evening. Yellow also headed out to tell his girlfriend and pets, excluding Latrina, about his strange day, leaving just Latrina and Tyler, as the audience too tromped out. "Well, I think we are a success so far, but how do you feel about it, Latrina?" Tyler asked as he turned to his co-host, and undoing his tie. She smiled, "I think we did great too! I especially loved the flushing of the big throne." "Heh, yeah. Let's call it a night. See you tomorrow." "Same to you, have fun!" they both headed for their respective dressing rooms and from there they went to their belonging homes.

Meanwhile, a lone production tech in charge of amassing the data of how many peak viewers they had received, was compiling his file for the boss. The data was promising, and it looked like Quiz Bowl was a huge hit! The next step before going home for the night was to take the file dump up to the chief's office. He grabbed a disk with the data dump and headed up the bank of elevators. When his ride, stopped he was faced with a large hallway walk heading toward a large oak door veneered in gold with silver door handles, shaped like large toilet flush handles. As he neared the door he heard a strange moaning coming from inside, as if someone was eating something and having an orgasm at the same time... He politely knocked three times. When he got no response, he pressed in. What he found shocked him, as there was his boss Volsar, the legendary Abra. And he was slowly swallowing a pair of wiggling feet before the tech's eyes. "U-u-uuh...Sirr? I... I-am I, um... Am I interrupting anything?" Volsar glared, though, who could really tell. He stared at the intruder and swallowed, sending the feet down with the rest of unfortunate victim "Yes. Yes, you are interrupting... But since you have ever so rudely barged into my office, and you caught me in the middle of my meal, I guess there is a way you can be helpful." The Abra said, as he smiled in a way that just screamed, 'run, if you ever want to see daylight ever again.' The technician, Folf, looked terrified. He dropped the folder, and turned to grab the door and try to get out of the office. Volsar simply grinned and pushed a button to lock the doors. He then slowly stepped out from behind his desk, and patting his swollen belly, he slowly advanced on Folf, who moved from the door and ran toward the large glass door to the balcony, only to find it locked tight as well. "Please don't eat me! I promise I will take your secret to my grave!" Volsar chuckled at Folf's word choice. "Funny you should say that, heh heh... But no, I won't eat you. My stomach's occupancy is currently filled. I will however, use you for some fun and games." He then snapped his fingers, and the Folf found himself shrinking rapidly, until he stood only about seven inches tall. The now gargantuan Abra grabbed Folf, and shoved him headfirst up his ass, while he grabbed his cock and began to play. Folf hated what was happening. He was shoved in and out of a terrible hole, repeatedly forced to smell the previous remains that clung after the Abra's last trip to the toilet. Volsar on the other paw, was thrilled. He had crossed back over to his chair and propped both of his feet up on his desk. He was pounding his shaft repeatedly and shoving the micro in every direction he could in his ass.

He pounded and pounded and pounded, until he was dealing with a dripping shaft, which was absolutely threatening to explode. He shoved Folf, his little toy, with a hard thrust, and exploded cum all over the desk. He throbbed and sprayed, making a huge mess. But since it was his desk, he didn't really care. He just let his cock slowly spray its messy content all over his poor desk, covering what looked like important papers and documents. He just didn't care in the least. Afterwards, he just sat back and relaxed, breathing slowly, and letting his cock go soft again. He was still basking, after he gave off a small fart. "Hehe, guess the Folf wants out... Or maybe something bigger." He chuckled, as he felt another cheek rattler blast free, shooting Folf out as well. Volsar groaned and stood up. He grabbed the dazed micro and slowly traveled over to his 'executive bathroom'. Inside, everything was done up in gold except for the toilet, which looked nervous as the Abra crossed over to it. After lifting the lid and taking a seat, he opened his legs and dropped the poor creature he was carrying in between them, into the treacherous waters below. "Well, I guess this is goodbye. Seeya in the sewers." he chuckled as he opened his rear exit and dumped out loads of feces, all over Folf. A good stream of piss followed as well, practically drowning the poor fellow below. Pretty soon the waters were brown and yellow... And so was Folf. After standing up and not bothering to wipe, he pulled the flusher, and watched everything get sucked down. Enjoying the satisfactory flush, he decided it was time to lock up, head home, and await his next unfortunate victim, knowing his plan for a game show was a huge success.