Fertility Fix: Barnyard Bound

Story by KonYo on SoFurry

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Hello, horny readers! Get ready for the next steamy installment of our sultry saga - Barnyard Bound: The Fertility Fix - Part Three! We're diving right back into the action, with Jane hot on the trail of her lust-mad husband as he prowls through the fields in search of new holes to plant his seeds! part 3 of a 4 part commission by

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"Fuck, fuck, fuck," I panted, my heart pounding with dread as I tore through the barn door and into the tall grass, following that all-too-familiar trail glistening in the moonlight. With each frantic step, remnants of Josh's cum trickled down my trembling thighs, a tangible echo of his primal conquest. The cool night air wrapped around my bare, cum-soaked form, causing my fur to bristle and stand on end, not just from the chill but from the fear of Josh finding Mom next.

The scent of him was strong, musky, leading away from our home, and for that, I was grateful. A sigh of relief shuddered through me; I still had time to avert a disaster. But as I darted through the fields, my naked body betrayed me, my ruffled fur matted and sticky, a costume of lust I couldn't shed.

I cast a lingering gaze back at the barn, the silent witness to my sister's submission to Josh's primal urges. Annie, innocent Annie, now a testament to his raw, animalistic lust. She lay sprawled in the hay, her once immaculate pelt of brown-tan fur now an abstract art piece smeared with undeniable proof of her surrender.

The aftermath of Josh's brutal fucking had left Annie ravaged; her ass perched atop the hay like a trophy, twin rivulets of his cum trickling from both well-used holes. Her tank top was ripped and stained, barely clinging onto her body as if it too had endured the onslaught of his unstoppable lust. As I watched her chest rise and fall with heavy breaths, a surge of jealousy prickled at my senses.

"Damn it," I cursed under my breath, my tail whipping back and forth with frustration. This frenzy, this chaos—it was all because of me. If only I hadn't sought out Dr. K's dubious methods... But then, as my paw brushed over my belly, I sensed a new fullness within me. The treatment had worked; I could feel it in my bones. Where countless pills and old wives' tales had failed, his concoction had awakened something fierce and fertile inside me.

For months, I'd been on a carousel of hope and despair, chasing after every promise of motherhood, only to be met with disappointment time and again. But now, the torment seemed worth it—except for the mess I found myself in. Josh was out there somewhere, my typically laid-back husband now transformed into a lustful beast thanks to that cursed 'sports drink'. I had to find him before he sowed his wild oats across the whole damn county.

"Schlick, schlick," The squelch of my own lust betrayed me, its slick persistence a haunting echo of how he'd rutted me in the field earlier, as primal as any beast. He had pinned me down like a bitch in heat, impaling me on his throbbing length and pumping me full of his hot seed until I was senseless with pleasure. My mind was shrouded in carnal fog, my body aflame with an insistent need that pulsed through my veins. But I shoved it aside, a futile attempt to regain control. There was a task at hand - taming this beast - and if I didn't wrestle back control, I'd be nothing more than another casualty in Josh's relentless breeding onslaught.

His pheromones were potent; they could send any woman spiraling into a state of heat within moments. And oh, how I reveled in it! The way his scent invaded my senses, stirring up an animalistic desire that left me panting and begging for more. His musk was intoxicating, wrapping around me like a predator's embrace and igniting a fire deep within that only he could quench..

"Shhhittt," I hissed, feeling the telltale tension coil deep within. Not now. I couldn't afford to lose myself to the heat again, not with so much at stake. I had to stay focused, keep moving, and prepare for the inevitable confrontation with the lust-crazed lion husband of mine. And I needed to do it fast before my own desires betrayed me completely.

As I continued my search through the damp brush, my tail hung low and agitatedly flicked back and forth. The cool night air did nothing to quell the burning heat within me. My ears were plastered against my head as I struggled with a mix of guilt and desperate need. The thought of confessing to Mom about her soon-to-be grand kittens made my stomach twist. How could I explain that her son-in-law had turned into a wild beast and knocked up both of her daughters in one night?

As uncomfortable as it would be, the conversation I needed to have with Josh paled in comparison to the urgency of stopping him. The mere thought of him reaching the neighboring Biggleworths' farm was enough to make every hair on my body stand up.No Fucking way in hell I'd let him escape and mix blood with those mangy cats.

"Damn it, think, Jane, think," I muttered, my voice barely above a whisper, yet loud enough to stir the leaves around me. A wild idea sparked in my mind, desperate but with a glimmer of hope. If there was one thing I knew, no beast couldn't resist the pull of his stomach. I'd use his hunger against him, lay a trap irresistible enough to ensnare even the wildest creature.

With unsteady legs, still quivering from our earlier coupling, I staggered back to the barn, the scent of hay and animal musk heavy in the air. My paws fumbled for the tools of my hasty plan—a length of rope rough against my pads, leather straps that promised restraint, and the thick bull harness meant for much larger beasts.

"Fuck," I cursed, my claws catching on the straps as I gathered them up. It was going to be tough, but there was no other choice. I needed to bind Josh, and keep him occupied until the effects of Dr. K's concoction wore off. The task seemed daunting, but desperation lent me strength.

"Schlick, schlick," went the sound of my own dripping need, my pussy throbbing with wanton pulses. I shook my head fiercely, trying to clear it, but the memory of being plowed into the dirt by Josh—the way he filled me so completely—kept intruding. My inner walls clenched at the recollection, my nipples hardened beneath the fur of my chest, begging for another touch.

"Get a grip, girl, you're not some horny bitch," I scolded myself, but the truth was, I was exactly that. In heat, clouded thoughts, body screaming for another ride on his cum-coaster. But I had bigger fish to fry—or rather, a big cat to catch.

"Alright, let's do this," I growled, determination steeling my resolve. With the gear in my arms, I set off to create a snare worthy of a lion, ready to reclaim control of a situation that had spiraled so wildly out of paw.

With every heaving step toward the homestead, my senses were alight - the heady scents of the farm assaulting me, the cool night air ruffling my damp fur. The barn was behind me now, a shadow in the moonlight.

"Shit, shit, shit," I muttered to myself, fumbling in the fridge, claws skidding across cold metal until they closed around a hunk of raw meat. My breaths came in ragged pants, my own arousal an unbidden undercurrent to my frantic actions. slaming the refrigerator door, not pausing to catch the echoing thud before sprinting outside, where the grill awaited like an altar for my desperate plan.

The sizzling symphony of the steak kissing the fiery grill echoed in my ears, its tune mingling with the scent of searing flesh that saturated the air. "Need to plan... Where should I place my trap?" My eyes flickered anxiously before finding solace on the barn.

"Fuck it, there," I hissed, snatching the meat from the grill, barely waiting for it to cook just enough to not be cold. My tail lashed in agitation, betraying the inner maelstrom of lust and reason battling within me. I could still feel the ghost of his bulk pressing me down, his seed a warm promise inside me, even as I plotted his capture.

I dashed back to the barn, the cooked steak gripped tightly, its aroma a flagrant lure. My ears twitched at the slightest rustle in the grass, my whiskers quivered in the breeze, all while I waved the meat overhead, desperate to spread the enticing scent.

"Come on, come to mama," I growled under my breath, heart hammering as I reached the darkened barn. With practiced paws, I laid out the rope trap, memories of childhood mischief aiding my trembling paws. A simple loop, a trigger stick - child's play compared to the task of restraining a rampant lion.

"Let this work, please," I murmured, stepping back into the shadows. My body was aching, slick with need as I struggled to remain focused. I imagined Josh's muscular form striding in, seeking the sustenance I offered only to find himself ensnared – a delicious reversal of our earlier roles.

The barn creaked in the nocturnal hush, my senses on high alert as I crouched in the shadows. The faintest rustle outside sent a shiver through my bushy tail, my ears perking to catch the sound of approaching footfalls. My heart pounded like a drum, echoing the nervous thrum of energy that coursed through me.

The dry grass crunched under the weight of Josh's paws, each step causing a symphony of noise as he disturbed the brittle blades. The scent of the cooked steak seemed to pull him forward, and as he padded in, his attention fixated on the prize, I slipped behind him and nudged the door shut with a gentle click. Trapping all three of us inside the barn's walls.

I watched, hidden, as he tore into the meat, his powerful jaws making short work of it, his whip-like tail lashing with each ravenous bite. The need within him was clear, but so was his hunger – a perfect distraction. He devoured the offering, oblivious to the eyes tracking his every move, the huntress waiting for the opportune moment to strike.

" Chomp, chomp, chomp ," His teeth gnashed together in a continuous motion, accompanied by wild grunts as he devoured his meal. I needed him to be full and sluggish for my plan to have any chance of success.

" Slurp ," went the last of the steak, and I tensed, ready to spring. With a flick of my wrist, I triggered the trap, and the rope snatched at Josh's feet. " Thwip" – the sound sliced the air, and he was yanked upwards, surprise etching his feline features. I leaped from my hiding spot, agile as any cat, and darted around him, my fur bristling with anticipation.

" Clank" echoed the buckle as I fastened the first strap, his limbs flailing briefly before I secured them tightly. "Snap" went the next one, cinching his waist, then his legs, each strap pulling taut against his muscular frame. His bewildered gaze met mine, those yellow eyes round with confusion. A sly grin crept over my muzzle as I beheld him: bound and at my mercy, reduced to a helpless mound of twitching fur and restrained power.

"Gotcha," I purred, satisfaction curling my whiskers. The sight of him, so strong and yet so vulnerable, stirred something deep within me. he looked more confused than upset as he hung from the ropes above me. My plan was simple enough - keep Josh suspended until dawn, and we'd be home free. Yet my moment of triumph was abruptly halted when I felt something cool, slick, and sticky land on my face. My gaze traveled upward, locking onto the sight of Josh's throbbing, desperate cock hanging above me in the air. Precum dripped down from its swollen tip, falling like a slow rain onto my face.

Caught in the eroticism of the moment, I found myself mindlessly wiping at the liquid with my paw, smearing it into my fur as if it were some precious lotion. The scent of his need filled my nostrils, raw and intoxicating, fueling an unconscious desire to mark myself with his essence. His muscular body writhed above me, bound and tantalizingly exposed as he hung upside down in his confinement. His tail flicked restlessly behind him, a stark contrast to his rigid arousal that stood out against his dark fur.

The sight alone stirred the heat within me that pulsed to the rhythm of his leaking arousal. It was a scene straight out of a wild fantasy - Josh tied up and helpless while I reveled in the heady scent and taste of his pre-cum smeared across my fur.

The scent of him, thick and musky, wound its way into my nostrils, wrapping around my brain like a seductive vine. I gulped down the intoxicating air, my chest heaving as that all too familiar heat coiled in my belly. With Josh tied up before me, his tawny fur bathed in the dim light that seeped through the cracks in the barn walls, my resolve wavered. His pheromones were an invisible force, pulling at the core of my being, urging me to abandon all semblance of control.

"Shit," I cursed under my breath, feeling my arousal slick between my thighs, coating the insides of my legs with a shameless sheen. My tail flicked irritably, swishing through the dust-laden air as I fought against the urges clawing their way to the surface. My sex twitched in need, throbbing with a demanding pulse that echoed the rapid beat of my heart.

"Maybe just a quicky," the words slipped from my lips like traitors, my voice husky with lust. It was a lie we both knew I'd tell myself, just to justify what I was about to do. With a firm grip on the rope, I guided Josh downwards, adjusting his position so that his member was at just the right height for my eager mouth.

"Just a taste," I murmured, my voice husky with anticipation. Slowly, teasingly, I wrapped my lips around the swollen tip of his cock.

Josh's body writhed in response to the sensation, his powerful muscles straining against the thick straps that held him captive. His primal instincts screamed at him to take control, to dominate as nature intended. But he was upside down and bound hand and foot - completely at my mercy.

I felt a surge of power wash over me as I realized that I held complete control over this magnificent creature. His pleasure was in my paws- or rather in my mouth - and I intended to make full use of it. As I quickened my pace, taking more of him into my mouth with each bob of my head, Josh's struggles grew more frantic under the relentless assault of pleasure.

His tail thrashed wildly behind him as he fought against his restraints, but there was no escape from the sweet torment I inflicted upon him. The sight of this powerful predator reduced to such a state only served to fuel my desire further and soon enough, every inch of his pulsating length was engulfed by the warm wetness of my mouth.

In his inverted position, I was presented with the unique view of his pulsating balls, as they churned and twitched to produce a steady trickle of pre-cum that was soon to felt on my eager tongue. The sight was more than just arousing; it was an inferno igniting my deepest desires.

As I continued to lavish my attentions on Josh, the taste of him - raw and earthy - sparked a new surge of arousal that painted blush across my cheeks. His thick cock filled my mouth, forcing me to stretch my jaws wide to accommodate his girth. I could feel every inch of him pulsating against my tongue, each throbbing vein adding another wave of sensory pleasure to the potent cocktail.

I let out a low growl against his swollen member, my hot breath sending shivers down his spine. He bucked against the restraints, trying to move closer to me, but I had him firmly in my grip. His hips bucked uncontrollably as I traced my tongue along his hardened shaft, teasing and tormenting him with each stroke.

My fingers traced the fine fur along his inner thighs then down towards his throbbing balls. They were tight against his body, heavy with what would come next. A bold stroke caressed them, eliciting a growl from Josh that vibrated through the barn walls.

I let go of his hardness momentarily only to see it bob in anticipation; throbbing with need as a pearl-sized bead of pre-cum oozing from its swollen tip. With a devilish smirk, I darted out my tongue, teasing that droplet until it stretched into a thin string that connected him and me before severing with an obscene snap.

“Can't have you coming so soon," I mused aloud, trailing soft kisses along the underside of his erection before finally taking him back within the warm cavern of my mouth. A low moan escaped from Josh's lips at this renewed onslaught as I began bobbing my head once again.

This time though, it was not just about pleasing him but also about my own pleasure. One paw continued to play with his balls while the other slid down between my own legs. The touch there, against my slick folds sent a jolt of pleasure through me and I bucked involuntarily against my own fingers.

Not wanting to lose the rhythm, I kept up the pace, burying him deeper into my throat each time I bobbed, all while I rubbed myself in circles much akin to the rhythm of our sensuous dance.

I could feel myself teetering on the precipice; every lick and suck brought me closer to sweet release as I continued pleasuring him. His pre-cum tasted like ambrosia on my tongue - a potent aphrodisiac that had me yearning for more even as I reveled in the decadent pleasure it provided.

Lost in the intense throes of passion, I was completely oblivious to Annie's movements as she picked herself up from the floor and gracefully made her way towards us. It wasn't until our eyes met that I even noticed her presence. We held each other's gaze for a moment before I gave her a slow nod - an unspoken invitation for her to join in on our erotic dance. Returning my focus to Josh, I couldn't help but watch through hooded eyes as Annie sauntered around him, her lynx tail flicking with anticipation like a wild animal stalking its prey.

With a firm grip on his muscular lion haunches, she parted his firm ass cheeks and introduced her long tongue to his quivering entrance. Josh rumbled out a moan that vibrated against my lips as he felt himself being explored for the first time.

Annie's fingers joined her tongue, probing and teasing Josh's sensitive rim, causing him to twitch and shudder against me. The sensation of his pulsating member in my mouth became more pronounced, throbbing rapidly against my tongue. It was clear he was teetering on the edge of ecstasy; I could taste his impending climax simmering just beneath the surface.

My gaze was locked onto his heavy, pendulous balls as they began to quiver with an accelerating rhythm. Suddenly, they ceased their dance and pulled taut against his firm body. The veins on his throbbing cock bulged prominently, pulsing within the warm confines of my mouth. I tightened my lips around him in anticipation, ready to receive the offering from this insatiable lion.

With a guttural growl that resonated deep within his chest, he released himself into me. His hot seed exploded in a torrential downpour against the back of my throat with a resounding " splat ," causing me to choke momentarily on its sheer volume.

Reactively, I jerked back from his spasming member, attempting to swallow what I could of his hot seed. However, some escaped past my lips and dribbled down my chin and chest in thick rivulets, pooling atop my breasts with a wet " plop."

Without missing a beat, Annie moved forward to take my place at Josh's still quivering meat. She wrapped her lips around him eagerly attempting to handle the remnants of his massive load. But she too was overwhelmed by its abundance and gagged slightly as it splashed against her throat with another wet " splat."

Annie's body recoiled in a swift, jerking motion just as Josh's twitching lionhood erupted violently in the open air. A thick, wet load of his cub cream splattered across both of our faces, leaving a sticky mess in its wake. Annie's expression was a mix of unbridled desire and fierce determination, her eyes locking onto mine with an intense gaze. I met her stare with equal fervor, our silent nodding confirming the unspoken challenge - it was time for the fun to begin.

Without wasting another second, I unsheathed my claws and sliced through the rope that bound Josh, sending him tumbling to the ground. His fall was cushioned by the hay beneath him. Annie acted swiftly, rolling the massive lion onto his back before he had any chance to recover. She straddled his muscular form, positioning herself so that his thick lionhood rested snugly between her ample cheeks.

I shifted my weight, straddling Josh's face with my back arched towards Annie. My hot, slick folds pressed eagerly against his broad snout, and I let out a guttural moan as his skilled tongue explored every inch of my throbbing pussy, still tingling from our previous encounter.

The fight in Josh's eyes dimmed as he surrendered to his fate; the straps that held him down were unyielding, his struggles futile. The once powerful lion was now nothing more than a living sex toy for us to use at our leisure. His sleek black and gold fur glistened under the room's soft lighting, muscles rippling beneath the surface with each futile attempt to break free.

His tail twitched in frustration, its whip-like end snapping against the ground. A growl rumbled deep within his chest, but it was quickly muffled by my damp folds pressing insistently against his muzzle. His piercing yellow eyes stared up at me, filled not just with primal hunger but also with a hint of resignation.

Annie and I exchanged a knowing look over him, her ears twitching in anticipation. Her small breasts rose and fell with her shallow breaths, nipples hardening beneath her tattered tank top as she watched Josh's struggles cease.

In this moment, we had conquered the untamed beast - reducing him to a mere object for our pleasure. The realization filled me with another surge of desire as I ground my hips onto his face in a rhythm that matched the pounding of my heart. My eyes were fixated on Annie, who was slowly lowering herself onto Josh's thick member.

My eyes were riveted to the obscene spectacle of Josh's massive cock, a monstrous beast of a thing, burrowing its way up Annie's thoroughly fucked cunt. The sight was as mesmerizing as it was hot, his shaft so thick and long it left a visible bulge in her belly each time she impaled herself on him. With every downward thrust, her body bounced wildly, a symphony of raw carnal pleasure that echoed through our shared ecstasy. Beneath us, Josh rumbled in broken satisfaction as we used his body for our pleasure.

"Oh, fuck!" Annie's words were a strangled moan atop the primal bulk of Josh. The lewd squelch-squelch echoed against her walls, a wet and obscene soundtrack to his thick cum being pumped into her. Her lithe body jerked and shuddered atop him, convulsing in wave after wave of raw pleasure as she was filled to the brim.

The sight of my sister being fucked full of kitten batter sent an electric surge of arousal coursing through me, pushing me over the edge. My climax was a cataclysmic eruption on Josh's face, soaking him in my pussy nectar with a satisfying splatter.

Our panting echoed in the room, mingling with the residual roars of the lion beneath us. We both knew Josh's recovery time - it was a matter of mere seconds rather than drawn-out minutes. As the intoxicating waves of ecstasy began to ebb, we stayed intertwined, basking in the post-orgasmic bliss that still held us captive.

Annie slumped onto Josh's broad chest, her petite body twitching sporadically from the aftershocks of her climax. Her lynx ears flattened against her head as she purred softly, surrendering to the comforting rhythm of his heartbeat.

On my end, I slid off his face and nestled into his side. His heart pounded like a wild drum against my cheek, matching the tempo of our shared breaths. The warmth radiating from his sleek fur was a welcome contrast to the cool air on my fur.

This was but a brief interlude in our dance of desire; we both knew that Josh would soon be ready for another round. But for now, we reveled in this momentary reprieve, catching our breaths before diving back into the whirlpool of raw passion and primal lust.

"Come on, Sis, let me teach you the fine art of cock-riding," I teased my sister, flashing her a wicked grin that revealed my sharp fangs as I paired myself for the next round.

She nodded and yanked herself free from the lion's fat member, his barbed shaft scraping against her inner walls and dragging a thick trail of his creamy seed from her well-fucked cunt. With a groan of effort and a flick of her tail, she rose to her feet and began to switch places with me.

I perched atop Josh's muscular hips, feeling the twitch of his semi-hard member against my heated mound. His seed was still leaking out in thick, creamy spurts. Annie claimed my spot over his face, the muzzle of this powerful Lion nudging into her drenched sex. The mingling juices from all three of us coated his rough tongue, creating a lewd cocktail of our shared debauchery.

With a firm grip, I manipulated his semi-rigid shaft against my slick mound, his tantalizing ridges grazing the exterior of my pussy as I coaxed him back to full mast. Meanwhile, Annie was fervently grinding against his face, her soft whimpers intermingling with Josh's.

It wasn't long before his member stood at attention once more, undoubtedly due to Dr. K's miraculous drug. I made a mental note to thank the Ratkin when all of this was over and done with. But for now, I pushed that thought to the back of my mind and focused on the present moment. And at this very moment, I had a fat cock awaiting my attention.

With a sultry smirk, I hoisted myself atop my Lion. “this is called the Asian Cowgirl, watch closely." I said moving slowly so my sister could follow my movements. My thighs flexed with purpose as I straddled his hip form, positioning myself over his hungry length.

"This is how you earn a ring," I said, my voice laced with teasing mischief.

I lowered myself onto his thick cock with practiced ease, my cunt greedily swallowing the entirety of his barbed length. Each ridge and bump on his hard shaft stretched me wide, sending electrifying jolts of pleasure rippling through my body. The sensation was so intense it made my head spin; stars exploded behind my eyes in a raw symphony of ecstasy.

As I began to undulate atop Josh, our bodies discovered harmony almost instantaneously. My hips swayed in perfect sync with his potent bucks, crafting an intimate ballet that was a mix of raw animalistic desire and wild lust. With every rise and fall, I took him completely - his thick cock disappearing entirely within me before reemerging as I ascended once more.

As I picked up my pace, my body was a blur of motion, riding Josh with a fervor that was borderline feral. The sensation of his lionhood inside me was intoxicating, driving me to push harder and faster. Each time I slammed down onto him, the force of our mateing sent shockwaves through us both. His deep-throated roars reverberated around the room, matching the frenzied tempo of our bodies crashing together. The resounding smack - smack-smack echo of his heavy balls slapping against my ass served as a metronome dictating our wild mating dance.

The sheer power behind each thrust pushed the mighty lion into the hay on the floor, leaving an imprint in its softness akin to a small crater. His golden eyes were wide with surprise and pleasure as he watched me take control, his muscular body pinned under mine in this erotic tussle for dominance.

My sister stood transfixed, her eyes wide with fascination as she watched me ride Josh like a feral animal in heat. Her own paws slid over her stiff clit, mirroring the rhythm of my strokes. She was lost in the moment, lost in the sensations that swept through her body like fire.

As I pressed my body against Josh's, I could feel the tremors coursing through him. Inside me, his swollen and rigid member pulsated with each movement. A needy cry of ecstasy escaped from him, reverberating through our joined forms and stirring a deep reaction within me.

His thick shaft throbbed and convulsed inside me, each retreat dragging his barbs across my sensitive inner walls. his blunt spikes grazed my depths in a manner that sparked waves of ecstasy rippling up my spine. His cick felt was a living entity within me, pulsating with the same hunger that had claimed us both.

But it was those barbs, those wonderfully torturous points of pleasure-pain, which truly made me see stars. With one final thrust, he bottomed out inside me, his 'love bumps' adding an extra dimension of delicious fullness as they raked through me with their intense texture.

The sensation was madding; it sent shivers of pleasure coursing through every nerve ending in my body. My claws dug into his broad shoulders as I surrendered to the exquisite agony of our shared climax.

Then came the moment we'd both been waiting for: His cock swelled even more inside me and with an animalistic growl, he unleashed his seed. Thick ropes of hot cum spurted deep within me, each jet more potent than the last. The sensation was overwhelming; it felt like a warm flood filling me up from within

As I pulled myself off Josh's throbbing member, my breath came in heavy pants. Our separation brought forth a torrent of sticky fluids, cascading down my legs and onto his glistening body. The dark fur that once covered him was now coated with a creamy white mixture of our combined juices. Annie soon took my place wanting to try out my modified version of cowgirl… it was going to be a long night…