Salis II

I had never heard of a malasadas but my god they are delicious. I was seated next to the Professor and Ilima who were chatting about something or other while I enjoyed a large malasadas. Hau and Lillie were sitting on another table adjacent to us. They were talking a little too quietly, I wouldn't be surprised if Luna were plotting against me or something, to be honest. Oh well, I always have time to be paranoid about my sister's evil schemes later, I gotta get something else outta the way first.

Popplio sat on the table in front of me, timidly nibbling a special pokémalasadas. I opened my bag and slipped my notebook out. I'd usually use my laptop exclusively over pen and paper, but for this particular task, it seemed more appropriate. Whenever I thought of a cute name, I made sure to note it down. In less than two days I had already compiled a list of twenty names or so. Some of them were good, others not so much.

"Hey Popplio , mind having a look at this for me?" I ask the Pokémon in front of me. I was hoping she would be a bit more confident after kicking the ass of them Team Skull jerks, but she was just as cautious as ever. I wonder if she trusted me yet. I guess apparently I didn't even trust my own sister yet. How could I expect Popplio to trust me? Dismissing the thought, I gesture towards the page in front of me.

"I've been trying to come up with a name for you," I gulp, slightly embarrassed out of fear of judgement. "I'll read through them, and you tell me what you think, okay?"

I point at the first name on the list. "Poppy?" She shakes her head. I cross the name out. "Evelyn?" She shakes her head. I cross the name out. "How about Lucian?" She shakes her head, the name is crossed out. "Michelle?" No. Crossed out. "Bubbles?" No. Crossed out. "Euripides" She laughs at that one. I cross it out. "Johanna?" No. I cross it out. We go through about a dozen more possible names, None of them seems to impress her very much, and it seemed she was going to go on without a name forever. I got to the last name on the list, already coming to terms with my failure. "Okay and my last name, Cookies." I begin to cross the name out before Popplio even moves, I'm shocked and almost drop the pen when Popplio gives a simple nod and smiles.

"Cookie? Really?" honestly it wouldn't have been my first choice, but I was happy to finally find something she was happy with. "Cookie? Yeah okay, Cookie!" We cuddle a bit and then finish our food. Afterwards, the Professor tells us that there's a festival later this evening, to honour Tapu Koko. Apparently, Luna, Hau and I were also expected to have a Pokémon battle during said festival! Great, another thing for me to worry about. We step outside, and I find myself wondering how Lillie is doing. I hope she's okay, maybe I should have insisted that I went with her. I like Lillie, but she confuses me a little bit. How can someone be both so timid and bold? Both reserved and scandalous? She truly is pretty baffling. From what little I know about her upbringing, it all sounds pretty weird. Her mom sounds like a control freak, and of course there's that whole incest thing she has going on with her broth—

"Hey bro!" Luna calls. "We're hitting up the shops, wanna come?"

"Shopping, with you?" I exaggerate an eye roll as much as physically possible, "I thought this was paradise, not hell."

"I'll come!" Ilima offers enthusiastically.

My twin flashes a cheesy smile, "It's a date."

"Great great! I can show you all of the best shops, there's this place that does the most gorgeous scarves." He and my sister then practically gallivant away, leaving the Professor, Hau and myself. The Professor soon dismisses himself, he needs to get back to Iki Town to help prepare for the festival. He also teases a surprise for us that he's working on. I don't like surprises, but I smile and tell him I'm looking forward to it. This is the first time I've been left alone with Hau, and I suddenly feel a little awkward.

"So wanna go train or something?" Hau asks casually.

"Yeah, yeah okay, let's go train," I reply, trying my best not to sound nervous.

Hau knows the area pretty well and tells me about a garden in the middle of Hau'oli city which is usually brimming with wild Pokémon. On the way, we made slightly stiff smalltalk.

"Have you named your Pokémon yet?" I ask. Rowlet is sitting on Hau's shoulder. The owl's head is rotated 180 degrees around, and he's watching me as we walk.

"I'm thinking of calling him Pepper. He's definitely peppy, dontcha think?"

"Yeah Pepper fits him pretty well from what I've seen. He really did hold his own in that battle earlier despite having that type advantage."

Hau rubs the back of his neck. "Yeah, glad I had Pikipek to finish 'em off too."

"I guess we'll be battling at the festival later huh?"

"Yep, that's right! That's why I thought we could sneak in some training now, I don't want you or Luna breaking my win streak after all!" Hau laughs quickly, and I can't help but smile. With that, we arrive at a red gate and a garden beyond. The patch of greeny looks right at home in the middle of the bustling seafront town. Pokémon can be heard scurrying around the area.

The awkwardness faded quickly as we trained our starter Pokémon. It seemed to be impossible to be uncomfortable around Hau. He must of been the most chilled out person I have ever met. He told me all about Alola; places we should go, things to do and Pokémon we should catch. There was a lot of cool Pokémon in this small area too; Abra, Magnemite and— was that a shiny Meowth?! I freaked out a little upon seeing the oddly looking feline. Unlike mom's Meowth, and every other Meowth I had seen before, this one was a light bluish-grey instead of that creamy colour. Hau practically fell over in laughter in response to my reaction. Apparently, that's a species of Meowth only found here in Alola, and they're pretty common at that. I blush and feel the awkwardness returning, but Hau shrugs and says it's a common mistake, hell he had never even seen a "Kantonian" Meowth in person before.

I was tempted to try and catch a Pokémon, but I had precious few pokéballs and had not yet won any money to buy more. The only Pokémon I did attempt to capture was an Abra, who broke out and teleported away without even a wiggle. Hau was sticking to his two Pokémon for now too. Apparently, only one was allowed in the battle tonight anyway. Cooking was doing pretty well defeating the wild Pokémon, but at this point, she was at a considerably higher level than them. Rowlet was showing off too, unafraid to unleash his superior strength in a flurry of razor leaves. Cookie learned a new move, aqua jet. She smiled with glee as she throws herself through a torrent of water at unrivalled speed and elegance. Perhaps she'll make a fighter one day...

Over an hour later, we decided it was time to head back to Iki Town for the festival. First, we visited the Pokémon Center to heal our Pokémon. Cookie had grown much stronger in such a short time, maybe I actually stand a chance in the battle. I tell myself that I don't care if I win or lose, but part of me would really love to thrash Luna. Her Litten may be more overtly powerful than Cookie, but I'll show her that power isn't everything. Or not, who knows exactly how things are going to play out.

We stepped out the Pokécenter, Hau walking a few paces in front of me. He was chatting about something or other, so he was entirely oblivious to the chaos charging down the street. A bull Pokémon is barreling its way down the road and heading right for us. Thinking fast, I grab Hau by the hem of his shirt and harshly yank him back onto the pavement alongside me. The Pokémon charges past seconds later, shortly followed by an exhausted-looking yet surprisingly fast Hala. Hau is bewildered for a moment, before taking a deep breath and laughing to release the tension.

"Thanks," he says, breathlessly. "Looks like papa's Tauros is running amok again. He sometimes gets agitated when there are lots of people around." Hau rubs the back of his neck and then pretends he didn't almost just get ran over by a charging bull. Fair enough.

We met up with Ilima and Luna on the way out of town. They were in a good mood; both chucking to some unspoken inside joke. Luna was wearing a new outfit, a cute blue tank top.

"Nice top!" Hau said enthusiastically in a way of greeting.

"Thanks," Luna replies with a grin, "you ready for the battle?"

"Heck yes I'm ready," Hau proclaimed with a fist pump.

The two continued their banter during the walk to Iki Town, I stayed mostly quiet. I just enjoyed watching Litten and Popplio play in the warm amber glow of the setting sun. I'm glad the two of them got along well, like Luna and I I guess. Despite the disturbing sort of rivalry we have going on, my sister and I have always got along. We hardly fought when we were younger, we always seemed to be on the same side. In school, she always acted like a big sister to me despite us being the same age. I've always been pretty shy, and she was the outgoing one.

Iki town looked amazing! Tiki torches lined the streets underneath a crisscross of banners and wind chimes. Nobody else seemed to be appreciating the exterior decorating talent on display; Luna and Hau were too busy making pre-fight boasts. The streets were packed with people. There must have been more people out on the streets today than the entire population of this town. I didn't really do crowds, but it was nice to be in a group. We grabbed some drinks, stood around and just enjoyed the festival atmosphere. A tired looking Hau showed up eventually, having calmed down his raging Tauros. At his signal, it was time for the traditional battle to begin, a little bit later than planned.

We were beckoned over to the same wooden decking where we had received our starter Pokémon. The crowd gathered around the well-lit platform, all eyes were on us. Kahuna Hala introduced us to the audience. Afterwards, in honour of Tapu Koko, the battles began.

The first battle was between Hau and me. We stepped up to the plate and awaited the signal.

"Salis! Hau! By the traditions of Melemele island, your Island Trial officially begins! The best way to celebrate the start of a journey is with a Pokémon battle of course. One Pokémon each. The battle ends when either Pokemon is unable to battle. And with that, let the fight begin!"

Rowlet hopped off Hau's shoulder and gambolled across the wooden decking into the centre of the arena. Cookie didn't have a fancy entrance planned, so she just trudged forward in acknowledgement of the battle beginning. Rowlet fluttered ahead in a flurry of feathers. I was aware that one critical hit from a super effective attack could knock out poor Cookie. While we were training earlier, I made sure to memorise Rowlet's moveset. Tackle, growl, peck and razor leaf. The attack that concerned me the most was, of course, was razor leaf.

Not missing a beat, Hau commands Rowlet to use razor leaf, but I direct Cookie to dodge before the words even left Hau's mouth. Rowlet paused it's approach to flap his wings and unleash a torrent of spiky leaves. Cookie is well out of the way of the attack and returns fire with her disarming voice. The sound is almost impossible to dodge, and Rowlet visibly quivers due to the high-pitched singsongy notes. Okay good! Good start! The crowd cheers as the counterattack hits. I was right, everyone does love an underdog.

The two Pokémon manoeuvred around each other, dodging one another's attacks. Again the flurry of leaves came, but this time Cookie was too slow. The razor leaf battered Cookie to the ground, hitting her hard. The crowd cheered as she collapsed forward, splaying her front paws forward across the wooden ground. Rowlet squawked with glee, fluttered backwards and turned to face the group. With a sweeping bow, he met his adoring audience, Soaking in his 60 seconds of fame, Rowlet didn't notice the sea lion creeping towards him. When Rowlet finally turned his head 180 degrees to look behind him, it was too late. Bursting forward in a torrent of water, Popplio slammed into him hard enough to fling him off the stage and into the audience. Rowlet was unable to battle. The fickle crowd went wild with the unexpected turnabout. Cookie, suddenly aware of all the attention she was getting, sly removed herself from centre stage and approached me.

"You did great Cookie! Well done!" I exclaimed with a smile on my face. Hau and I shook hands and removed ourselves from the stage. Hau was as friendly and pleasant as ever, the loss didn't even phase him. We went to one end of the stage to have our Pokémon healed, and I was told to step off while Hau stayed in. I think both Cookie and I were relieved to remove ourselves from the centre of attention. Mom greeted me and congratulated us on our victory, and we went to get some street food before the next bout. I told mom what I had done today (obviously I left out the handjob from Lillie), I was eating something called shave ice, which as far as I could figure out was basically syrupy ice when the second fight began.

Hala announced the fight. Luna vs Hau, Litten vs Rowlet. I could tell that Luna wasn't going to lose for a second time today. The match was over in an instance. Rowlet unleashed his usual torrent of leaves, but Luna commanded Litten to run straight through them. The attack hit of course, but it was not very effective, so Litten was hardly slowed down. At Luna's command, Litten's mouth began to sear with flames: the battle was over in one fiery chomp. There was nothing Rowlet could do to defend against the fire fang, and thus he was unable to battle. Luna looked smug, and she took a bow for the crowd. Hau rubbed the back of his neck with his hand and smiled. They approached, scooped up their Pokémon, and took them to get healed up.

Before I knew it, Luna was dragging me up on stage for the third and final battle. Alright, I took a deep breath. I defeated Hau against the odds right? Luna should be no problem. Hala gave the same introduction, but emphasised that this was the final round. A prayer began dedicated to Tapu Koko, asking him to protect the people and Pokemon of Melemele Island.

And with that, the battle begins. Cookie, who's at my side, strides forward, hoping to get it over with. Luna gives no command to Litten. Instead, she tosses out a pokéball.

Out of the red blur comes the instantly recognisable shape of Bulbasaur, one of the starter Pokémon back in Kanto.

"What! How?" I ask, jaw dropping.

Luna smirks, with an almost impalpable level of smugness.

"Did you really think Ilima and I spent all them hours shopping? Oh no, not at all! After we had hit up a few shops, I had him show me all the best training spots on Route 2. He showed me something else as well. The Pokédex of this region has a rather nifty feature, Island Scan. He used his Pokédex to scan for any nearby rare Pokémon. Just my luck, a wild Bulbasaur happened to be nearby!"

Well, this was annoying. Back in Kanto Bulbasaur was always my favourite starter! Luna was all over Charmander of course. I stalled a bit longer while I thought this through.

"How'd you catch him?" I ask.

"We bought pokéballs of course, Salis, Kinda the basics of being a trainer there. Buddy didn't need much convincing to join my team though, we instantly became friends!"

Alright, let's see here. "Buddy" really was a perfect counter. As a grass and poison type, Neither of Cookie's strongest moves were very effective. I can also expect Buddy to have poison and sleep powder, so I'll have to be careful not to—

"Buddy, use sleep powder!" Luna instructs.

Cookie doesn't have time to dodge, and the sparkly powder gentle descends down around her. She yawns, takes a few steps forward, and slumps peaceful down to the ground. Well shit ermm, well now I can just—

"Buddy, vine whip!" Luna commands.

Oh, come on that's just brutal. The sleeping Popplio is whacked square on with the super effective attack, Luckily, Cookie wakes up. Alrighty, now I—

"Buddy, use sleeping powder!" Luna commands again, with a laugh.

"Cookie, aqua jet upwards!" I say, without thinking about it too much.

Cookie follows the instruction and shoots up into the air. The sparkly powder is brushed off to the side by the blast of water. Now that Cookie was several meters off the ground, I realised that I should have planned ahead.

"Use pound Cookie!" I announce. I raise my arm and point and put much more convention into the words than I actually feel.

"Vine whip Buddy, again!" Luna doesn't miss a beat and mirrors my same pointing gesture. Cookie, who is currently stylishly falling into Buddy, is exceptionally vulnerable to the incoming vines. The tendrils brutally slap Cookie in the side, sending her flying off trajectory and plummeting into the ground, Unsurprisingly, Cookie was unable to battle.

After our Pokémon are healed up, we shake hands, and Luna pulls me into a hug. She looks terribly proud of herself, but I guess I'll let her have her moment. In general, I'm not a competitive person, but I can't help seeing my twin as a rival. I'll just have to train hard for next time. The rest of the festival goes by in a blur, it was a lot of fun though. Luna was slightly more modest about beating both Hau and me in such a spectacular fashion that I expected. By the time we're done it's a bit late to head down the hill back to our house, so we stay over with Hau and Hala. They have plenty of spare rooms. I'm tired and basically drop to sleep straight away. I have one of them dreams. It's pleasant as always, this one featuring Lillie or Luna or some monstrous amalgamation of the two doing certain things to me.

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Hau knocks on my door to provide a wakeup call far too early for my liking. Okay maybe it was like noon, but who knows what time I actually went to bed this morning. Together with Cookie, we get up, and we discuss today's plans over breakfast. Professor Kukui has a surprise for us and wants us down the lab as soon as possible. So after the meal, we grogged through the morning routine until we were ready to head to the lab. Professor Kukui met us on the beach and seemed super excited about what he had to show us. We enter his lab. Lillie had taken me here the night I arrived, but this was Luna's first time in the laboratory I think. We had a look around, missing out the attic area but instead heading down to the basement. There was a training area down here and professor Kukui's desk. I was happy to see Lillie, she had arrived back here safe and sound. I'll have to ask her what happened with Tapu Koko later.

"Here they are," Kukui announces, withdrawing some things from his desk drawer. They look different from usual, but I recognise them straight away.

"A Pokédex!" Luna says with glee. At least in Kanto, being given a Pokédex by a Pokémon professor is kinda the official start of your Pokémon adventure.

"Yes, it's a present for you all," the Professor says, "but there's one more thing." Professor types on his keyboard for a few seconds before hitting enter. Suddenly, the lights begin to flash. Three strange looking Pokémon zip out, shooting back and forth through the air.

"Rotoms, it's time! Get in the Rotomdex if you please," the Professor says. With an electronic giggle, the Rotoms zap through the air and into the Pokédexs.

The Pokédex almost jumped out my sister's hands as it blinked to life. "What— what's going on?" she asked.

"There's a Rotom, in your Pokédex. Booyah, Rotomdex," Kukui replied without really explaining anything.

The screen blinked in my hand, and a pair of eyeballs appeared.

"Nice to meet you, my name is Rotom," the dex buzzed.

"Did— did the Pokédex just speak to me," I ask.

"Yeah Salis, you see that right there is a new experimental version of the Pokédex it's called a—"

"Rotomdex!" Rotom interrupted, "I get to live inside this comfy device and go on your journey with you. In exchange, I'll analysis encounters and snap pictures."

"Wow! Nice to meet you Rotom."

We spend almost an hour at the professor's lab just getting used to the new Pokédex. It's strange being able to have a conversation with a Pokémon and it shocked me how overtly intelligent Rotom was. We have our Rotoms scan all of our Pokémon and listen to the interesting Pokédex entries. It's nice hanging out. I'm dying to ask Lillie about her journey to meet the guardian Pokémon, but that'll have to wait until we're alone or everyone else is in the loop. Luna also announces Litten's new name, Kevin. Yes, Kevin.

We say goodbye to the Professor and head back to Hau'oli City. We've got a full day's training ahead of us, to prepare for our first Island Challenge trial. I'm chatting with Hau when I see Lillie fall in step with Luna.

"Hey," she says quietly, but just loud enough for me to hear.

I'm looking at the back of Luna's head, so I just imagine her eyes narrowing suspiciously.

"Hello," Luna replied coldly.

"I don't think you like me very much," Lillie says shyly.

"Well errr..." my sister trails off.

"Well, I'm sorry. I— I mean I wasn't trying to be passive aggressive or anything! I'm— I'm just a little scared of you." Lillie laughs nervously.

Luna apparently does not quite know what to say. "Well it's fine," she says coyly.

"So look, I got you a gift. A peace offering." Lillie opens her hand revealing a Z-Ring. "I happened upon a Sparkling Stone, so I had Hala craft it into a ring for you. It'll allow you to use Z-Moves."

Luna takes the ring and pulls Lillie into a hug. Lillie's face goes bright red. "Thanks," Luna says simply.

Lillie takes a deep breath. "Also I should tell you and Hau what's up."

We grab some ice cream and take a seat in the park. Lillie places her duffle bag on her lap.

"So after a long chain of events, I had a run in with a Pokémon," Lillie begins. She unzips her bag and releases Nebby. Luna's eyes glimmer with fascination. Hau takes out his Rotomdex and scans the Pokémon. Rotomdex is a little confused and reports it as unidentified.

"His name is Nebby, his species is a Cosmog, he's a psychic typed Legendary Pokémon," Lillie states matter of factly. Hau breaths out about a bazillion questions, so Lillie just continues. "He's somehow tied to the Island Guardians I think. I took him to Professor Kukui so we could do some research. Nebby has some kind of destiny, a prophecy I think. I've decided I need to take Nebby to meet each Guardian at their shrine."

"Oh okay, so you're gonna come with us as we complete our Island Challenge?" Hau asks, taking everything in his stride.

Lillie nods. "Yes. But—" she seems hesitant. Nebby squeals happily as he bobs around before she continues. "Some bad people are after Nebby. That's why I've been keeping him hidden from everyone. So far the only people who know about him are the Professor, Hala and Salis."

Luna raises an eyebrow at me. "You knew about this?" she says in acquisition.

I rub the back of my neck, not dissimilar to what Hau is alway doing, "Yes but only by accident! When we first arrived on the island do you remember when we went to look for Hala? I followed the path up to the Shrine and ran into Lillie there. As it happens, Nebby was in trouble, so I stepped in to help out. That's when Tapu Koko appeared and gave me the Sparkling Stone."

"You've been keeping secrets from me—" Luna begins, before being cut off by Lillie.

"Yes he was, but only because I asked him to! He had to convince me to trust you with this secret in the café yesterday. The people who are after Nebby have a lot of reach, and it could be nasty if they get him. I didn't know who to trust... but, but I trust you."

Luna groans in defeat. "Huh okay. Thanks. What now?"

"Yesterday after we had lunch I went to see Tapu Koko again, that's where I got your Sparkling Stone from. He showed me a painting too." Lillie flicks through a book before turning to show us a page. Between a crudely drawn sun and a crudely drawn moon, there's an outline of a Cosmog. Below are some music notes.

"Huh," Luna says after inspecting the diagram for a second. "Salis and I were named after the sun and the moon. What a weird coincidence."

We spend the rest of the day training and chatting about what all this could mean. By the end of it, a much more confident Cookie is ready for her first Island Challenge. Ilima brings us some snacks part way through the day and invites us to stay the night at his family's home in town. We accept gratefully, although he warns us that Luna and I will have to share a bed double bed. Luna reassures him that we're used to this being twins and all.

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And so we arrive at Ilima's house. It's nice. It's safe to say that his family are not hurting for cash. His parents are kind enough, but we're pretty tired from training and quickly retire to our room for the night.

I'm in bed on my computer, trying to keep in touch with some friends back in Kanto, when my sister having showered and got changed. We play with our Pokémon before they both settle at the end of the bed.

"Hey Sal..." my sister says.

I look at her cautiously, trying to figure out her game.

"No game," she says, apparently reading my mind. She splays her hands and tries to look as sincere as possible.

"Okay... what's on your mind," I reply, not putting my guard down quite yet.

"Look. I know we've always got this kinda sibling rivalry thing going on. It's cute, fun even. But ultimately, we're always on the same side right?"

I hesitate but reply, "Yes of course."

"When it really comes down to it, we will always be on the same side. We can be completely honest with each other. There's no need for us to be distrustful or awkward or jealous or whatever. Agreed?"

"Agreed." We just sit in silence for a few minutes. "So erm, what was your point with all this?"

"Oh... oh yeah. Well since we're on this journey, we'll probably be sharing a room a lot right? If I were here by myself right now, I'd probably be masturbating..."

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"What— what?" I splutter. Well, this is quite the turn of events. My sister masturbates?

"Well yeah. You would be too right? We both know that each other masturbate right?"

"Yeah. Yes. Right."

Luna laughs. "Well, this is going about as well as I coulda hoped. I'm sorry if this is a bit weird."

There's a bit of a pause before I reply. "Yeah, just a tad weird. So are you saying we should..."

"Honestly I'm just horny as hell. I don't wanna have to be all sneaky about it whenever I wanna masturbate, but we're sharing a room. And hey, if I want to invite a boy over so I need ya outta my hair, I wanna just be direct about it ya know? And hey, I'll give you the same liberties of course. We can masturbate together if you'd like. We're twins, there's really no need for us to be awkward about it."

My face is probably bright red and my voice cracks as I ask "right now?"

"Sure right now if you'd like."

I take a deep breath. "Alright, I see what you're saying. There's really no point in hiding these kinda things from each other all the time. I'm glad you brought it up... I would have been too scared too."

"You never need to be scared of talking to me about anything, okay Sal?"

"Okay, Sis. So— how should we start?"

"How about you use that laptop of yours, navigate to your secret porn stash and find us something good to watch?"

I blink several times and resist the urge to hide under the covers. "You know about that folder?!"

Luna laughs sympathetically. "Oh yeah. I found it half a year ago. Remember all the times I asked to borrow your laptop?"

"Yes..."

She smirks.

"Gross..." I reply.

"You have excellent taste in porn by the way."

"Thank you?"

"I'm happy to finally lay all my cards on the table. Are you?"

"Yeah, I guess." As a sign of trust, I click through to my porn folder and start browsing the categories. Out the corner of my eye, I see Luna repositioning her body underneath the covers.

"Can we go with some Pokémon on human?"

"Sure." I click through the folder and scroll down a list of videos. "Eevee?"

"Hell yes."

I play the video and shift the laptop, so it's between the two of us. I can't quite believe we're doing this. I can already see Luna's hand moving gently beneath the covers. She stifles a gasp. The porno shows an Eevee desperately pawing at a man's trousers, trying to pull them down. The man laughs and unzips his flies.

"So full disclosure time?" Luna asks, even as her hand moves between her legs.

"Sure," I say. I pull my pyjamas down and grasp my semi.

"I'll go first. I've been fucking the family cat for months."

"That's why Meowth always slept in your room?! I thought he just prefered you...."

"Well, I'm sure he does anyway!"

The pornstar's oversized schlong is released from his underwear, and the Eevee licks her lips eagerly. I rub at my not-so-oversized-schlong. I feel the need to try and one up my sister with my own sexual exploits.

"Lillie and I kinda have a thing going. I went home with her after we received our starters and she blew me."

Luna seems generally surprised. "Oh wow! I didn't know my brother was such a player! Good for you lil' bro."

"Okay, your turn." I stop beating around the bush and start actually jacking off. From the fapping sounds, it seemed that Luna was comfortable enough over the other side of the bed.

"Well not trying to one-up you or anything.... But that same night I kinda had a threesome with Kevin and Meowth."

"Of course you did. You and your Litten fucked the day you met?" I eyed the cat Pokémon across the bed who just grinned at me.

"Well, you fooled around with Lillie the day you met right?"

"Okay touché." On the screen, the Eevee was getting a mouthful of human meat. The man was rough with her, and she loved it. Watching porn with my sister was pretty weird, but who cares, it felt good.

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