Keeping The Forest Happy

"Thanks for the good time..." A loud \*shlick\* filled a clearing within a forest small enough to be a manor's backyard unattended by a ground's keeper, separated by a rocky terrain where humans were camped out waiting for some adventure to drift by....

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Being Rich Doesn't Beat Getting Laid

Rastaban Ruins always looked like a pile of rocks surrounding a big hole in the middle of the woodlands, and it was supposed to stay that way with its sole occupant caring not for outside invitation from guests they didn't want to have. They preferred...

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Tuck's Probation(And How He Almost Got Fired)

Tuck's really in a bad spot right now... "And for the last time, no sex with the dropoff managers! If I get one more call that you "bribed" your way out of a late delivery, I'll have you flat on your ass! Do I make myself clear!?" "Y-yes...

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No, It Was Sex Deprivation

Your demon friend has definitely grown to liking you, or at least you hope they do. You've been playing with them for a good week or so, bringing them out as soon as the sun was past the horizon and letting them have their fun before you took control....

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When The Sheep Comes Riding

Sleep comes scarce when you're somewhat known in a city where sex has to be kept behind locked doors or one faces an automatic twenty years in the slammer. Parker knows that for certain but that doesn't stop him from still heading outside in nothing...

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Big 'R Bust!

An alarm blared out in a bedroom, someone's blankets hunched up like someone tried to pitch a tent within the sheets as a means to indoor camp for the sensation of being outside without the outside. But eventually, the tent moved along with a...

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Silicone? I have a Duraludon-do!

"NO!" "C'mon....~! Your friends already had a turn!" "That's them, not me! You knew what I was asking for, you weirdo!" "Naw, you knew what I wanted. Why else did you come to Big Papa for some fun~?" "STOP CALLING YOURSELF THAT!" Now what could...

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What Data Never Tells You

There's been rumors that a Magnezone impregnated a human woman, and the world broke into a myriad of degenerate chatter that always started back on the how of the situation. The story of how people heard about it changed with every retelling, ranging...

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A Crabominable's Dilemma

"Welcome all to Pokemon Nymphomaniac Therapy. I am Glyphric, the Medicham, but you can call me Mr. G. Today we will be introducing each other and allowing us to feel a little less isolated with our problematic burdens without trivializing the severity...

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An Old Fart's Best Breeze

The sun began to rise from the horizon, bathing neighborhoods and the woodlands alike with its enriching presence. All those who had yet to wake enjoyed the newfound warmth that filled their habitats and rooms while they teetered between the dream...

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When You Love Muscles So Much

It might be cruel to think that an Alakazam manipulates gullible minds to their whim without a single forethought to the victims' consent, for they simply make for better agents of assistance to the world with their vast knowledge, rarely rivaled power...

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A Curious Salarian Is Dangerous

When a man explores the world of the internet, he expects to find the basics of his needs and curiously new things to either take in or ignore as he looks around for something to do. When a salarian gets on the Omni-Net, they explore every nook and...

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