Moon Knight Episode 6: What If... Taweret had Beaten Ammit Herself (SPOILERS)
Ammit towered over the Pyramids of Giza as her and Khonshu duked it out into the night. Taweret watched from her new Avatar Layla El-Faouly in bewilderment. What was she of all deities supposed to do to stop this? Then she remembered, she was the...
Puffy Poofy Kiwi and ze Ouchy Oofy Egg
Puffy-Poofy Kiwi's belly was growing, Poofy-Puffy Kiwi's belly was expanding, Puffy-Poofy Kiwi wa' gonna lay egg. "I gonna lay egg," Puffy-Poofy Kiwi announced to all her Puffy-Poofy Kiwi girlfriends at the Poofy Puffy Girlfriend Get...
Mickey Mouse in the Public Domain - Chapter 23
Oswald stood at the wheel watching with jaws agape the zombie of Carolyn Cow reforming, and figured, Why not do something about it? But first, he had to take in the status of his crew. It was not good, that one thing was for sure. The dark energy was...
The Serpent Curse - Prologue
FADE IN: ADVISORY CARD: This film is a work of fiction. The interpretations and speculations presented herein are merely a creative take on Biblical events, and is in no way intended to be substituted for Gospel Truth. Thank You. EXT. AUSTRALIAN...
Antler to Antler - Part 5 (Revised)
**A/N - Normally I don't like to revise work I've already published, but because the intent of Antler to Antler was as a screenplay which I have yet to produce, the original posting was always intended to be viewed as a draft rather than the finished...
Legend of the OmeletWings - Chapter 23: Negotiation
Queen Omelet was screaming; it was too much! She was never going to lay another egg again! She just wanted to die. Unfortunately, her screams couldn't be heard past her muzzle, and the only voice that could be heard from the Royal Bedroom were the...
A Friend Comes Out
Sydney could still remember the day her best friend had come out as part of the LGBT community, the confusion, the fear of losing her, all still fresh in her mind like it had happened yesterday. It was like any other day, Sydney and Saoirse were...
Antler to Antler - Part 5
EXT. FOREST - DAY Bracken stares at a tree truck. Shifting his hoof through the dirt, he charges. He collides with the trunk, RAMMING it again and again. Wood SPLINTERS, sweat rolls down his face. Finally, the trunk gives way, and the tree falls,...
Antler to Antler - Part 4
EXT. DEEP FOREST - DAY/FLASHBACK A young Bracken, and his FATHER walk through the forest. Bracken is skipping around, butting trees. Father walks through the trees elegantly. FATHER: Keep practicing young one. Only by overcoming your competition...
The Serpent Curse - Kiah Meets Critter
**An excerpt of my screenplay _The Serpent Curse_, essentially the teaser clip if it ever gets made.** EXT. AUSTRALIAN OUTBACK - DAWN Kiah's pupils shrink into focus as a sudden RUSTLE from the brush pulls her awake. She watches in snake vision,...
Mudkip Has a Bad Dream
Mudkip kicked his leg, he whimpered, he was reliving the moment when it all happened. The river was rising, he was stranded on the bank, he called for his mother, his father. They were coming, but the rain was fierce, lightning pierced the sky. His...
Prancer's Announcement
As the sleigh came in for a landing at the North Pole, the elves began unbridling the reindeer. "So, I was thinking," said Dancer, "We could all get together after this, and just hang out at the Elfen Tavern down the street." "Sounds good," Dasher...