Arson should be harder than this

"i'm sure we're inspiring for your character concepts," it riposted. "not one of my characters makes aol start-up sounds when they get a hard-on," he barbed. "yes, sir, that might betray complexity." "it's a hobby!"

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Wires Crossed for Christmas

Ladies and gentlefurs, may i present one of the strangest story/character concepts i've come up with to date! i really can't do it justice in a short description. this almost destroyed me, by the way.

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