The Ermine Princess

The ermine had a fine coat of snow-white fur and a long tail that hung down against the hip of her horse, which was just as pale as her.

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The Ermine Prince

"shouldn't we be using ermine musk instead?" i asked as they were pulling me to my feet. "that would make it too obvious!" janice scolded me.

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Passed Out In Daddy's Bed

"i, uh... think i accidentally kicked it off earlier," the stoat said after a few moments. and then, "sorry." deacon grunted, and pulled himself free of the stoat.

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The stop

The stoat rolled his eyes. "cameras? seriously?" "body cameras! so that we can..." he caught dan's glare and trailed off. "so you can?" the stoat prodded. "f-f-for evidence. we could --" "_evidence_?" civilians.

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The exclusive (Pledge Drive, Part 1)

The stoat's fingers found the zipper of her photographer's vest, tugging it down sharply.

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To the Stars

Kyle returned the stoat's gesture, unwilling to let go. wordlessly nodding the stoat's muzzle gave off the barest smile. kyle was thankful for the support even from a stranger.

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Technology That Lets You Fuck Yourself

The ermine jumped up and sprinted to the door. he hastily opened the door and was greeted by a bored-looking mailman. "laulu, is this correct?", the man asked him. the ermine nodded eagerly and replied: "yes, that's me!" "that's for you then."

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Trailer Trash

The stoat wisely advised. “i got her a bunch of that shit for christmas, and she complains how there’s not enough room in the cabinets.” he replied. the stoat grunted in reply.

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Matching donations (Plege Drive, Part 3)

_on the heels of "the exclusive" and "evening edition," sandra callaway offers the stoat danny hayes a trade.

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Months At Sea

The shirtless ermine said ripping the magazine from the polar bears paws.

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