Pokémon Schnapps/Tequila/Daiquiri Chapter 2
AN: Here's the second chapter, kinda late but better late than never. There were delays from the AGNPH drama and then normal life delays and my inability to get in the mood and just write. In any case if anyone has little jokes to put at the...
Into the Darkness: Chapter Three
I looked down at my uniform, and sighed. I took my boot off the kid, and slung my SAW on my back. I reached down and helped him up, and nodded to him. "Sorry about that. Being a soldier gets you nothing anymore these days. I've been shot at by humans...
Mass Retard Effect -Day 2-
The enemy was....... Master Cheif!? "Ha ha, look at that stupid bweiner Cortana!" MC yelled to his smexy companion Cortana. "Haha Rofl this fgt gon get h1s ass kiked LoL!" Cortana yelled, flailing her arms around more than Elmo does in a whole season...
Mass Retard Effect -Day 1-
Shephard..... The Galaxys finest hero... Is now (rudely interupted by shephard, who is currently shitting his ass off) "Shephard, you are a dumb retard. Get out of this story..." The narrator says, tired of Shephard's constant bullshit. Shephard looks...
The Good Die Young - Preface
In it there will be: death people with and without fur no-yiff magic attempts at humor no-yiff violence monsters no-yiff something you could show your grandkids without there being (severe) legal repercussions emo moments if you enjoy at least three of those
Chapter 5 - Secrets Revealed (Part 1)
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It was only three days now until Dante was going to play his next soccer game with his new team. It was training today for the...
Chapter 4 - Training
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Attention!" someone yelled and Dante woke with a fright; snorting a little as he inhaled again. A little shaken, Dante looked...
Smoke - By Nathan Iverson
**SMOKE** By Nathan Glen Iverson The smoke rose from my lips, dancing in the pale yellow light that emitted over my desk, until it finally dispersed into the farther reaches of my bare apartment, save for the lone couch that I spent many forlorn...
Wren Ch 3
Wren giggled, finding lance's reaction very humorous. "i'm glad you like them." she said. "i hand picked them myself."
The Patchwork Soldier part VII
_WHAM!_ Somethinglike an old-fashioned freight train slammed into the _Nautilus_. "_What happened?"_ I yelled over the howling emergency claxon. "Heavy Magcannon round, Deck 17. " Reported the Damage Control (DamCon)...
Out of Place, Out of Time, Out of Body Chapter 6
However both took it as a good sign that the former human can find some humor right now. a load gurgle from coal's stomachs declare the shower over.
Tension Chapter 5
**Not this chapter but the next will have lemon in it, but with a twist, there will be outrageous and totally impossible things happening. It will be funny, dirty, and sweet. But this is character driven so not much plot less sex. I am thinking of...