Fur-sty Planet: A Change In Trajectory
Fur-Sty Planet Part 4: A Change in Trajectory Dr. Francis Allman stood in the hall aboard the NATO Research Starship Darwin, his hand cradling his scowling muzzle. Beyond the one-way glass before him was a sterile room featuring only an...
Squeezing Safari 240: A Hole Into History
The following is a digitally created summary of the EweTube video “SQUEEZING SAFARI EPISODE 240: A Hole Into History”, a production of the extremely popular online nature show Squeezing Safari with Barry and Ellie. It was created for the purposes of...
Johnny Deathgrip in the Land of the Monsterbabes
Johnny Deathgrip in The Land of the Monsterbabes: Slime and Punishment By: Bionic Beagle It was another idyllic day in Elliasberg. Three vixen girls crouched next to a hay shed. Two of them cupped their hands around their eyes,...
Brann the Branded: The Little Shack of Horrors
_“Sacred Lady Landraste…I'm trying to walk the path that you intended for me, but I just don't know what to do. How should I use your blessing? What should I do about the Order and all of its politics? Please, if you can, visit me agai–”_ A bump...
Twilight Moan Presents: Double-Booked
“These woods are so beautiful!" Samantha Brooks gasped as she gazed out at the sea of verdant pine trees–teeming with busy squirrels and flitting birds. She stuck her chubby arm out of the open window and let the slightly cool late-summer mountain air...
Cool Cat Starts the Grool Shooting
Cool Cat Starts the Grool Shooting “Boy, am I tired!” Cool Cat exclaimed to no one in particular. He stared out from the window of his studio apartment as rain fell on the grimy streets outside, washing cigarette butts and...
Fur-sty Planet: No Atheists in Knotholes
Fur-sty Planet: No Atheists in Knotholes Assistant Xenobiologist Holden Crawford was going through what could best be described as "a rough day." The borzoi staggered through the alien woods of Planet Bismuth on bowed legs. The white...
Fur-Sty Planet: The Reluctant Rescue
Fur-sty Planet: The Reluctant Rescue NATO Aeronautics Trooper and hulking grizzly bear Kenneth "Yogi" Harris had expected that his return to the Darwin sans-scientist wouldn't be met by a ticker tape parade in his honor, but this was still...
Fur-sty Planet: First Contact
Fur-sty Planet: First Contact Xenobiologist Dr. Francis Allman's fur stood on end as he placed his boots on Bismuth for the first time. Between the distance the middle-aged husky had traveled and the achievements in physics and astrophysics that...
Squeezing Safari Episode 67: Battle of the Boners
The following is a digitally created summary of the EweTube video “SQUEEZING SAFARI EPISODE 67: Battle of the Boners (Featuring KevinTheStallion”, a production of the extremely popular online nature show _Squeezing Safari with Barry and Ellie_. This...
The Twilight Moan: One Night at Bouncy’s
The Twilight Moan: One Night at Bouncy’s “‘You're a computer guy!’ Fuck off,” Lenny Cheddar grumbled, tapping furiously at the prompts on the ancient, scuffed up screen. The rat’s face glared back at itself as the monitor briefly dipped to black...
Claudia the Monster Tamer vs. The Ratkins
Claudia the Monster Tamer vs. The Ratkins “Hey, look,” the raccoon ruffian jeered, shoving an elbow into the ribs of his possum pal. “Big Claudia just toddled in.” The possum socked his fist into the raccoon’s kidneys. “Ah, who...