"There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter."
- Ernest Hemingway
**[Dev & Gru](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2SjJJFHo0o)**
By...
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Before he saw the apartment, Dante wasn't quite sure what he had been expecting. This was Anomaly after all. Pounder's apartment couldn't possibly have been a luxury five-star hotel.
It was a dump in all the usual traditions of dump-ness. Most of the...
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**HALO**
The Jewel of Lylat
Chapter 2
_Feet First_
_"To war."_
Major Cooper's favourite two words. Excited like a little boy on Christmas Eve, the officer took in Admiral Harper's following instructions with the biggest smile a UNSC orbital...
Action, Crossover, Fanfiction, Halo, Military, No-Yiff, Sci-Fi, Starfox
Fleet Admiral Harper halted at a pressure door guarded by two marines who saluted. He crisply returned their gesture. The admiral then set his hand on a biometric reader and face, retina and palm were simultaneously scanned, and with a hiss the door...
Action, Crossover, Fanfiction, Halo, Military, No-Yiff, Sci-Fi, Starfox
_"Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it."_
- Lewis Carroll
**F.U.B.A.R.**
_foo-bar_
adj.
Fucked. Up. Beyond. All. Recognition.
A phrase popularised by World War II military personnel to describe a bad situation.
A phrase used...
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Arcus was a little distracted as she watched from under her hand held up like a cap visor. She shaded as much of the unfiltered solar glare as she could watching the drop ships swoop low over the Martian desert like bulky cumbersome eagles snatching at...
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Mr. and Mrs. Hograven, of number one-hundred-and-seventeen, Oz Drive, were proud to say that they were as far from a normal family as they could possibly be. Because after all, _normal_is just so common and boring, don't you think?
Mr. Justin Hograven...
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In the sterilised air of the umbilical, Baddy realised exactly how much he reeked like a firing range. And he loved it.
His ship was so fumigated with the musk of cordite, fused plasma packs and burnt out pulse packets that he didn't even smell it...
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Mohave Viper, twenty-nine Palms, West American Protectorate; the Earth local Orbital Drop Shock Troop training grounds.
ODST Academy - unofficially known as 'Helljumper Academy,' or in some cases 'Drop School' or even 'Drop-out School' considering the...
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Halo: FUBAR
Chapter 09
[The Gun Pointed at the Crotch of Humanity]
\> 2552, Olduvai, The Inner Colonies, Mission Time: 23 Hours.
When Token and I emerged from the UNSC _Cuddles_ the battle outside had passed for the most part. We breached from...
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