A man in metal - Intro

_Space. The idea that we live inside an almost limitless mass of black void, rocks and giant balls of fire would probably seem ridiculous to people if it were not for the existence of science. At the same time, the idea of giant metal cars going...

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A man in metal - 1

_“So, you're a dude, huh?"_ _The sudden voice wakes me up from my land of dreams where I'm eating sausages and potato salad pours from the sky in an orderly fashion. But things considered my situation could be compared to a dream._ _“Hey, I'm sorry...

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A man in metal - 13

_I. Hate. These. Shackles. I've discovered what birds in cages feel like, and now I swear I'll never have a bird as a pet. Which I wouldn't have anyways. Actually, this makes me wonder… ow will I be when I'm given to their Cerraintag or...

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A man in metal - 2

_The metal ceiling in front of my face is growing duller by the second, and it was already dull enough three hours ago. And six hours ago. Oh, wait, I don’t know how many hours ago because there isn’t a clock in this stupid room and space isn’t going...

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A man in metal - 3

_Think of this situation. You have been kidnapped, put in a bed, strapped down for twelve hours, and then sexually molested, and then having two little lizards fight because one of then shot his cum over yours. Isn't that insane?_ _11: Bah! This is...

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A man in metal - 6

_“This hole is as big as my eye. I wonder if anything has ever entered it, or all human's butts are like this."_ _Now, the Captain going philosophical about the size of my asshole was not something I was expecting. But is there anything I should be...

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First Catch

_"I'm gonna go study to my room, don't come in, ok?"_ _"Oh? You're gonna be there all day again, huh?"_ _"Well, shame on me for wanting to apply myself and not weasel my ways around college."_ _"Pffft. Here's comes Paul the Greatest Engineer...

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A man in metal - 4

_Did you know that space lizards write from right to left? Or that most of their words have very little symbols? Interesting stuff. Or it would be interesting if it let me understand anything that is written on these texts on the electronic device that...

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A man in metal - 9

_My night passes without anything interesting happening. The Captain and lab coat didn't even say a single word to me, they just put the food down and gotten away. I imagine they didn't take kindly to me asking questions. Or maybe it's something else?...

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A man in metal - 5

_I wonder if I can hear through this metal wall, maybe I can try to listen to what they are saying when I’m not there… nah, no dice. These metal walls in my “holding room”, as they called it, are way too thick. He, he, thick._ _Anyways, dirty mental...

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A man in metal - 11

_Man, I LOVE the beach. They say the beach is for bitches, but I know the beach is for me. Wait. Anyways, the beach is the best in summer and that’s all that matters. I am here, in the beach, with my towel, my umbrella, my strangely shaped bag, and my...

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A man in metal - 12

_That's it. I have officially passed all the steps of alien invasion. I have been strapped, drugged, zapped, and anally probed in various occasions. But that… trumpet thing. It's another question altogether. It has teared my innocence and sanity...

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