He hated himself for it, but it seemed the only thing worth listening to was what her braggart bazungas had to say.
"i think you'll like this one! it's got the durability you want without much compromise on everything else."
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"check out them bazungas!"
"excuse me? who's there? i can't see you past my own planetoid sized gazongas!" alia turned to the side, and her gargantuan bazoombas swung into valyrym, sending him toppling through the air.
"this the best way to diiiiie!"
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