(Satire) how I became diaper baby boyfriend [Archives]
. :) ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ this story is cringe. it was written with the intention of being cringey. it was cringey when it was being written. it is cringey when it is read. it will always be cringey.
Bowser`s new Girlfriend!!! Ch:2 Meeting
She says, now cring harder. bowser just listens to her cry. he has a flashback. \*flashback\* bowser jr. had a tummy ache, and was cring. bowser didn`t know what to do. he just comforted junior, until he fell asleep.
Bowser`s New Girlfriend!!! Ch:8 Bowser`s favorite moment
Bowser walk to Jewelia. "You want to sing?" she asks. Bowser blushes. He always thought he was horrable at singing. "Here. I`ll help. Just follow along." Jewelia says. The band starts playing. There`s no guitar in this song. "(sings) So you wanna play...
Project R.E.D. [Chapters 1, 2 and 3]
Chapter 1: Escape “My Lord, over here!" I hear her powerful, imposing and yet so subtly scared voice call me. I do not have time to answer her, as my mouth is busy breathing heavily due to the stress and tension of the situation. My legs are...
Project R.E.D. [Chapter 8]
Chapter 8: Doubt “Red? Red, where are you?” I cry, yet nobody answers me. Why am I still trying? I've lost track of him over an hour ago: why do I still think he might just be around the corner? Am I really _that_ lonely? Ever since we got...
Project R.E.D. [Chapter 5]
Chapter 5: The Fallen Angel Me and Lepris spent quite a long time talking and conversing about various matters, mostly related to the world I now find myself into: I doubt I will be able to remember each single thing he said, but I think I can now...
Project R.E.D. [Chapter 6]
Chapter 6: Honour-bound It's only been a few hours since me and Lepris left that nice restaurant, and nothing important has happened ever since: after briefly showing me the neighbourhood he lives in, a rather dull, boring and uninspired one if...
Project R.E.D. [Chapter 9]
Chapter 9: Sentiment After that... let us say 'interesting' encounter with the human called Dante, I returned to my desperate search for my friend; although I felt and still feel like I am going in circles, I believe I am actually making some...
Project R.E.D. [Chapter 7]
Chapter 7: The Angel of Death Honestly, I do not even know where I am any more: sneaking from alleyway to alleyway while attempting to evade the ever-incoming surge of black and white cars became much easier after the first couple of minutes, but I...
Project R.E.D. [Chapter 4]
Chapter 4: A Rough Start With Lepris by my side, the tides of battle turned rather quickly: the power of my wide slashes and the quickness of his blows proved too much for the little goblins and the enemy ground forces got decimated in...
Project R.E.D. [Chapter 11]
Chapter 11: Anticipation Thankfully enough, the return trip was much less... chaotic, so to speak: without the necessity to go excessively fast or break any laws, my voyage on Dante's black mount was substantially calmer... which was a bit of a shame,...
Project R.E.D. [Chapter 10]
Chapter 10: Monophobia “So, to sum everything you said up to now: Lepris wandered off in this 'botanic garden' place, where he met a local human whom he became friends with; they were then both attacked by F.E.A.R.s and managed to defeat them...