Regrets on Being an Asshole
Opening the car door gingerly, Hugh tried to hold his nose, knowing that the stench of barnyard and animals would wash over him the moment he allowed it to. Hugh had been out here several times in the past, of course, but had never gotten used to the...
Thanks, Shrimp!
"And make sure you mix our shakes right this time, shrimp!" Darren yelled as his entourage snickered and laughed. Cory felt his ears burn from the sound. He should have grown accustomed to it by now, what with its frequency. He did his best not to let...
All Croaked Up
"Fuck man...those were strong..." Gabe braced himself against a support beam and waited for the sky to stop spinning. The sounds and smells of the carnival were making him dizzy. That and the four strong drinks he'd downed in a row. His friend...
For a Few Minutes of Pleasure...
The sound of the boat crashing against the waves and the clink of glass bottles almost made Adrian relax into the moment, smiling and tipping his own beer to his lips. Ever since he had gotten on the boat towards 'Pleasure Island', a certain sense...
Satisfied Customers
They'd stumbled upon the device quite by happenstance. Sam and Dan had been attending biweekly couples counseling in hopes to aid their struggling marriage. The primary issue was simple. The spark that had ignited their passion had been slowly...
Cluck'd Up (PREVIEW VERSION)
Andy awoke slowly, his head raw and aching. Apparently, he had one hell of a hangover! Andy couldn't recall the last time his head hurt like that. How much had he drunk last night? His mouth tasted sour, lacking saliva from the dehydration brought on...
A Weekend of Transformations
Christian looked up at the Maxwell family mansion with trepidation as his family's jeep pulled in. It was not the first time that he had been here, though it was the first time he was old enough to legally use nanite transformation technology for...
One Man's Burden, Another's Pleasure
Eagerly, Denver surveyed the dimly lit bar, the air thick with the scent of smoke, sweat, and alcohol from the other patrons. Bars like this weren't his typical scene and he was painfully reminded how out of place he was. Several men had come over to...
The Fate of the Harrier
Captain's log, April 25, 2326. The Huron has reached the fringes of allied space, in response to a distress call from one of our outlying ships, the Harrier. The distress signal reported an attack by hostile life forms encountered on a planet being...
Satisfied Desires
Dan looked out at the open countryside, the sights of wide fields and animal herds making him excited. Several months ago he'd never give a place like this a second glance. But after such a hot night of ecstasy with his wife, he couldn't imagine...
A Bitch of an Escape Room
A moan escaped Luke's lips as he felt the haze of sleep fade from him. Getting up from the warm surface he was sitting on, he quickly realized it wasn't his bed, which alarmed him slightly. Having not had anything alcoholic to drink the night prior,...
Barnyard Sorority Pt 2: Bra(y)ve New World
Steph let out a loud sigh, the third within the past five minutes. It didn't help that she was already forced to breathe through her mouth. The air was permeated with the stench of a barn from the horse that had been lead inside and left there. She,...