Ander - Chapter 6, Subchapter 19

"how is that any less vulgar than stuffin' muffins?" "because my 'bread' can also mean 'life', whereas your 'muffin' is simply a reference to female anatomy." "whoa, okay! this is not the kind of talk to have in the presence of a lady!"

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A Day with a Derp

"well, it seems miss derpy has quite a fondness for muffins and really seems to dislike english muffins because they are not exactly real muffins. not certain why though. fetish, perhaps?"

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Finding My Place

Just after i collapsed, a young woman's voice spoke, "muffins!"

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A Simple Question

And so, they all had fun eating those delicious muffins, made with so much care by brent, like the other desserts they already ordered. but the question from just a moment ago was still echoing in luke's mind.

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(F/F, wolf and possum) Not Quite Ready Yet

Sandra had baked fresh bread and muffins, and brought jam and cheese from the farmer's market, and... yeah, okay, maybe it was a lot for a third date. "i might have gone a little overboard." "no! no, not at all."

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Spike At Your Service (Ch. 2)

Spike let out a gentle sigh as he placed the tray of muffins on the counter, his belly grumbling and rumbling with a pure hunger for those decadent, chocolaty treats.

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Never Surrender... (The Struggle, and its Futility)

Isn't that right, muffin?" the shivering rabbit could only clutch at her mistress' grip and plead to the cat, "p-p-pleeease... beg her to stop... it's the only way to- (ooh!) end my s-suffering..."

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Jeanie gets Bodied (Sex Version)

For someone who would marry a muffin, have that muffin's babies, and then eat her muffin family because she lacked self-control, jeanie knew absolutely nothing about making food. she chalked it up to, like most things, laziness.

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A Curtain Falls Over Furdom 15: Recovery

She swung a muffin at me in a white paw, "when you were finally just sleeping, he wouldn't leave you." shadow shrugged and sat down next to me with plates of scrambled eggs for us both.

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MoonDust, Chapter 14

His gaze slid over alexei, who hurriedly stuffed the last of a fourth muffin into his mouth. "as you've probably guessed, our job is mostly to be on hand in case anything goes wrong.

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Chapter 1: Encounter

With that said, he went into the back, still eating the muffin to get the new dark green aprons that read 'cat's eye cafe.' compared to the old aprons, these were an improvement.

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