Chicago Hot Dog Party
On the last leg of the Amazing Race, the remaining 16 teams traveled up the coastline to a small town of Kennebunk, Maine. Along the way, they had to collect flags or simply take the long way there. The bakers came first but got a penalty, making the...
Jet Skis and Flags
On the last leg of the Amazing Race, the 17 remaining teams traveled to Boston where they were required to dump fake tea off a ship then push each other in baby carriages. The bakers won by cheating; but the video game addicts became the second team...
Tough Break
Hour 1 The beautiful blue waters splash along the shore of San Francisco. Along the beach are two RVs, each with the maximum capacity of at least ten people but small enough to be safe in public. One of them is purple with an eagle logo on...
Ice Gambled
Previously on the Amazing Race, our teams took a little trip up north to the cold, deserted Yukon. The fish was pretty tasty (and fake) and some of teams got to wind down... almost. One team managed to find another U-Turn ticket. Zack started to stand...
Yukon Do It
Previously on the Amazing Race, our remaining nine teams froze up and took a little "chill" pill in the first task. Then fell head over heels for each other on the climbing wall to get the next tip. Donna tried to speed her team up. Zack got over his...
Week 12- The Epic Finale: Alex vs Boomer vs Joe
This season on Gainer's Paradise, twenty contestants entered the house to spend 12 weeks to win one million dollars. Among them were a past couple from the show and a former Amazing Race pair. The gray team quickly became the dominators, winning...
Week 11- The Other House
Alex is a brown wolf, currently at 811 pounds and is the biggest in the house. He is also the biggest to ever compete in Gainer's Paradise. At the beginning of the game, he came into the house with his little (both biological and literal) brother,...
Week 10- A Couple Twists
Only five people left in the house. Three wolves, a fox hybrid and a bear. Joe and Boomer spend their morning snuggled up to each other with Joe's brain going rapid. Scott's gone. Oh well, he thinks. He wasn't really going to make it far anyways. As...
"The Race" Preview
Chapter One _Dear Those in Charge,_ _ I am officially writing you to submit my application for the annual competition known as "The Race". Ever since I first watched it when it came out nine years ago, I've been wanting to be a part of it. For the...
Week 9- The Game Is On...
Only six players are left in the house. Two of them are in the shower, making out and washing each other of dirt on their fur. Three of them are in the living room, playing video games and nibbling on popcorn slowly. However, the last one is his his...
A Lesbian Kingdom
One hundred. Two hundred. Three hundred days she's been in here. Her cell full of dust and dirt and the smell of ash. The chains clink and the wood creaks as she shifts around to face what she presumes is west. At this angle, she faces the door, tall...
Towards The Top
Previously on the Amazing Race, after a long day and a two-part competition, our teams finally got a break in Minot, North Dakota. Some teams slipped up in the One-Way and others got a little tongue-tied with another language. By some miracle (and a...