the Duet
Foreward: So, here's a little bit of poetry for you! I don't really consider myself a poet, but I'm taking a class that studies poetry next semester, so I figured I'd give it a whirl. That, and the idea got stuck in my head and I...
Big Kitty
Foreward: Another short piece of fluff, a continuation of the story "Little Wing," written from the girl's perspective. Still no names, so this is the last you'll see of these types of stories. For a while at...
Rejecting God
_Rejecting God_ It was a remarkably average day until Randall got a call from God. His shift at the restaurant had ended and he was relaxing at home. The possum was tired, wondering if it was worth it to turn on his video games when his phone...
The Soloist
Foreward: There are certain joys that can only be experienced alone. Another poem out of me! I'm still not considering myself a poet, but I must say, I'm growing more and more familiar with it. This was another idea that got...
Moroneae Domesticus
Foreward: Spiders are just little pests . . . unless you work with a bunch of idiots. An absolutely absurd comedy piece, inspired by Monty Python, cartoons, and my own debilitating fear of spiders. This would probably work better in a more...
Professor Will Not Face Charges for Sophomoric Acts
**Professor Will Not Face Charges for Sophomoric Acts Across Time** _May Fourth, Los Angeles_ Professor Albert Rosen will apparently not be facing charges over what his critics call "an inconceivably stupid and catastrophically dangerous series of...
I Can Do It Better
_I Can Do It Better_ The music from the sound system cut to a low hiss. Corey turned around to the stage, if it could even be called that, where some young tiger was tuning an acoustic guitar. Dissonant chords filled the room and Corey quietly...
Castrato
**_Castrato_** They brought the cub to me when he was five. Even one such as I was skeptical. I demanded a demonstration. He looked to his father, a destitute, grubby thing, embarrassed to be in the presence of one such as myself. In my fine home,...