Roommating

"Okay dude, you gotta promise to leave my roommate alone though. He's probably your type but I don't think he's gay." "I ain't promisin shit. What is he?" "Otter." "Shitttttt man you know I love otters." "Well can you at least try to keep your...

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Senior Privileges

They cornered me behind the art wing while I was out having a smoke. It was senior fucking year, and we'd all realized there wasn't too much anyone could do to keep us in a classroom or even in the school building. I'd begun pretty regularly "going to...

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Whispers in the Back Seat

"Mmmmm..." "Yeah, there we go...love it...." "Hmmm...shit...what - dude what are you doing?!" "Jerking you off. Keep your voice down, you're gonna wake people up." "Dude no, you need to stop...what the hell?!" "I was bored, and everyone else is...

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Comeuppance

An uncapped Sharpie marker hit Jon in the back of the head. "Hey fag boy, why don't you stick this in your ass and see if it writes when we pull it out!" Jon hated his roommate. The odd-toothed otter had transferred to this college in his junior year,...

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Darn Those Shoes (commission for FriskeCrisps)

Crisp fidgeted at his desk, his fluffy gray and white tail flopping limply behind the seat for the thousandth time. He wasn't alone; it wasn't as if 7th-grade English was riveting the rest of the class into their chairs either, but there was only a few...

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Irresistible (commission for Tsarin)

If jon sanders had ever looked "sheepish" in his life, it was right now. "i'd wipe before going out if i was you. don't want it to get crusty." by the time jon left the bathroom, he'd only been in there about twelve minutes.

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My Dad's Asshole (2)

I wake up the next morning, stretch contentedly, grab my toothbrush, and pad to my parents' bathroom in just my boxers. I have my own bathroom, of course. I just feel like joining Dad today. He's also in just his boxers, leaning over the sink and...

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My Dad's Asshole (1)

Man I love spending a nice quiet evening with my pops. Got some popcorn and a beer, a Bruce Willis movie on, mom's out for the night, and good ol' dad is butt-ass naked across my lap and I have two fingers up his asshole. The sweet life, for sure. I...

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My Dad's Asshole (Epilogue)

It's a couple months later, and it seems the Age of Matriarchal Hole Control is here to stay. The several well-loved issues of Chains Magazine have been removed from my backpack and now rest safely somewhere in Mom's closet, I assume. A pretty typical...

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My Dad's Asshole (5)

_Do it. Fuck him. Take it back._ Now it's Dad who's gotten too complacent in his mastery of the situation. Lying there asleep on his front on his bed. In his underwear. Pfffft. It's like he's taunting me. "See, I don't have to worry about shit now. I...

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My Dad's Asshole (4)

So yeah, it was all going great until Shannon got dragged into the whole thing. We've been going out for almost three months now, and I've been loving it. Her pussy is delicious, she even lets me lick her asshole, and her tits look killer and she...

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My Dad's Asshole (3)

Yet another beautiful lazy Thursday night. I've not even remotely started to get tired of them. This time it's classic James Bond on the tube, one of those marathon showings. I don't even pick up the remote to skip through the commercials, cuz I wanna...

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