A Good Enough Christmas Story

"i can't wait to see the terminator naked mud wrestling with santa claus!" "you know what?" the coyote tilted his head. "that would actually be way more entertaining than this movie. arnold's not even in this one. in fact...

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Tales From Apartment 232 19: Checkers on my Burning Flag

I told you that we used to cuddle, wrestle, skinny dip, swim in our underwear, mud wrestle...all that jaz..." "yeah...i don't follow." "renee don't you get it? i was fucking him." my jaw dropped. "what??" "yeah.

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Aquablue

It was bad enough you talked me into the lesbian mud wrestling scene on "ali babbabet" remember?" "hey, you were the one who said you were bi, how was i supposed to know you hadn't actually been with another girl before."

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