Frisky Booty 15: Unkinking a Hose
# Chapter 15: Unkinking a Hose Their new paradox was when to be dirty and when to be clean. There were times, for example, when George would be at a urinal and fart, and the pungent smell would hit his nostrils and he’d frown. Evolution, after all,...
Frisky Booty 14: Nature's Butt-Dial
# Chapter 14: Nature’s Butt-Dial Their sex life mostly continued as normal, though Gila occasionally demonstrated the predatory eye-dilation of a housecat staring down an unattended tuna steak or an unaware mouse. Good to his wishes, Gila did top...
Henry and Dorian: Pet Pouvres 6 - Pro-Cession
### Chapter 6: Pro-Cession Canterbury greeted them in the covered garage with a big grin. The cat was dressed in his normal uniform, a vest with no shirt, and a thong whose coy upper window showed the pink of his penis. “Running valet today,...
Kioga: Diaplomacy 8 - The Black Widower
Around them, the color and tone of the environment sank into quiet severity, the white stone of the main area faded into austere black, with straight accents of bright chrome. They braced themselves for cheap studded harnesses and "pig-hole stretcher"...
Pendrael: Rumors
Kioga had groused once about this topic, then had never mentioned it again: getting old. "But you're only 27," said the otter. "Your legs might be skinny, but the only thing wrinkly on you is that diaper." The two employees of...
Henry and Dorian: Pet Pouvres 0 - Prologue
# Chapter 0 - Prologue Two men sat at a table in a restaurant. They were kink immigrants to the bustling city of Puerto Panuela, having found Wilkes, Nebraska too chaste and San Fran’s Folsom less-than-wholesome. Henry the duck was a lively man,...
Frisky Booty 19: A Few More Adventures
# Chapter 19: A Few More Adventures Gila woke temporarily during the night when he felt a faint bowel pressure. He debated whether it was liquid or gas, then remembered his underwear and pushed anyway. A silent gush of George’s bountiful gift...
Henry and Dorian: Pet Pouvres 2 - Strictures and Syllabus
# Chapter 2: Strictures and Syllabus They passed the front desk which possessed a slender male receptionist dressed in a bowtie strung around his neck, a suit vest without shirt, and a swoon-inducing black thong which had a small upper window in the...
Kioga: Diaplomacy 3 - The Resident Biohazard
The gangbangers just had to have their personal Disneyland of clandestine commerce, and Kioga was stacking wrinkly bills while worrying about getting a contact high. They seemed to carry...
Henry and Dorian: Pet Pouvres 3 - Pageantry and Purpose
### Chapter 3: Pageantry and Purpose Henry found Argos in a chair in the corner, reading a magazine. Two of his wrists rested comfortably in what appeared to be armrest manacles, and the one with his watch rested on the side table, fingers patiently...
Kioga: Diaplomacy 10 - Do.
They made their purchases and not only got a discount for wearing the proper outfits, but Peggy knocked another few percent off for Kioga performing as a Deputy Praetorian. "Now hold on," he said, "I'm not making any more commitments. I would...
Kioga: Diaplomacy 4 - Magic is Friendship
The merchant episode left a strange taste in everyone's mouths, for while the group, including Mort--whose name went from Mort the Helpful to Mort the Mortified for a bit, then changed back--had great guilt and...