Zacharias's face shone as he looked at the pokéball in his hand. He had shown them. He had shown them all. Can't be a trainer without a freely-given pokémon? Bull crap. Ha! He had lured the rattata in, waited, clubbed it, and caught it, all without...
Action, Human, Philosophy, Pokemon
Companion article to: Les Animaux Confeiture
I argue that cake is made from the flesh of forest creatures, as evidenced by the totally true companion story. My real name is Sam Dorper and I have been turned into cake and eaten many...
Philosophy, Reincarnation, cake, celebrities
No this not really a story, but rather a philosophy of life. in order to completly under stand something, one must remove him or herself from the situation and become the audience.
Philosophy, Secular, life, universal
The night air was crisp and lovely, the summer sky was beautiful and lit up with stars but that was not what caught Reggie's attention. What did catch him was the moon, a perfect crescent. For years, the inquisitive wolf had wondered why on nights of...
Mystique, Philosophy, Science, Wolf
A pigeon's dream
My kind lives, on average, no longer than five years, a.k.a. 157680000 seconds. At my age, I have a one in 78840000 chance of dying every second. That gives me a mortality rate of 1,27\*10^-6 per second. Every second, I have a...
Philosophy, Pigeon, Political, Royalty
"What is sanity?"
"For I do not know that name."
"Is it the raven over a corps?"
"Or is it TV stars fame?"
"What is sanity?"
"For I do not know that name."
"Is it the hat woman int really tiny shorts?"
"Or is it the rich man watching a child...
Philosophy, Poetry, lyrics, song
Hello everyone,
Some time ago I had this idea for a short story about predation and the ethics behind it, a story about a buffalo and his job, a politician and his book and a dangerous city. I don't have a lot of experience writing anthropomorphic...
Anthropomorphic, Bovine, Philosophy, Science
It was and it thought it always had been. It knew somehow that it was a distinct entity, it had figured out it was an individual. It recognized it had thoughts and feelings and that other beings did as well. The Place that it dwelled had no other...
Fantasy, Magic, Narative, Philosophy
I have done 0 writing in years and now i'm done writing my own philosophy... i don't really have a lot more to say but i believe this deeply...
Awareness, Philosophy, nothing, the beatles
An inquiry into manners, philosophy, & the meaning of life that somehow ended up rated 18+. yes, the author is just as confused as you are.
Aquinas, BDSM, Bear, Breath Play, Breathplay, Bull, Emily Post, Humor, Humour, M/M, Philosophy, Theology