Wet Ass Pussy (song parody)
Cats in this pool There's some cats in this pool There's some cats in this pool There's some cats in this pool (Hol' up) I said swimming freestyle, goin' quarter-miles, Wet-ass pussy, racing tigers an' lions Uwu Chorus: Yeah, yeah, yeah,...
Somehow
I beg you not to think of me Or all I hoped I'd be Doesn't matter how you tried To all the ones who died Don't think of what you could have done If I'd have been someone We all have our destined time I'm sorry you saw mine We hope...
My SeaQuest Lyrics
Don't drown under the sea now You cannot breathe there under the sea Let's dump our trash in the ocean Exxon says animals live better with oil I once went for a drive out in the ocean I saw a fish It was big and so...
We Regret to Inform You of a Funeral Cancellation
Well a couple mourners gathered, and a bunch more came to stare. Course all the casual killers came, who'd left him lying there. They bought a discount casket and a requiem was said For the funeral was scheduled, for burying the dead. Well the...
The Ultimate Showdown of Old Godzilla
Old Godzilla was hopping around Tokyo City like a big playground when suddenly Godzilla burst from the shade and hit Godzilla with a bat grenade. Godzilla got pissed and began to attack, but didn't expect to be blocked by Godzilla, who proceeded to...
Curse on a Deserving Land
Dark clouds gather at the edge of the sky. We have one last reckoning, you and I. And you've never met me, you don't know my name, But you are my murderer just the same. In the dust was my living. Unto dust I return. And when have you shown the...
Ghost Town Story
September came and ate up all the grass. He took his weapons down into the plain. The leaves fell round the farmhouse in the pass That stood here once. (The chimney bones remain.) Some say he pawned them, needing ready cash ...
The Other Side
They said the grass was greener, on the other side. But I checked, and it's a goddamned lie~ Just as grey, either side of the fence. And it tastes, the, same. Another day, and another test. Gotta play, the, game. Running round in circles,...
Love
#1 of poetry, lyrics, and such. hello, everybody! while i'm hard at work on the next chapter of helios awaken, i figured i might as well leave this here as well. these are the lyrics to the song "love" from their psychiatry ep.
Lyric and the Trucker
They did a bit of talking back and forth and lyric finally introduced himself, using his real name instead of his username. "lyric. fitting," the bear said. he outstretched his hand across the booth and shook lyric's.
Shen's Song
If I had wings like Noah's dove I'd fly up the river to the one I love. I'd fly up the river. Wouldn't stay around Where I got troubles to hold me down. I'd say farewell, all my troubles, Fare thee well. I got no money for to buy my meal. Oh my...
Werewolf Daddy (lyric satire)
To the tune of "Santa Baby" Werewolf daddy, slip out the house in the moonlight, tonight I've been an awful good pup Werewolf daddy, and rampage on my rump cheeks tonight Werewolf daddy, a massive chest covered in fur, murr hurr I'll brush it all...