[Request] Unauthorized

**How about a red dragon is caught masturbating during NNN and his wife punishes him with hour of gruesome ballbusting?** "...You jerked off, didn't you?" Janko froze, sitting on the edge of the bed. Nervously he stared at the ceiling,...

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Lose Your Load (extended)

His palms are sweaty Knees weak, balls are heavy There's precum on his stomach already FUCK, she's sexy He's wordless His nuts are churning, overstuffed and ready To blast rope But she keeps on just edging him! He moans loud -- he'd hold his...

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Ballbusting haikus

Biggest balls in town Just made him a big target Soon enough: \*pop\* \*pop\* Female seeks a male: Must enjoy walks on the beach And constant nutache "My balls," croaked the frog "My testicles!" squeaked the mouse "My NUTS!!!" howled the...

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[Request] Making Music

**Anonymous asked:** You've heard of using butts as drums... now get ready for: BALL DRUMS!! Not only can you use them to play that SWEET 20-minute-long drum solo, but depending on how hard you hit you can make the poor guy yelp different notes to...

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Post-Rock

"You _really_ couldn't wait to get your pants off, huh?" "They're tight!" Rog gave a rogue-like grin, rolling onto his back as he hooked both thumbs into the waistband of his black jeans. "Listen, babe -- I'm not sure you appreciate how difficult...

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ARMS Test(icle)punch

“She punches with her hair?" he muttered. Spring Man squinted at his opponent across the ring. There had been talk about someone new joining the ARMS league — a celebrity, even, if the rumors were to be believed — but this was the first...

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Lose Your Load

His palms are sweaty Knees weak, balls are heavy There's precum on his stomach already FUCK, she's sexy He's wordless His nuts are churning, overstuffed and ready To blast rope But she keeps on just edging him! He moans loud -- he'd hold his...

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