They keep doing impossible things
"Sig, you sure you're okay, man? You look messed up." "Yeah. Yeah. Hey, thanks for taking me out, though. Helped me unwind." "This is you 'unwound'? Damn, dude. Guess I haven't seen you uptight." "Hey, go fuck yourself," Sigfried laughed quietly....
Panic buys a new necklace (FloofNinja commission)
An anthropomorphic bull named Panic stared up at the proprietor of the occult shop he'd entered. In a deep, suspicious baritone, he asked, "If I come back in a week and say this worked and you tell me, 'The confidence was inside you the whole time!'...
I once saw an underground variant on judo
"So, y'know, this ain't the first time I've seen an act like yours." "You've seen a class act like mine?" "I ain't said it was a class act, and I ain't said you're classy." "Thought an act like mine that lacked class got sacked. 'Sick as sick shit,'...
Charmed [Nicobay Commission]
And then, the kid was a charmander. I guess you could say it was my fault, and be one hundred percent accurate. What can I say? I'm a nerdy druid. If I want to make a magically-enhanced drug to transform people into pokémon, I'll do it, and since...
A gelid scent on a misty evening
Xander wavered a little on his way home from the gym. It had taken something out of him, this time. Usually, the effort was good, fresh, clean, revitalizing. The burn in his limbs and core was an enlivening smolder that made him feel like he was a...