Breaking in a Wizard's New Minion
Magic is the answer to all your problems.
A pendant waves over a city map and becomes attracted to a certain spot. Trent looks down at the street and makes a note of it. He folds the map up then puts his spell supplies away in his messenger bag. He grabs his hoodie jacket and heads out the door. The drive in his car across town doesn't take too long and he arrives at the location indicated.
Looking around, Trent sees a small apartment building. He parks his car in the lot and pulls out the pendant. With a few magic words the pendant glows and swings towards the direction Trent needed to go. He watches it, as it leads him up the stairs to a door at the end. Trent holds the pendant up to the door and it swings to knock for him. A thud can be heard as something falls to the floor. Eyes peek through the window blinds at him and Trent tries to be as nonthreatening as possible. The door opens and a tall chubby man in his 30's eyes Trent up and down.
Trent tries to stick with the script that was included with the spell to make this part easier. "Hello sir. I'm a local wizard and noticed you were planning to kill yourself today." The man darts his eyes around and shoots back in a defensive tone, "No I wasn't!" Trent remembers this was one of the listed responses and continues, "Doing so would be a waste of your soul. If you hate your life enough to end it, I propose a third option besides continuing to be unhappy or ending it. May I come in?"
The large man shrugs in resignation and says, "Sure, I don't got anything else planned besides killing myself today. I still reserve the right to do that if this doesn't pan out." Trent looks around the small apartment. An assortment of dragons, dinosaurs, werewolves, animal figures, and toys sit on top of a large wooden entertainment center. Trent checks off a few things the script told him to look for.
Trent starts off with an introduction, "My name is Trent Keller and it's better off if I don't know your real name. Do you have an online alias I can call you?" The man replies, "Shadowdog Z." Another box is checked for Trent. "Okay Mr Z, I was drawn here by my spell because I needed to recruit a minion. I want to transform you into a creature to do my evil bidding for me. I would, of course, provide room and board for you to abandon this life. It would be like the old you just went missing."
Mr Z looks the 25 year old wizard up and down. "I can let go and just leave? And I don't have to ever see my family again?" Trent smiles at how easy Mr Z is accepting this and continues the script. "Pack a bag of any items you wish to take with you. Don't worry about clothes you won't need any besides the ones you wear out of here. We can leave as soon as you are done packing."
With excitement, Mr Z runs off to pack. He fills the bag with a few of his favorite trinkets and toys while Trent looks around at the accumulation of stuff the man owned. Trent thinks, 'It's a shame that none of this made him happy. I'll try to make him happy.' Trent looks in the bedroom to see Mr Z placing a few books in the suitcase.
Mr Z finally closes the suitcase. It clinks and rattles when he picks it up. Mr Z looks at the blue quilt on his bed and asks, "Can I take my quilt? I made it myself a long time ago and it means alot to me. Trent nods his head and Mr Z pulls it off the bed. He folds it and carries it in his other hand. Mr Z asks, "Will I need my wallet or keys?" Trent is surprised how much Mr Z is thinking ahead. Trent says, "No."
The wallet and keys flop on the bed after Mr Z takes all the cash out of it. Mr Z reaches to a shelf and pulls a DVD case that holds his emergency cash. The several hundred dollars is handed to Trent as Mr Z says, "I won't be needing this anymore, will I master?" Trent tucks the money into his pocket and says, "You don't have to call me master." Mr Z replies, "But I want to."
The two walk out the front door as Mr Z takes a look around at the life he is leaving behind. He tugs on his favorite jean jacket and baseball cap then closes the door. Trent holds the quilt and suitcase for his new minion while he leads him to the car. He puts the stuff in the backseat and they leave together. On the drive home, Mr Z says, "How did you find me?" Trent holds up the pendant and answers, "Spell of Locating. Everyday I searched a map of the city for someone about to end their life. I specified a few things about wanting someone who would want to be adopted as my minion."
With a questioning glance, Mr Z asks, "How many suicides have you stopped from happening?" Trent looks at the road ahead and says, "You're my first. I know what you are thinking and I just can't go around saving everyone. The fabric of reality will come undone if too many of the threads of fate are pulled from the cloth." Mr Z feels a tingle run down his body at the truth of the words. He looks down in disappointment and says, "Thank you for saving me, Master."
Once at Trent's lair, A.K.A. the nice suburban house he inherited from his grandmother, Mr Z says, "Master, You said I get to be transformed into a creature. When can we do that?" Trent smiles at Mr Z's eagerness. Trent says, "Okay, take off your clothes and sit on the pentagram on the floor."
Mr. Z quickly shucks off his clothes. Trent thinks, 'For an unattractive chubby 30 something, he sure isn't shy about his body.' Mr Z sits patiently, naked, watching everything Trent does with anticipation. Trent pulls out a book and lays it outside the circle in front of Mr Z then says, "This is the spell to transform you. When I say my part, you say your's." Mr Z asks "Will I be badass and scary looking?"
Trent replies honestly, "It differs from person to person. I'm sure it will make you look as cool as you imagine you will be." With determination, Mr Z crouches on his hands and feet, looking at the book.
Trent starts the spell and Mr Z follows along to read his part to agree to be bound to Trent as his minion. The circle glows and Mr Z's body begins to change. Black fur grows out of his body and his head lengthens to become very canine looking. A tail sprouts out and his hands turn very paw like. His penis forms into a sheath and his ears lengthen. Mr Z looks at his new body. While not exactly as chubby as he used to be, he's not muscular either. He runs a hand over the fluffy black fur covering his body. Mr Z stands up to be even taller than he was before the change. Bouncing on his digitigrade legs, he feels his long muzzle and ears.
With appreciation, Trent looks over his minion and says, "Very nice. I figured you would have turned into something a lot less cute." Mr Z wags his tail at the compliment. Mr Z says, "In my bag I have the perfect accessory for this new body." He digs through the bag and pulls out a black dog collar with spikes on it. "Master would you please?" Mr Z kneels and holds the collar out to Trent. With resignation at how overeager this man was to become his minion, Trent fastens it around Mr Z's neck.
The big black anthro canine of indeterminate breed, wraps his arms around Trent and says, "Thank you master." Trent rubs a hand over the medium length fur in a petting motion and says, "The spell hasn't changed your mind. You are doing all this of your own free will, right?" Mr Z says "Of course master! What is your bidding?"
With a devious smile Trent says, "Show me how flexible you are by licking your own cock." With excitement Mr Z says, "I can do that now?" The canine sits down and reaches his neck down to give his genitals a tongue bath. Trent says, "Good, now go start cleaning up my lair for me." Mr Z stands up and salutes, "Yes Master!" Trent eyes the dog's glistening wet sheath and balls.
Writing in his journal, Trent describes the experience today. Trent has always wanted a minion of his own since he started down the path of the arcane arts. The pendant spell has taken weeks to finally find a suitable match, but Trent was starting to have misgivings.
Walking through the house, Trent looks around for his new minion. The dog is mopping the floor in the kitchen. His bushey black tail is swishing back and forth with joy as he hums a song. Mr Z spots Trent and asks, "Master, do you live alone in this large house?" Trent replies sadly, "Ever since my Grandmother died six months ago." Mr Z stops what he is doing and walks over to hug Trent.
The warm black chest fur presses against Trent's face as his tall minion consoled him. Not realizing how lonely he has been these past few months, Trent hugs the dog back.
After the floor is mopped, Trent shows the dog to his room. Mr Z looks at the accommodations, the big dog unfolds his quilt and places it over the bed. Mr Z says, "Thank you Master, I assumed you would have me sleep at the foot of your bed." Trent laughs and says, "You sound disappointed. You can do that if you have trouble sleeping in here." With excitement, Mr Z says, "Thank you Master."
Mr Z seems happy enough with his new body and was constantly petting his own fur in pleasure. Trent says, "You're way too into acting like your my pet dog now. Did you want me to treat you like that from now on?" With slight embarrassment, Mr Z looks down at his hand paws and says, "Yes, please do Master."
Trent wonders how kinky and weird his minion really is. Wanting to test him, Trent says, "Okay pet! Let's go for a walk." Mr Z walks to the suitcase and pulls out a leash. Trent smiles and says, "Of course you would have one." The leash is clipped to the collar and with concern Mr Z asks, "Master, do I need clothes to go outside?" Trent looks the dog up and down and says, "Of course not, minions don't cover their bodies because it would block out the magic that is constantly running through you." They walk out the back door. Mr Z tries to walk on all four like a regular dog would. Besides the large size, the fluffy black fur makes it hard to tell anything is different about Trent's new dog.
Walking around the yard, Mr Z happily sniffs at things to test his new nose. Trent asks, "You gonna do your business out here or can you pretend you are potty trained?" Mr Z looks around and says, "I'll take my number twos inside but I'm pissing out here." The dog raises his hind leg to let loose a stream against the fence. With relief Mr Z says, "I've always wanted to do that."
With curiosity, Trent asks, "Have you always wanted to be a dog?" Mr Z answers, "Maybe..." Trent says, "I wanted a minion to do my bidding, not a pet." Mr Z quickly says, "I can do both!" The large dog get's down on his knees to look up at Trent and pleads, "Please Master, I will do anything you want!" Trent looks into the big puppy dog eyes and says, "Fine, tonight is your first mission. If you do well, I will ignore your strange quirks."
After the sun goes down, the real fun starts. Secret Agent Z is briefed on his mission. Get in, get the item, and get out. Simple enough. The only problem is the witch's minion could be on guard. This was more of a friendly competition with a rival than an actual mission, but Trent didn't mention that. Trent will assess progress while watching through the portal.
Drawing a magic doorway on the wall, Trent gains entrance to Stephanie's library. Agent Z pokes his head through to look around and sees the portal is on the back of the only door to the room. With hesitation Agent Z steps through the portal. Sneaking quietly across the room, his heart is pounding. Who knows what kind of booby traps are waiting for him.
He stops to scan the dark room with his enhanced nightvision. He sees a glass case of trinkets, but after examination, it's not what he's looking for. Scanning the room some more, he spots a trunk. He walks towards it and Trent whispers through the portal "No no no, that's a trap!" Agent Z decides to ignore the trunk and walks over to a fancy roll top desk. Trent whispers "No. That's a trap too." Agent Z rolls his eyes and moves on. The large room is quiet except for the pawsteps of the big dog creeping around the room.
Agent Z continues to look around the room and finally sees the desired object just laying on an end table. The Lens of Truth. Agent Z holds it up to his eye to check if it was a decoy. The desk and trunk both glow with enchanted energy. He looks back towards the portal and notices a naked human laying on top of a tall bookcase watching him from the shadows. Agent Z let's out a yelp of fear and drops the magnifying glass to the carpet. The naked human he saw through it is replaced by a tigerman.
The figure gracefully hops down off the shelf and says, "Well, hello there cutie. I'm Fang and you must be... " He looks through the portal at Trent's frightened face, "Trent's new minion. You're not as stealthy as you think." Agent Z picks up the magnifying glass. Fang holds out his paw and says, "I'm gonna need that back."
Too afraid to fail his first mission, Agent Z walks towards Fang and then suddenly jumps for the portal. Fang grabs him out of mid air while Agent Z tosses the magnifying glass to his master. Trent catches it and Agent Z yells, "Master!" Fang runs towards the portal to retrieve the item. With a look of fear from the charging tiger, Trent snaps his fingers and the portal blinks out. Fang rolls his eyes and says, "That was a brave sacrifice for someone you just met. I was going to let you off with just a warning, but now you really grabbed the tiger by the tail."
Hauling up Prisoner Z to his feet by a hand full of fur, Fang looks over his new captive. Fang runs a paw over the fur on Prisoner Z's belly and says, "You're pretty cute. Most minions come from people who think they have to be ugly to be a minion." Prisoner Z asks, "What are you gonna do to me?" Fang runs his tongue across Prisoner Z's throat and replies, "Whatever I want to. Didn't Trent tell you the rules for when a minion catches another minion trespassing?" Prisoner Z timidly says, "No."
Fang smiles like only a tiger can and says, "I get to have all the fun I want until he comes to beg my master for your return. He's probably already looking for a new minion to replace you." Fang roughly grabs Prisoner Z by the tail and leads him out of the library. Walking through the extravagant house, Z is impressed. They finally get to a door and Fang orders Z to knock. He gives a light knock and a woman's voice says, "Enter."
Stephanie, a good looking human in her 20's, turns on a bedside lamp and looks over the dark canine Fang is holding onto. She says, "Never seen you before. Who does he belong to?" Fang answers, "Trent Keller. This mutt was dumb enough to throw the artifact through the exit portal and let his master leave him behind."
Stephanie says, "That's quite the loyalty for a common trinket. Fang, why did you let that happen?" Fang looks down at the foot of the bed and says, "I'm sorry I failed you Master." Stephanie beckons them closer. Z walks to the end of the bed with Fang close behind him. Stephanie pats the spot on the bed beside her and says "Come sit down and tell me your name." When Z doesn't move, Fang lets go of the tail and slaps him on the ass to motivate him.
The situation is very tense for Z. He doesn't know what Stephanie is going to do to him. Z takes the offered seat on the bed and looks the woman up and down. Her eyes are very kind and don't show anger. Z begins with an introduction. "Hello Madam, My name is Z. I'm sorry to disturb you." Stephanie replies, "Hello Z, my name is Stephanie Milfred, Welcome to my home. I'm sure you will probably be staying here a while until Trent works up the courage to come beg me for you back."
The explanation of the situation makes Z's stomach sink. Stephanie turns to Fang, "You deserve a punishment for letting Trent get away with the trinket." Turning back to Z she says, "and you deserve a reward for your loyalty to that coward Trent. I think you two can help each other out." Pointing to the foot of the large bed Stephanie says, "Lay down on your back and let Fang reward you."
Crawling across the bed, Z lays down on the spot. Stephanie says, "Go on Fang, put on a good show for me." With resignation and shame Fang bends over the bed to spreads Z's legs. Z is unsure about this reward. Fang starts licking at Z's dog balls with his rough tiger tongue. Z lays still to enjoy his reward as Stephanie reaches under her nightgown with a smile.
The Tiger starts to work his way up to the sheath and Z's tip starts to peak out. Z lets out a moan as he feel's a tongue on his quickly extending dog cock. Fang pulls the sheath to reveal his target. Z looks down at his red rocket in appreciation. Fang looks into Z's eyes with a glare while he massages the shaft with his tongue.
Stephanie says, "That's enough foreplay, climb up and ride him like a cowboy." Z looks over to the smiling Stephanie. Her eyes are glued to his dog cock. Fang straddles Z's cock to line it up with his tailhole. Z puts his hands on Fangs hips and pulls down to slide his shaft into the tiger. Fang grunts and Z moans in pleasure at the warm embrace of his cock. Fang picks himself up and slides back down. Z is in heaven as his cock is milked.
With a smile, Z thinks, 'Sex as a reward only happens in pornos. Maybe i could enjoy this more if Fang would stop glaring at me.' The angry tiger goes through the motions while his limp tiger sheath and balls flop gently on Z's stomach fur. Z is getting close and looks down to see his knot starting to expand.
With embarrassment Z asks Stephanie, "Would you like me to knot him ma'am?" Stephanie's hand is moving vigorously under the covers. She replies, "Oh god yes!" Fang lets out a sigh and presses himself down lower during the thrusts. Z thrusts his hips up to meet him and the knot finally slips in. Z lets out more moans and groans as the tiger bounces on Z's lap. Z's orgasm finally hits and the tiger is locked into place as the dog pumps him full of cum.
Stephanie lets out moans of her own. She reaches to the nightstand and grabs a few tissues to clean herself up. She praises Fang, "Good job Fang, I hope you learned your lesson. Stay just like that until he releases you, then take him down to the dorms and introduce him to everyone." With a forced smile Fang says, "Yes, thank you Master. I will."
Z and Fang just stare at each other awkwardly as they wait for the knot to release. Stephanie stares and lets the image of her big strong tiger knotted to this fluffy black dog get burnt into her memory. After several minutes Fang politely asks for some tissues and Stephanie hands him the ones covered in her juices.
Fang finally pulls off the dog cock and presses the tissues to his tailhole to prevent leakage on Master's bed. Fang uses his other hand to grab Z's collar and quickly pulls him out of the room. Z watches his shiny wet erection bob around as Fang leads him through the long corridors of the mansion.
Z hears the sound of people talking as they come to a door. Fang just pushes in with Z still in tow. Z looks around the room and sees three creatures sitting around a table playing cards. A muscular anthro griffin, a short scrawny blue Lizardman, and some sort of fluffy green anthro dog with a skull head with glowing green eyes in the black eye sockets. All three see Fang holding his tailhole and Z's slowly deflating erection. They bust out in laughter at what obviously happened.
With anger, Fang yells "Shut the fuck up! Master wanted me to bring her guest down here because he will be staying with us for a while." Fang pushes Z towards the bunk beds that line the walls. He picks up the end of a very long metal chain from under one of the beds. He clips it onto Z's collar and says, "Don't try to take it off." Z asks, "Is it enchanted or something?" Fang answers, "No, it is to remind you that you are still a prisoner here." Fang walks into the bathroom next to the beds to take a shower and try to wash the dog jizz out.
The 4 foot tall blue lizard man comes over dragging a chain from his leg and says, "Hello there, I'm Blue." He points to the Skulldog, "and that's Grim." He points to the griffin, "and that's Flappy." The strange bird cat hybrid flaps the wings on it's back. "Over there, sleeping in the corner, is Konsui." Z can see a mass of brown fur laying in a bed. The lizard holds out a hand and Z shakes it. "Hi, I'm Z. Are you all prisoners here too?"
Blue smiles and says, "Only me and you. Those three work here." Looking down at the cum stains on Z's sheath, Blue can't resist the urge to ask, "Usually, it's the other way around when they march a new prisoner in here. What happened?" Flappy and Grim crane their heads away from the card game to listen in. Z tries to think of a way to explain the strangest day of his life.
Beginning from the knock on his door this morning, he gives a recap. Blue nods his head and listens. When Z gets to the sex part of the story Blue's pink tip starts poking out of his slit. Grim calls out in his raspy voice, "It's nice to know that kitty got knocked down a peg." Flappy says, "Being locked, cock to butt, to someone who hates you, must have been the most awkward 10 minutes of your life."
Grim rasps out, "This calls for drinks!" The skulldog pokes his claw into his eye socket and fishes out the glowing green dot Z assumed was his pupil. Holding it with two fingers he draws a glowing circle on the tabletop. He turns his one remaining eye at Z and says, "What are you having?" Z asks, "I can have anything?" Blue says, "He's testing you! You better... ahhhh!" Flappy yanked Blues feet out from under him with the attached chain and drags him across the floor away from Z.
Placing a footpaw on Blue's head, Flappy asks, "What are you having?" Z racks his brain trying to outthink the test. Should he order something manly and strong or tasty and weak. Something exotic or common. Something simple or fancy. The voice of Z's brother cuts through the chatter in his brain with the answer. Z looks up and says with confidence, "I'll have... what you're having." Blue gives a thumbs down from the floor.
The one green eye glows brightly and Grim furiously writes his drink order in the circle. He throws the eye up in the air and catches it in the socket. Z tries not to think about how he caught the eye if he couldn't see out of the empty socket. With gusto Grim slaps his hand down on the circle and the area turns into a portal that a serving tray the exact shape of the lopsided circle raises up out of.
On the tray is a baby bottle of alcohol infused milk, a gigantic squirming tick gorged with a high blood alcohol level in a jar, a jello shot of vodka, and two shot glasses of glowing green magic infused moonshine. With concern, Z walks over to the table and sits down next to Grim. Flappy let's go of Blue's head and the lizard stands up to look at the tray. Grim calls out to Fang, "Get in here Fang!" The damp tiger walks out of the bathroom with only a towel around his neck.
Fang looks at the tray and says, "Asshole!" He grabs the milk and unscrews the nipple. Fang asks, "What we drinking to?" Grim says, "Our new friend Z getting one over on you." Flappy grabs the tick and Blue grabs the jello shot. Z looks at the glowing green shot glasses. Grabbing one in his paw, he reasoned it couldn't be too dangerous or Blue would have warned him. They clink glasses and down their poisons of choice. Z tries to ignore the crunching coming from Flappy.
The hard liquor burns Z's mouth as it goes down. His eyes start to glow green. The room spins and he looks at his hand. It's human again. He looks up at Grim. A naked dark skinned human with bloody scooped out eye sockets faces him. He looks at Fang, the same naked human he saw in the library, now stands with a towel around his neck looking back at him. Blue is a human with a glowing blue handprint on his face. Looking at Flappy he doesn't see any changes.
Z makes a guess and says, "I'm seeing the truth again? Just like with the magnifying glass I stole." Grim's bloody face smiles and says, "It gives you perspective doesn't it." Z continues to look at Flappy and says, "Flappy doesn't look any different. Does that mean he has always been like that?" Flappy spreads his wings and says, "You jealous?"
Blue says, "You're gonna have one hell of a hangover from that shit. Why don't you just go to bed before you see something that melts your brain?" Blue grabs Z by the hand and leads the dog to the bunk bed. The magic in the drink has rapidly absorbed into Z's body. Z drunkenly climbs under the blanket and looks across the room to see a black figure floating in the corner staring down at the sleeping Konsui. The figure turns to look into Z's eyes and the drunk dog promptly passes out. Blue looks at Grim and says, "Why you gotta torture the new guy like that? I'm sure he will be screaming in his sleep while having nightmares all night." Grim leans close to Blue's face and asks, "When are you going to tell me who slapped you?"
With embarrassment Blue runs a hand over his muzzle and says, "I'm going to bed too." The lizard pulls slack in his chain and climbs to the bunk above Z. Grim returns the glasses, jar, and bottle to the tray and it sinks into the table. Grim says, "Who's up for another round?" The shape above Konsui hears this and floats across the room to hover over the table in front of Grim. They stare into each other's eyes until Fang snaps his fingers in front of Grim and says, "Why you always staring off into space when you drink that junk? Can I get mine in a regular cup this time?"
Grim summons another round. The tray has Flappy's tick, Fang's milk, a bowl of warm saki, and Grim's moonshine. Flappy looks at the saki and says, "One for your imaginary friend?" Grim quietly slides the saki to the empty seat next to him at the table and watches the black figure dip it's face to the bowl. Fang says, "It's such a waste to just let it sit there and evaporate."
Back at the lair, Trent is laying on Z's blue quilt brooding over the guilt of getting scared and closing the door on Z. Trent wonders, 'Would the big dog forgive me?' He fingers the stolen lens. 'I sacrificed him to save my own skin. Do i deserve his loyalty after that? Looking down at the lens he stole his eyes tear up. He will have to deal with his guilt and go on a roadtrip to get Z back, because he couldn't open another portal without his minion to help him.
The next morning, Z is still passed out. Blue looks down at him from the top bunk. He looks at the food on the table that Grim summoned them for breakfast before he left. Trying not to rattle his chain to disturb the perpetually sleeping Konsui, Blue creeps to the table to eat. There is not much else to do, so Blue heads to the bathroom to give his scales a washing.
After an hour Z finally awakens to the feeling of being made of garbage. His body aches and head is pounding. The previous day is a jumble in his head. While looking around he remembers being in this room with a few naked dudes and a bird. The memories slowly come back as he feels his furry body. He sees the blue lizardman sitting at the table reading a book and asks, "Are you real?" Blue replies, "Very real. Now Grim, I have doubts about how real he is. That dog can drink that shit and be just fine. It's probably what caused his face to melt off."
Z tries to get out of bed and pulls at the chain attached to his collar. He inquires, "Are these chains necessary?" Blue answers, "They are mainly symbolic. I usually take mine off before i shower so it doesn't rust. Why don't you take one to help get over your hangover?" Z stumbles out of bed and eats a few bites of the food.
In between bites Z asks "Why do they trust us so much around here?" Blue answers, "It's a tradition to test what a new minion will do in Master Stephanie's library. Didn't you think it was strange that your master sent you here with practically no training or instruction other than to grab the item?" Z thinks back to yesterday. Fang's words echo in his head, 'let you off with just a warning.' He facepalms his stupidity for being a hero in the test before dragging himself into the bathroom.
The big dog looks over the accommodations and turns on the shower. He unbuckles his collar and lets it fall to the floor with the chain. Wanting to use the least amount of energy, he lays back in the tub while the shower sprays over his thick black fur. Z's head lulls sideways and he looks out the open door at Blue.
Z's mind starts to wonder and he asks, "How long have you been here?" Blue looks over and replies, "Only a few weeks. But you don't have to worry, most captives are only here for a day or two before their masters come to collect them." Z feels comfort that his master is coming for him so quickly.
Blue gets up from the table to stand in the doorway to talk with Z. He says, "I didn't want to say it in front of the guards, but throwing the artifact to your master was genius. When I did the test, Flappy was pretending to be asleep in the chair. Why would I be so stupid to think a bird snores?"
A laugh barks out of Z. He asks, "What was with the drinks last night?" Blue answers, "That test was to judge what type of drinker you are. You over thought it and Grim gave you a nasty surprise." Z leans forward into the stream of water and lets it run over his muzzle. Feeling much better, Z turns off the water.
With caution Blue says, "Close the shower curtain if you are going to shake dry." Z closes the curtain and shakes most of the water off. Blue is holding a towel out to Z when he slides the curtain open.
Z attempts to dry his fur and gives up when the towel is soaked. Looking around the dorm room Z asks, "What do you do for fun around here?" Blue replies, "We could have sex?" Z rolls his eyes and says, "Not with this hangover. Besides, I just finished getting clean." Blue shoots back, "You just laid under the shower for a few minutes and didn't even use any shampoo."
Z says, "Okay then, maybe later, when I'm feeling better. What else do you do for fun around here?" Blue thinks for a minute and says, "We could practice magic?" Z says, "I didn't even know magic was real until yesterday." With excitement Blue says, "Then let me teach you your first spell!"
Crossing his arms to touch opposite eyelids, Blue says, "Crimson Stare!" Blue opens his eyes and they glow red. Blue tells Z, "A proper minion needs to look the part while creeping through the dark. It's an easy spell, hold your finger out." Z complies. Blue touches the finger and Z feel something in his finger tip.
Blue tells Z, "Now wave your finger around to gather some magic on it. Z waves it through the air and the feeling gets stronger. Blue instructs, "Now flick off the magic like you are flicking a booger" Z flicks the invisible booger off his finger and the feeling goes away., Blue says, "Now get that feeling to come back on your own."
With concentration, Z waves his finger around until he catches the invisible feeling again. Blue says good now wipe the magic in your eye and think of a color. Z looks down at the invisible force on his finger and rubs it across his eyes while thinking 'green'. His eyes gain a green tint and glow.
Blue laughs and says "Going for the Grim look?" Z looks around and says, "How was this so easy?" Blue answers, "Minions are a Wizard's conduit for magical energy. We are like gasoline and they are the engine that focuses it into more refined actions.
The little lizardman leans in and says, "You want to see an even cooler trick you can do with that spell?" Z nods his head yes. Blue turns around and does something in front of him with his hands. Z just stares at Blue's tail as the lizard's hips move around. Blue looks over his shoulder and says, "You're gonna love this one." After a few more seconds, Blue turns back around and waves his glowing red erection at Z. Unable to contain himself, Z lets out laughs as Blue starts helicoptering his glowing lizard cock like a glowstick at a rave.
It's at this time Grim walks back into the room to check on the prisoners. Grim rolls his green glowing eyes at the exhibition and says, "Z, Why aren't you wearing your chain?" Z feels his neck and remembers he left his collar in the bathroom. Z says, "Sorry, I was letting my fur dry." Grim replies, "Let me help you with that." The skulldog claps his hands and presses them to Z's chest. A wind caresses over every square inch of Z's fur. Z shivers and shakes as he feels the most amazing stimulation on his body. After 30 seconds, Z is completely dry and also completely erect. Grim looks down at the dog's cock and runs a finger over it to make it glow green. Grim says, "There you go. Now your cock matches your eyes."
Z feels slightly embarrassed. Blue says "Lightsaber battle!" and swings his glowing cock to hit against Z's leg. Z laughs and gets a few good swings in to hit Blue back. Grim ignores the childish cock fight and goes to check on Konsui. Z and Blue finish their cock fighting and join Grim to look down at the brown mass of fur. On closer inspection Konsui is a rotund boar man with gleaming white tusks. With concern Z asks, "What's wrong with him?" Grim explains, "Konsui sleeps 23 hours a day. So if you ever have to wake him, it better be for a damn good reason."
Grim says, "Help me wake him." Z nods and says, "What do I do?" Grim grabs the sleeping boar and says, "Roll him onto his belly." Z and Grim manage to rotate the heavy boarman. Grim instructs, "Now we need to pump him full of magic to wake him up. Just stick your glowing dick into him to bleed off some of the magic I put on it. Grim holds up the boar's tail to reveal a pink pucker. Z looks down at his glowing cock and says, "This feels a little rapey."
Looking Z in the eyes, Grim says, "Don't get squeamish now. You didn't have any qualms about Fang last night." Grim wraps his paw around Z's dogcock. "I gave you this boner for a reason. Now put it to good use." Z looks down at Grims paw wrapped around his glowing boner and realizes that he's suddenly very horny. Blue adds, "Grim showed me how to wake him up a few times. Don't worry Konsui will be totally okay with this when he's awake."
Pushing his thoughts about consent out of his head, Z climbs on the bed behind Konsui. Z looks at Grim and asks, "Got any lube?" Blue quickly volunteers, "I'll do it!" The lizardman waggles his tongue at Z then bends down to curl it around the dog cock. With a slurp Z's erection is now dripping with lizard saliva. Z lines himself up with the big fat boar's tailhole. The anticipation makes his cock glow a brighter green. Blue starts to jerk off his glowing red erection at the show. With a thrust, the cock slides in and Z can feel a draining in his body already.
Grim's skull is a great poker face that doesn't give anything away. He impassively walks away to sit at the table and summons Konsui's breakfast. The boar is a glutton when it came to eating so Grim draws an extra large circle and starts writing an order for a little bit of everything he could think of.
Not knowing how this wake up spell is supposed to work, Z just starts thrusting his cock in while holding the boar's tail with his other hand. Z thinks to himself, 'this wouldn't be half bad if it didn't feel like I was a frat boy having my way with a drunk person while my frat brothers watched.' Nevertheless, Z concentrates on pumping his cock in while ignoring the tingle of the magic draining out of his body.
After a minute Konsui starts to stir. The boar opens his eyes and looks over his shoulder at Z. The dog quickly stops thrusting and Konsui says, "Keep going. I'm gonna need a full dose if you want me to stay awake for more than a few minutes." Z restarts his thrusting with more confidence now that he has full consent. Konsui sees blue jerking himself and says, "You're still here Blue? Why don't you come over here and give me a double dose?"
Blue wags his lizard tail in excitement as he climbs on the bed to kneel in front. Konsui gets up to his hands and knees while Z pauses his thrusts to hang on. Konsui gobbles down Blue's glowing red cock. Blue and Z both let out a moan as the magic is sucked out of their bodies at an even faster rate. After a few more minutes of thrusting Konsui has them groaning and moaning with pleasure.
Blue says, "I'm so close." Z feels the boar's anus squeeze down on him and he can't hold it any longer. Deciding that it would be rude to tie his knot without asking, Z grips it in his paw as he groans in climax and pumps the load of magic infused seed inside. Blue quickly follow's after with his own climax. Konsui swallows every drop of the magic infused jizz. The dog and lizard are panting as Konsui climbs off the bed. They collapse in exhaustion as Konsui clops his hooves over to the table with a spring in his step.
Z is feeling very used at the moment, as he watches the revived boar sit down at the table to eat. Blue climbs over to spoon his back against Z's chest and the big dog wraps his arms around him to just go with it. They quickly fall asleep together.
Brushing back the fur on his forearm, Konsui checks the energy gauge tattooed on his skin. Konsui announces, "I got a good 16 hour charge from them. What are we doing today?" Grim replies, "Master Stephanie has something she needs you to take care of. Go see her after you eat." Looking over the spread on the table, Konsui says, "You always order the best meals, but where does all this food come from?" Grim waves his paw over the table and says, "A magician never reveals his secrets." Konsui stuffs an eggroll in his mouth and says, "Why don't you just admit that you have no clue?"
With a shrug, Grim reaches across the table to grab a pork eggroll. With rapt attention, Grim watches Konsui eat one of the 'pigs in a blanket'. After that Konsui eats the bowl of pork and beans, followed by the slice of Hawaiian pizza. A bowl of bacon fried mushrooms is quickly eaten. A small plate of biscuit and sausage gravy is lapped up by the boar. Grim picks up a strip of fried bacon and waits for Konsui to notice before biting it. Without thinking Konsui, grabs a few strips of bacon to shove into his mouth. Grim watches in fascination as the pig eats another pig. Grim holds his poker face as the boar fails to notice all the foods on the table are pork based.
Konsui downs the glass of pig's milk and says, "Thanks for breakfast Grim!" Then saunters off to find Master Stephanie for his instructions. Grim finally lets loose his laughter after Konsui leaves the room.
After the long nap, Z wakes up cuddling Blue. His hangover is gone and he feels alot better. He hears a clink when he moves to get up. Grim must have reattached the collar and chain while he was passed out. Grim looks up from the sketchbook he is drawing in and says, "Good afternoon sleepy head. Master Stephanie is expecting Trent to arrive very soon to pick you up. Did you want me to get you anything?"
Looking down at the empty table, Z asks, "Can you teach me how that food spell works?" Grim fishes out the glowing marble floating around in his empty eye socket and holds it out to Z. Grim says, "It's easy, just use this and draw a circle." Z holds the small uneven marble in his hand and asks "But what is this thing?" Grim explains, "It's a dragon's bladder stone."
Z makes a frown. Grim says, "It beats being completely blind regardless of how gross you think it sounds. Now draw a small circle." Z draws an almost perfect circle on the table. The ring glows as they look at it. Grim says, "Just write what you want. Don't be greedy and mind the spelling." Z asks, "Can I summon things besides food and drinks?" Grim turns his good eye towards Z and answers, "If you want to go into another coma from expending that much magical energy, then knock yourself out."
Wanting to test what his new powers can do, "Z writes on the table 'Chocolate fountain'." Grim says, "Now reach into the air and grab a handful of magic." Z raises his paw into the air and concentrates on finding the feeling Blue showed him. After a minute he has it. Z asks "Then I just press it into the circle?" Grim nods and Z gently slaps the magic into the circle to activate the spell.
The circle turns into a hole and a three tiered chocolate fountain slowly rises out of the table. Grim looks at it and drums his fingers on the table. Grim turns to Z and ask, "You know we're both dogs right? What the fuck we going to do with chocolate? And you made the rookie mistake of not ordering anything to dip in the fountain."
Regret flows through Z at his poor choice. Grim pops the eye back into his socket then looks over at the sleeping Blue and says "Want to make a chocolate sculpture?" Grim stands up and walks over to Blue. He places his paw on Blue's head and Blue's limbs start moving around as Grim experiments with his new puppet. Blue sits up from the bed and Grim walks him across the room with jerky motions. Z watches with fascination as Grim makes Blue climb on the table and sit on his haunches.
With a gentle grace, Grim slowly removes his hand from the sleeping lizard. Blue remains in the position he was posed. Grim removes Blue's chain. He motions for Z to help him pick up the fountain and they tip it over Blues head. The chocolate creeps over Blue in an unnatural motion. Z suspects Grim cast a spell to help the chocolate encase the poor lizard.
Once the gallon of chocolate pours out of the little fountain, they set it down in the circle and it promptly retracts. Z watches in amazement as the chocolate continues to creep around Blue's tail to finish covering him. Z says "I hope you left air holes." Grim looks at the little lizardman to see the two holes on his muzzle. The warm chocolate quickly hardens against the cold blooded body. Hardly any has gotten on the table top.
Z asks the obvious question, "What happens when he wakes up?" Grim shrugs and says, "Don't worry about that. I cast a sleep spell on him so he should awaken at just the right time during Trent's dinner. Help me carry the table out to the dining hall." Z unclips his chain from his collar and they carry the table out the door and down a few halls to reach a large dining room. Flappy and Fang just gawk at them as they pass in the hall.
They set Blue in a corner of the dining area and Grim goes about summoning other desserts to place around Blue to make the chocolate sculpture seem less out of place.
Taking a step back, the two admire their work. Cakes, pies, cookies, candies, and pastries surround Blue on the small wooden table. Flappy enters the dining hall and says, "Trent's car has turned onto the driveway. You better prep the dinner buffet too." Grim hands his eye to Z and says, "Just make a bunch of small circles on that table over there and write whatever dishes you think Trent would like for the dinner. We can make other people waste their magic to summon them when we are ready to eat."
Grim takes a step back and watches as Z sets about his work of writing a random mish mash of food items on the table. Pizza, potato chips, french fries, hamburgers, fried chicken, and potato salad are a few of the items Z starts writing with the eye. Grim uses his other eye to look disapprovingly at some of the choices. Grim thinks, 'No wonder the dog is so pudgy in the middle, if he eats like that.'
While Z is at one end of the long table finishing writing, Stephanie walks in the room wearing a very fashionable black dress and looks down at all the junk food written on the table and motions for Grim to hand her his other eye. With reluctance, Grim pulls his eye out and blindly holds it out to his master. She takes the eye and walks down the table crossing some items out and writing in her own choices to balance out the menu. Z feels a little embarrassed every time Stephanie modifies or crosses out an item and writes her own in.
Z grabs Grims paw and places the eye in it. Grim pops it in and watches in amusement at his master fixing Z's mistakes. Once she is finished, she tosses the eye up in the air towards Grim. The green furred skull dog starts to panic because of his lack of depth perception. He misses the catch and the eye hits the carpet to roll under Blue's dessert table. Stephanie apologizes, "Sorry Grim, I always forget." Z quickly says, "I'll get it!" and crawls under the table on his hands and knees.
Eyeing the spread on Blue's table, Stephanie walks over and sits down on Z's back to admire the detail of the sculpture. Z is frozen in place as the woman uses him as a bench without even asking. Stephanie says, "Very nice detail, does Blue know you made a sculpture of him?" With a snicker, Grim replies, "No ma'am." Stephanie says, "Then I can't wait to see the look on his face when he sees it!"
Flappy enters the room and says, "Trent is in the library waiting for you." Stephanie replies, "Let him squirm for a few more minutes and then bring him here after you summon everyone else for dinner." Grim adds, "Don't worry about Blue. He is doing something for me and will be here for dessert." Z and Grim both hold back snickers.
Stephanie runs her hand through Z's tail and looks down at the big black dog she is sitting on. She asks, "Is there something I should know?" Z replies "I don't want to spoil the surprise Ma'am." She stands up as the first guest arrives. Stephanie is an expert host and Z is impressed as she greets each wizard, witch, and minion when they arrive.
A group of minions start to form on one side of the room as Grim introduces Z to other members of the magical minion community. Fang and Konsui show up and gives the chocolate statue an inspection. With a longing stare Konsui says, "I call dibs on it's tail." Fang appreciates the silent statue and says, "If only he could be this quiet all the time."
Flappy makes sure Trent is the last to arrive and everyone turns to give him an applause. Stephanie announces, "Welcome Trent! It's not everyday we get a draw on the assessment mission. So once you return the item you stole, I will allow you to grovel and beg for the return of your minion." A laugh erupts from the crowd. Trent pulls the Lens of Truth out of his pocket. He looks down at it and then holds it up to his eye to look around the room. Trent smiles at the group of naked men and women on the other side of the room. He lowers it and a group of creatures of all shapes and sizes stand in their place.
With reluctance at giving up his cool toy, Trent hands it to Stephanie and says, "Please Miss Milfred, may I have my minion back?" Stephanie looks around the room and says, "The cute big black one with the puppy dog eyes?" Z makes his way through the crowd towards his master. Trent spots Z and runs over to hug the big dog. He begins with, "I'm so sorry I closed the portal to leave you here! Can you ever forgive me?" Another applause ripples through the guests at the reunion. Z decides to forgive him for reacting to Fang. Stephanie announces, "Let the feast begin!"
Grim herds all the minions over to the buffet table to serve the food. They all line up and start pressing their hands to the circles. Hot dishes of food start rising from the table and the minions take a few steps back to rest and let their masters have first servings.
Once Z was sitting at the table eating, several minions were telling him stories about their experience with the practice mission. Laughs were had by all.
Grim whispers something in Stephanie's ear. Stephanie announces, "Please everyone help yourself to some dessert from the dessert table. Grim will begin to divide up his delicious chocolate sculpture. The guests fill up plates with the sweets as the admire the detail of the centerpiece.
The table is mostly empty when Grim gets to it. The skulldog taps the sculpture a few times on the nose and it begins to come to life like a gargoyle. The guests murmur as the chocolate breaks and falls off the rousing lizard. The guests and minions all chuckle as they realize the sculpture was really Blue the whole time. Grim tells the confused Blue to stay still as he picks off chunks of chocolate and passes the pieces around.
When most of the chocolate is picked off, Blue climbs down from the table and removes the chocolate helmet off the top of his head. Grim fills it with icecream and hands it to Trent. With a good natured laugh Trent takes a bite. The rest of the minions surround the little lizard and start licking off the leftover chocolate from his nooks and crannies. The licking quickly gets sexual as he is carried off to have an after dinner orgy in another room.
Fang looks at Trent and says, "I was excited when I saw I would get a puppy to play with. But yours was a pain in my butt in more ways than one." Fang looks at Z and says, "Come join the orgy as the guest of honor?" He walks off to join the party forming in the other room. Z looks to Trent for permission. Trent reaches up to Z's head and fluffs the fur while saying, "You've earned it buddy." Z quickly follows after Fang as Trent talks with another wizard.
In the orgy room, Z quickly gets an erection at the sight of all the furry, feathery, and scaly bodies rubbing against each other in every way imaginable. Fang walks up behind Z and hugs his arms around him. Fang whispers in Z's ear, "You owe me one for what you did to me in front of Master Stephanie last night." Fang makes a mocking voice and says, "Oh please ma'am, may I wreck his tailhole with my fat knot?" Z smiles at the over exaggeration.
Pushing Z down on a nearby cushion the tiger straddles Z's chest. He grabs Z's muzzle and says, "Open your mouth." Groans and moans echo around them as the other minions enjoy themselves. Fang grips the base of his furry tiger ballsack and stretches it out to rub against Z's tongue. Once Fang's balls are soaked he moves his erection to the tip of Z's snout and says, "You know what to do."
Z's tongue gets to work with long strokes up the shaft. Fang groans in pleasure at the feeling of getting what he was planning on getting from the dog before Z ruined it. He quickly climaxes in Z's muzzle as the feelings become too much. Z swallows in appreciation that Fang didn't make him return the favor for everything that happened last night.
Fang pats the side of Z's muzzle and says, "We're even now." The tiger walks off to find someone else to play with.
Z's erection is still pretty hard and he looks around for something to stick it in. He spots a creature he met earlier. Z waves and says, "Hey Stitch!" The hybrid smiles at Z and he smiles back as he admires Stitch's body. Stitch was unforgetable. His body was, left arm and leg of a tiger, right arm and leg of a leopard, and body and head of siamese cat. The stripes and spots stop very abruptly as his limbs connect to the creamy fur of his body, making it look like he was stitched together from multiple animals.
Stitch walks over and sits down on the pillow in front of Z. With nervousness at being at his first orgy, Z tells Stitch, "You really caught my eye at dinner. I really wanted to get a closer look at your unique body." Stitch is used to the curiousity. He replies, "Go ahead and touch all you want." Z sits up from the cushion and feels the 'seam' where the tiger arm meets the Siamese cat body. There is no scar or any other mark to indicate that the arm was stitched on.
Holding Stitch's wrists, he compares the slightly different looking hand paw pads. Z asks, "Are your arms and legs the same length as the other side?" Stitch answers, "Maybe within half an inch. But humans can have that much variance too." Changing the subject, Stitch asks, "What kind of Canine are you anyway?" Z answers, "Yesterday, I spent an hour exploring my body while looking at a dog breed book and comparing myself in the bathroom mirror. I'm just a mixed breed mutt I guess."
Z moves his paw to stroke Stitch's black mask of facial fur. Stitch strokes Z's chest. Z feels the firm muscles under the fur on Stitch's belly and says, "Why is everyone around here so ripped under their fur?" Stitch chuckles and replies, "Don't worry about it." With a concerned look, Stitch runs his paw over Z's shoulder and says, "Not everyone needs to be a purebreed, with perfect muscles. I like you just the way you are." Stitch punctuates the statement by giving Z's slight paunch a squeeze.
The dog's boner has the life reinvigorated in it as Stitch pushes him down to lay on the cushion. The Siamese/Tiger/Leopard hybrid starts to fondle Z's balls as he licks Z's muzzle in a kiss. Z tries to figure out how to kiss back with his muzzle and awkwardly tongues at Stitch's tongue. Stitch pulls back and says, "You're trying too hard, it will take a while to learn how to finess a kiss. Just relax."
Z lays back and decides to just let Stitch lead the way. Stitch's black cat tail waves in the air as he lowers his mouth to suckle on Z's cock. Z moans at the feeling of the cat's tongue pleasuring him. He runs his hands through the Siamese's black ears as Stitch starts bobbing his head. Z can't hold on very much longer, his paws are gripping the ears as he is squirming.
Stitch's hand is a furious blur as he jerks himself off during the blowjob. Z says, "I'm cumming!" The few minions around them turn to watch. Stitch pulls his mouth off Z's cock and uses his hand to massage the knot. Stitch aims the squirts of Z's jizz on himself. Z closes his eyes in ecstasy as his seed coats Stitch. The cat is still jerking himself off in a world of his own as the seed sprays up and down his body.
Z opens his eyes and looks at Stitch as the hybrid leans back on his knees to climax his own seed on top of Z's. Things are getting a little weird for Z and all he can think is, 'How do you get all that jizz out of fur?' Stitch is panting and opens his blue eyes to look down at the staring Z. Stitch says, "Thanks for the good time. Call my master and we can have a playdate some time." Stitch winks and walks off to do god knows what while covered in dog and cat jizz.
Deciding he has had enough of the orgy, Z grabs some wetwipes by the door and cleans himself up a little. He goes back to the dining hall to find his master. Trent is talking with an old wizard with a long beard. The oldman says, "These young wizards today just don't appreciate the long beard and pointy hat style we had when I was young." Trent laughs and says, "Times have changed since the golden age. I would just look like a hipster if I grew a beard."
The oldman doesn't understand, he asks, "What's wrong with being a hipster? I was pretty hip in my day!" Z rolls his eyes and walks off to see what Grim was up to.
A crowd has gathered around the skull dog as he writes furiously in a circle on the table. Z doesn't even recognize what language he is writing in. Grim finishes and another minion slaps it's hand down to power the spell. The minion falls to his knees out of breath as the portal opens to reveal a golden chalice. A witch picks it up and takes a sip. She makes a face then guzzles the rest of the liquid and the crowd cheers. She holds up the gold chalice as her prize and then hands it to her panting minion to hold.
Z spots Flappy watching and goes over to ask him what they are doing. Flappy tell him a story about how Grim always tries to trick people with his pretend knowledge of ancient wines and spirits and how he lets the people who are able to finish the gross drinks he just makes up, keep the gold cup.
Flappy's wings flutter in quiet laughter as he whispers to Z, "I'm pretty sure that one was just unicorn piss mixed with Sprite. They are too drunk to notice at this point." Z laughs as well.
After the party, Z and Trent walk to the car. A few of the other minions get together to combine their powers to make a car sized portal to save Trent the 8 hour drive home.
Once at home, Z wraps up in his favorite blue quilt and lays on Trent's bed next to him. They talk about the experience and bond. Eventually, they drift off to sleep together.
The End.
Author's commentary, easter eggs, and backstory on details:
Z is a huge furry and gets to become his fursona. That was the basic idea when I started this story.
The Mr Z, Agent Z, and Prisoner Z joke got old fast and I just dropped it after it had run it's course.
Trent has met Stephanie and her minions a few times, she was the one who gave him the spells and info to recruit himself a minion.
It's creepy how far ahead Z thinks about how to handle abandoning his life.
Hilarious joke that a normal suburban house is his 'evil lair'.
The 'clothes block out magical energy' line was just an excuse to have all the minions be nude.
Fang was sleeping on top of the bookcase, like a housecat, on his shift to guard the library. Trent woke him up with all the loud whispering.
Lens of Truth was a total rip off of Legend of Zelda on N64.
Stephanie is a total pervert for some M/M furry sex.
Stephanie says to introduce Z to everyone, but Fang ignores that order and just chains him up in the boy's dorm room instead. There is a whole room of horny female minions that would have tortured Fang with laughter had he showed up to introduce Z with a butt full of dog jizz.
Konsui is japanese for coma. It works also since it sounds like pig sooie
Flappy comes from a noble family of griffins. He's just slumming it as Stephanie's lacky to annoy his parents.
Who knows what Grim's imaginary friend really is. Grim decided it was harmless yet creepy since no one else could interact with or see it. Blue, Fang, and Flappy don't have the guts to try the magic moonshine.
The blue handprint across Blue's face is a sign that Blue was abused by his master. That also explains why his master abandoned him when he failed the assessment mission.
If the shower scene wasn't a hint, Blue points out that Z has terrible personal hygene. Z didn't even worry about trying to brush his teeth or comb his fur or anything.
Grim taught Blue the glowing eyes spell and the glowing dick spell when Blue woke up Konsui last week.
Konsui will sleep 23 hours a day if no one recharges him. He only wakes up to eat and use the restroom. His body functions like a magical battery that has a shitty lifespan before needing another minion to recharge him. Unfortunately Konsui has a bit of a reputation as a slut since he will fuck anything that moves to buy himself more time awake.
It is a very common occurance for Konsui to be woken up by a stranger pounding his ass. Grim always neglects to mention that you could just use a finger to give the boar a recharge.
Grim loves to abuse his power to summon food and drinks. Konsui might have noticed that Grim was fucking with him but didn't want to give Grim the satisfaction. He also doesn't consider feral pigs and himself to be the same species so it is okay in his mind to eat pork. Also, who the fuck milks a pig?
Grim's eyes and face were melted off by a typo in a summoning spell.
Grim is pretty much Stephanie's head chef and was sketching ideas for a center piece for the dinner until inspiration hit him.
Grim is very protective of his eyes stones because it took a long time to match a set of the exact same color green.
Of course a fatty like Z would summon a chocolate fountain. Z would have probably put his muzzle up to it and drank some, then puked everywhere later, if Grim didn't remind him chocolate makes dogs sick.
Grim's puppet mind control spell is useful when he doesn't feel like carrying passed out minions back to their rooms. He's just using it on little Blue to show off to the new guy.
Grim has never encased someone in chocolate before so he just improvised an inverted shield spell to mold the chocolate to Blue's scales.
Chocolate encasement probably wouldn't get cold enough to work on a warm blooded creature and OMG would that suck to get out of body hair or fur.
More proof that Z is a fatty when he helps write the menu for dinner.
Summon food spell works like a order ticket and it's not a big deal to cross something out and change it.
Stephanie always forgets Grim loses depth perception when she borrows one of his eyes.
Stephanie only sits on Z as a display of dominance.
Stephanie is clueless about how much of a practical joker Grim is.
I was too lazy to make up any new characters for Z to meet at the dinner.
The minions don't mind letting their masters go first because they can always summon more.
Trent gets too big of a thrill out of playing with the lens of truth. That's why he chose to steal it instead of the other things Stephanie leaves laying around in there.
I'm sure the chocolate has an interesting flavor after marinating in lizardman.
Not all the minions are alergic to chocolate. Blue doesn't mind what Grim did to him if it ends with getting every inch of his body licked clean.
Minions are pretty much the kids at thanksgivings. They go off to 'play' while the adults talk.
Fang is in the minion business for all the sex and power. Mainly the power.
Stitch was inspired by action figures you swap body parts between.
'I like you just the way you are.' is a Mr Roger's line
Z is really depressed he doesn't know what species he comes from.
Stitch probably has kinky feline friends who get off on licking the jizz off each other like cats.
Grim abuses his powers. I think unicorn piss would tingle like alcohol when you drink it.
The conveniences of portals to get home safe. That's why all the humans at the party drink like there is no tommorrow.
Z really loves his quilt. It is the first one he ever made. He used to make and give one everytime a relative had a baby.
Trope ending, Story ends when main characters go to sleep.
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