“Sheath Shots: A Furry Drinking Game”
**"Sheath Shots: A Furry Drinking Game"
-:Best Played with Gay Sheath Dick Furs:-**
Last night while knocking down shots of Jager, I thought up this fun adult drinking game.
The game is played like this: First off you need to be a fur with a sheath dick or know one.
Example: Foxes, Felines, Wolves, K9s, Lions, Equines (Get the idea?)
One sheathed fur loads up his sheath with a chosen drink (nothing over 80-proof, unless you got a taste for pain! Lol!), be sure the said fur pinches the opening close else the shot will spray all over the place! _(I've been there! Lol!) _ Next is the fur who's up to the challenge of drinking all the booze from the furs sheath _(This is where it gets fun!). _ The fur who's been challenged has to drink all the booze and it is done like thus:
The challenged fur brings there maw before the opening of the sheath of the other fur, take hold of the base of the sheath and milks upwards, spilling all the shot into their maw.
The trick is not to...well...lets just say; swallow the worm! Hee-hee! If the challenged fur takes all the shot without swallowing the worm, that's one point...but...if the challenged fur failed to take all the shot, and left more then a couple drops in the sheath, they will have to try again, but doing this will cost points!
Doubled shooting is half a point
Three tries counts as no point
Four is minus one point.
Anything else after is a minus.
If the challenged fur swallows the worm...well...I'm sorry but they have to go the whole way! Know what I'm saying? Hee-hee! If the challenged fur swallows the worm and goes the whole way that counts as three points! But if they refuse and or spite out the worm, that will cost major points! Minus ten! Ouch!
When the challenged fur knocks down their sheath shot, there round is complete and they become the next sheath shot themselves and this processes repeats and so-on until the game is called to an end.
This could be played like this:
Last fur standing
Beat the clock
Set shot goal
And so on!
As a final note:
Please keep in mind that not all furs are created equal. For example: A wolf's sheath can hold more then a fox (Unless it's a really gifted fox! This I got to see!), a tiger can hold more then a wolf and an equine can hold more then the majority. The rules for mixed breed playing I'll leave up to you! Also straight couples can play this game too...but I'll leave the rule open for them also!
Anyway...sound like fun? If so...
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!
Grab your mate a have a blast!
MARRY YIFFING!
_ Oh and please drink reasonably! _