The Master Cook

'ahh...here i cum man...oh shit...i can't hold it much longer ...oh...oh...oh...oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh yyyyeeeeaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!' he shot his load all over the floor.

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The Observation Effect

Don't power it up whatever you do, oh, shit, is it plugged in? unplug it now!! i'm still working on it. i don't wanna get fried. ooooop, gotta go. i'll be back, uhnmmm, next week?"

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Police Intimidation

Josh grabbed his right ear as he started freaking out, "oh shit, oh shit! i can't get caught!" the roo grabbed his shoulder, "hey! hey! calm down! just pull over and stay calm..."

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Chapter IX: Furrther Confusion

"oh shit," mark said, realizing this was not just a footsoldier. "i'm guessing you're the actual emperor?" "that would be i," the fox said, with a laugh. "well, what was that all about?" mark facepawed.

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This is Madness!

A pizza ran by, weaving through the crowds, yelling, "oh shit! oh shit!" as he was pursued by a gang of forks.

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Rika's Curiosity Chap 3

"oh... shit!" the woman screamed. "that's right talk dirty for daddy." stan whispered in her ear, and then stopped as he noticed how stiff she had become.

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Love and Laughter

"oh, shit! i almost forgot!" he hadn't forgotten, of course. but, it wouldn't have worked out to give her the card at the start of the day, when one normally would.

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Anal Archive

shit, mmmmmmm, fuck doug, oh shit that's sssssooooooo gooood'!

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Rangers Pass

'ooow, ooow, oohh, oh, oh yeah, mmmmmm, oh shit, that's feeling real good.' ranger dan began to thrust harder and faster making gavin thrust back against him and moan out loud. 'ah, ah, shit, oh shit, oh dan, shit, mmmmmm, that feels good'.

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Birdsong

"oh shit... oh shit! what.. what if my parents see me like this? what if..." realisation struck him. "i'm naked! what if someone comes by and.." "shhhhhh..." a talon on his beak silenced him for the moment.

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Theo and Jace: Part One

"oh shit, oh shit oh shit oh shit!" jace was on the verge of a panic attack as he ran the stop sign in their parking lot. theo was glowering out the window while jace was panting and whimpering to himself.

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Load (Neon City, Book 1): Chapter Two

"oh shit," clark mumbled, staring at jack's gun. "oh crap oh jesus oh shit oh shit oh shit--" "oh, stop whining and get back in the car."

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