A Bitch In Her Bowels
A Bitch In Her Bowels By Otteronymous Tracy huffed as her corpulent form strode around the track, the voluptuous lagomorph coming into her second wind as she finished another lap. Even with her 5'0" height and 350lb frame, the pear-shaped Dutch...
Never Forget Where Easter Eggs Come From
Never Forget Where Easter Eggs Come From By Otteronymous Peter stifled a sigh as another screaming toddler was shoved into his paws. The tiny brat tugged on the ageless rabbit's graying pelt as the camera's digital flashbulb went off. The dazzling...
Otterly Stuffed
Otterly Stuffed By Otteronymous The chubby river otter wobbled precariously on the slatted fence, his unease palpable as he contemplated the first, and unbeknownst to him, last time he would ever break the law "Come on Theo, move your fat ass before...
Unorthodox Coaching (Sequel to "Otterly Stuffed")
Unorthodox Coaching (Sequel to "Otterly Stuffed") By Otteronymous "Pathetic! Absolutely fucking pathetic!" Coach Marino shouted. "I can't tell if you're a football team or a bunch of god-damn ballerinas." The bull's sweat-soaked polo pulled hard...
Building a New You
"Building a New You" By Otteronymous "Whose leg do you have to scratch to get some service around here?" 60 seconds of waiting, and Lena was already fed up. The shorthair cat fidgeted in her seat, the lyrca sport shorts that clung to her trim,...
It Runs in the Blood (Commision)
It Runs in The Blood By Otteronymous "It affects a firstborn of every generation when they turn 21, Tammy. You gotta believe us! If you come home now we can get you help before it starts to manifest!" At the time, I thought my parents were fucking...
Trick, You're the Treat
Trick, You're the Treat By Otteronymous Jonathan shuddered as he knocked on his manager's front door. The streets were eerily quiet, save for the rustling of the dry, autumn leaves. Soon they would be full of laughing, screaming children, all making...